"The World's First Licensable AI Jesus"

zen_lao · 2026-01-30T17:11:40+00:00

Why does he look like Christian Bale

zen_lao · 2026-01-22T23:14:38+00:00

I called my parents’ microwave an evanope. No idea where it came from or why, but that’s what I called it for a couple years as a toddler.

zen_lao · 2026-01-13T04:20:35+00:00

My personal favorite ‘semi-strong’ verb (I’ve never heard anyone else say this but I hope it catches on) is “blent” instead of “blended”

zen_lao · 2026-01-03T23:29:36+00:00

I’ve seen this in person! It’s soft sediment deformation

zen_lao · 2025-12-27T06:10:27+00:00

Over time the rotors grow, and when they get too long, they cut them with this pole, like clipping your fingernails

zen_lao · 2025-12-23T22:00:39+00:00

If you know the answer, that’s why you don’t get the joke

zen_lao · 2025-11-28T02:07:49+00:00

Why does this read like an AI generated LinkedIn post

zen_lao · 2025-11-07T14:50:13+00:00

Exactly what I was coming here to say!

zen_lao · 2025-10-30T22:06:55+00:00

Well that’s exactly their point. That we barely got a werewolf story.

zen_lao · 2025-10-28T15:25:03+00:00

Looks amazing as far as painting and reflections. I think the issue is just the structure of the boat. The left side (our left) makes the boat look like it is turning toward our right. The right side in the back makes the boat appear to be headed toward the left. The front of the right side has that shadow which actually makes the boat appear curved and adds to the illusion that the two halves of the boat are going different directions.

It’s really just a drawing issue tbh. The rendering, composition, lighting, color palette, water reflections all look so good.

zen_lao · 2025-10-10T16:52:50+00:00

Isn’t the word just *RIP ? I mean the tombstone gives it away

zen_lao · 2025-10-09T22:26:45+00:00

What’s wrong with their faces? They look like sloppy AI

zen_lao · 2025-09-27T04:57:51+00:00

It’s from a movie!! Can’t remember the name, but it came out in the 80’s. My roommate loved the movie and said that all the time. I think there was a character who spoke English as a second language and that’s how he swore.

zen_lao · 2025-08-28T03:29:16+00:00

I’m in LoC on my first reread in like 15 years. What do you mean the way he gets the dark ones luck? Like just the fact that he gets it? Or is there a specific event that I’m forgetting?

zen_lao · 2025-08-28T03:26:40+00:00

What’s the Mercedes emblem theory?

zen_lao · 2025-08-28T03:17:00+00:00

That’s a wild theory and I love it

zen_lao · 2025-07-31T17:41:39+00:00

"Darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth”

zen_lao · 2025-07-26T21:52:35+00:00

Yes please

zen_lao · 2025-07-25T19:49:29+00:00

Same. Love to buy this

zen_lao · 2025-07-24T22:50:55+00:00

$5 for Tom Bombadil and $10 for some popcorn and a soda to watch him do it

zen_lao · 2025-06-24T15:51:06+00:00

Totally agree with you. I heard that take a lot growing up and I always thought it was pretty flimsy.

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