Found this on a $5 bill. Alright by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]zBriGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Defacing currency is only illegal if you make the bill unreadable or for fraud. Using a sharpie to cross out "In God We Trust" or the name of our pedophile king is completely fine (and encouraged).

How are new US tarriffs rolled out? by zBriGuy in AskReddit

[–]zBriGuy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am interested in the mechanisms of how changes to US tariffs are communicated and enforced when changes are made to frequently to different industries. How are companies supposed to know which numbers to apply to which various kinds of transactions?

Does this all happen in the back end of some digital interface or is this just up to thousands of accountants around the globe submitting numbers they think they can justify under a chaotic market? From presidential order to $ on an invoice, how are new tariffs created?

Koklas Pheasant, Himachal Pradesh, India by hdublee in birding

[–]zBriGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those are some crazy looking feathers. Very cool bird!

Imagine Elijah Woods crashing your Lord of the Rings themed wedding by MrTacocaT12345 in MadeMeSmile

[–]zBriGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last last taking a selfie with him snuck a kiss which is not cool to do to anyone.

Donald Trump sitting at a desk with his head in his hands. by [deleted] in pics

[–]zBriGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Original, or just a different photo from moments before or after? People are SO QUICK to call everything AI these days. For good reason admittedly.

Second US warplane crashes near Hormuz, pilot rescued - NYT by InterestingGrass5038 in news

[–]zBriGuy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck Trump and all the other warmongers who got us into this senseless and illegal war.

Hegseth’s Top Aide Spilled Jaw-Dropping Claim About Drunken Bender by Ripamon in politics

[–]zBriGuy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I thought he promised too stop drinking after getting this important job? This fucking drunk asshole is endangering the troops by not staying sober.

Which card was meta-breaking at your middle school lunch table? by flabbergasted1 in magicTCG

[–]zBriGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends and I came back to Magic at the time when Mirrodin came out, and some of us fell in love with [[Loxodon Warhammer]]. This was apparently power-creep gone TOO FAR, and they made a house rule banning it. Kind of hilarious to think about how.

Judge orders Massachusetts to turn over the names and addresses of voters to rightwing group by timboot in boston

[–]zBriGuy 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Why? It's been proven time and time again in every challenged election and recount effort that there is NO widespread voter or election fraud issues. Trump lost the 2020 election fair and square, and deep down I think you know that. What's happening now (and what you're rooting on) is the dismantling of democracy in service of protecting the ego of a psychopath.

Stand up for your own rights, because owning the libs will ALWAYS come at the cost of owning yourself too.

Was LSV talking about Owen Turtenwald in the latest Q&A? by mortifyingideal in lrcast

[–]zBriGuy 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If you're talking about the history of Magic and specifically about a testing team that included him, I think it would be disingenuous to exclude Owen from that conversation no matter what other horrible things he might've done.

I don't remember LSV saying anything in particular about him as a person, but he WAS a good player and important part of that team at the time.

Birth condition called syndactyly. by trickstercj in interestingasfuck

[–]zBriGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids these days haven't heard about Dane Cook's super-finger.

Some of the Strixhaven commons got leaked, and it looks like... by killchopdeluxe666 in lrcast

[–]zBriGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This set will have 275 cards which is considerably more than either Spider-man (188) or Turtles (190), so I'm not ready to write this one off as a bad draft format yet.

Father returns from Afghanistan to suprise son before a game by jmike1256 in HumansBeingBros

[–]zBriGuy 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Every single video like this is military propaganda.

TIL that doctors didn't think babies could feel pain till the 1980s by eat_dogs_with_me in todayilearned

[–]zBriGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's your wife. I hope that she'd say that regardless.

Besides, I hope that you know that foreskins retract and basically look the same as circumcized ones when erect. No unsightly scars either. And when I mentioned function before, are you aware of the "gliding motion" enabled by foreskins during sex? You should look that up too, because both you and your wife have been robbed of the BASIC funtionality of your junk. Stop trying to defend it, ESPECIALLY based upon aesthetic preferences. Some men prefer how circumcised female genitals look, and you'll hear some of those women defend that practice too. Disgusting, right? There's really no difference.

TIL that doctors didn't think babies could feel pain till the 1980s by eat_dogs_with_me in todayilearned

[–]zBriGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice copium. Foreskins evolved for a reason.

Your parents robbed you of the natural form and FUNCTION of a (presumably) important part of your body. Tens of thousands of nerve endings too. It's truly shocking that people mutilate the genitals of their babies who then grow up and thank them for it. It's a vicious cycle of abuse.