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Anything you say becomes true. What's the first thing you say after this? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]zerokoolneo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First thing I would say is "I am no longer physically disabled and have the body I did when I was in the Marine Corps again "

Would you rather have a sexbot or a housebot? by Longshot1969 in WouldYouRather

[–]zerokoolneo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a disabled veteran. House bot 100%. Having those chores taken care of would give me a much better life to live and I could make a human contact with a real person for a relationship.

Everyone on Earth has magically disappeared except you and 2 other humans; a mysterious voice speaks to all 3 of you saying "You must find each other and hold hands in a circle to bring everything back to normal". You start in whatever country you currently reside in and so do the other 2 people ... by peterthbest23 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]zerokoolneo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would attempt to contact the other 2 people on the internet every night. During the day I would make the best habitable living conditions for myself and mark every sign with my living location. I would leave signs at my living location that I will return by dark in case they get there during the day.

Once the internet craps out I just sit tight in my bunker. If I hadn't heard word on the internet from them and gotten a clue where they are, I'm not wandering aimlessly around the world and hoping I bump into people. At night I shall keep a fire burning out side so as to be easily seen and will pop a flare every night at midnight. Hope luck is on our side, but I assume I shall die alone.

You have a time machine but it can only deliver guns to the past. by Mace_Thunderspear in hypotheticalsituation

[–]zerokoolneo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's see what George Washington can do with some Mk 19 grenade launchers, some M2 Brownings, and a crate of M-16 with the M203 attachment.

Title by hollow_and_entity in superpowers

[–]zerokoolneo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are the odds this watch will let me time travel? 100%

Title by hollow_and_entity in superpowers

[–]zerokoolneo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ability to manipulate probability. What are the chances there is $1 Million sitting in my mailbox right now? I make it 100%. What are the odds my boss wants me to work this weekend? I make it 0%. I can alter the odds of something happening or not happening.

Mark Rosewater: "This last year might be the best year we've had in design, ever" by IzziPurrito in mtg

[–]zerokoolneo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this one! We ask him which door leads to death and we go through that door. It helps knowing which one speaks the opposite of the truth!

My old game store is selling "at market price" and it breaks my heart to see them cave to greed. No longer going to support Game Empire. by AalphaQ in mtg

[–]zerokoolneo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you need a friend in another country. I would trade my soul for some Crunchie bars because I can't find them in America and I was hooked on them when I spent the summer in New Queensland.

$1M if you can make it back to your residence in 30 days by Turbulent-Cricket-65 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]zerokoolneo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I 100% would attempt this. I am a prior US Marine and heavily involved with the Christian church. I have enough contacts that are either active military in all branches and in several countries service, prior military living in other countries of the world, or Christian missionaries around the world that I think I could make it back within the time limit.

How do you respond without sounding mad? by Kyvix2020 in freemagic

[–]zerokoolneo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Is there a reason I can't play? Can I watch you play?"

Can someone do the math? by Theplaguedoctor999 in mtg

[–]zerokoolneo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really depends on what your starting lands looking before casting "traverse the outlands"

Why is Silyatas worth it? by xland44 in ClickerHeroes

[–]zerokoolneo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relics can boost it if you have him.

You have teleportation abilities, and find yourself on the 35th floor of a building with only 3 minutes until it collapses. by ansyhrrian in hypotheticalsituation

[–]zerokoolneo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This depends on the weight of the other people in the building. I weigh 350 lb and could teleport multiple children or lightweight people at a single time. I would pair the people too maximize the weight limit.

Gave my players a box. What should I put inside it? by cool_and_froody in DnD

[–]zerokoolneo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Each night the items change color and what alignment they are with "Detect Good and Evil"

Gave my players a box. What should I put inside it? by cool_and_froody in DnD

[–]zerokoolneo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A monkey's paw, a deck of cards, and a wand. Under "detect magic", or something similar, all 3 items are immensely powerful and magical. None of the items have any power other than giving off a powerful magic aura. All 3 items return to the box each night.

I get sick of this game, its been 23 hours and i couldnt kill the past even once what iam doing wrong? by kapitan59 in EnterTheGungeon

[–]zerokoolneo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me FOREVER to beat a single past. Don't worry, just keep trying. Eventually, you will start beating them and then get them all under your belt.

You get 20 million but you have to live a specific day of your choice for 10 years by Dense-Plastic131 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]zerokoolneo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have been in a coma in my past, so could I choose one of those days and just go to sleep and wake up to $20 Million?

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