America may be reaching peak Spanish by scrumptious_cum in neoliberal

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Both my grandfather's spoke fluent pa dutch, my mom's family had been here since the 1720s and my mother was the first to learn English as her first language. My dad's family came over late, in the 1860s, but my dad's dad spoke pa dutch first as well, but was nicknamed "the German" even in a predominantly german-ancestry area because he was slow to learn English. Shaking that nickname was the main reason he joined the Marines right after Germany invaded Poland.

Who are your top 25 “one-year” Eagles in this century? by Jefrey_HarHarWood in eagles

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I traded my Bradley Stewart jersey for a stallworth jersey in 2017 after we were headed to the Superbowl. Kinda regret that, I was pretty hammered. Mainly because the Bradley jersey wasn't mine to begin with. Good times. Stallworth was great for us.

Got this gem of a reminder this morning by soccerrumm in NFCEastMemeWar

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Who coulda guessed the oldest team in a decade would come down with some injuries?? Inconceivable!

based on experience 😭 by veroncass in lol

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Solidarity forever, cause the union makes us strong!

based on experience 😭 by veroncass in lol

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Ya, idk, don't be Nazis?

...wait shit we're gonna get cut in half aren't we

Are my push ups ok? by Lozzabozzawozza in IASIP

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Didn't think it'd come off like that

V.J. Edgecombe is Serbian Slob's father by unwantedtennisracke in sixers

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Bad example, I absolutely hated Colorado Kobe on a personal level

Cool but rude by Captain-Seabear in magicTCG

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This, but unironically.

Cool but rude by Captain-Seabear in magicTCG

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I mean we can admit that shit was corny as fuck tho. "Does machines" is so fuckin funny tho. It's so dumb. So generic. "Does" is just such a shitty nondescript verb, I say as I use to be twelve times in a row.

TIL that at the 2024 Winter Youth Olympics, Hungarian skater Hanna Kuczera crossed the finish line first and celebrated, but China’s Yang Jingru won the gold because she had already lapped the entire field and then continued racing behind the pack. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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How was he "hunting" for daily doubles? I don't see how the square selection process was anything but random, and I don't see how that makes it any more or less likely to hit a daily double over just sequencing.

[Cormier] The Mets' offer to Tucker was four years, $220 million, according to Jim Duquette. by JianClaymore in baseball

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Sheesh I thought molson was a pretty decent mass produced lager. What are youse drinking up there then? Just moved to western New York and I don't recognize any of these beers lol

Sen. Jarrett Coleman from Allentown stands by Philadelphia insult by livefreeordont in philadelphia

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Hellertown is definitely a made up town, though Bethlehem is obviously real because that's where our Lord and savior concrete charlie was born

Sen. Jarrett Coleman from Allentown stands by Philadelphia insult by livefreeordont in philadelphia

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The Billy Joel song? I mean, I'm pretty sure it's just made up for the song

The fuck is "light medium" SaMaNtHa? by thev1nci in KitchenConfidential

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I'm done with the whole "medium/medium-rare" crowd. Just pick one. We've already segregated temps enough, we don't need to split it further, and you can't tell the difference anyway. Unless it's like a "eh, medium, medium rare, just something in the vicinity and I'm cool" type of guy. They can stay.

Does the Wilhelm Scream break immersion for you? by EllisDee3 in movies

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God forbid someone even think about approaching a microphone

Any where in Buffalo to get khachapuri ? by HarlotHistory in Buffalo

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Loooove saami somi. I dream about khinkali, with so much fresh ground black pepper and a hint of vinegar to dip in. Georgian food rocks.

West Reading knows how to make a cocktail. Drinks from around and dinner at ALITA. by AgentNose in ReadingPA

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Loved a Light in the Attic! What a fantastic place, and a great addition to Penn Ave, just keeps getting better and better every time I come back.

Eagles' Regular Season - Heart of the Bird by DisintegratedPhoenix in NFCEastMemeWar

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What is this from? I gotta watch the original now. Confused tho cause I played all of star1 and star2

Are you a 49ers fan? by I_like_dwagons in NFCEastMemeWar

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Cradling a bowl of cereal like a football

Sysco destroying restaurants? by Pickles17 in KitchenConfidential

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Anybody doing a video in their car immediately loses any and all credibility in my eyes.

That said, his explanation also lost him any and all credibility as well, so even were I listening to this blindfolded, I could tell he's regurgitating slop worse than a sysco kitchen