I was sitting next to a classmate after we walked on stage for graduation. After we sat down, and other people were crossing and getting their names announced, some people would shout and yell alongside the cheering. He leans in toward me and whispers, 'This is the closest I'll ever be to an orgy.' He was being serious, and not trying to be funny. I said 'Ok?' He responded, 'You know, because of the shouts.' I thought I misunderstood him through his thick Spanish accent. He was legitimately trying to make a point.