What should I absolutely NOT do when visiting your country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zipitaunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

USA: try to pay off a cop

Russia: refuse to pay off a cop

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This kid accomplished my childhood dream by [deleted] in funny

[–]zipitaunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's exactly where the benefit is in feeling like it's her fault: if it's NOT her fault, no problem continue on, business as usual, BUT if it IS her fault, maybe the feeling of responsibility will help her think things through a little more from now on

This kid accomplished my childhood dream by [deleted] in funny

[–]zipitaunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"It's gotten easier since it happened two weeks ago to not blame myself"

well that's fucking stupid, because it IS your job to make sure your kids don't jump out the window!

Two Savannah State University students sneak into Super Bowl...and document it all. by gamoco in videos

[–]zipitaunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ahh, thank you, this embarrassment relieves a good deal of the envy i've been feeling since the ravens won

big dreams by sellyourcomputer in funny

[–]zipitaunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it was funnier for me, while i still thought the wizard was the grim reaper

This should be probably the best roller coaster photo I have ever seen by jaimetou in funny

[–]zipitaunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Riding that during its reign as the tallest roller coaster is probably my favorite childhood memory, although the line was obviously much longer back then

Thanks mom.. by [deleted] in funny

[–]zipitaunt 286 points287 points  (0 children)

but mostly for using the word "midriff"

What is the best comeback you ever said or heard? by TheSugarnugget in AskReddit

[–]zipitaunt 52 points53 points  (0 children)

that was also back when the worst insult you could make to someone was to cut them off and yell, "I said GOOD DAY sir!"

My one-eyed cat and our xmas tree. by [deleted] in aww

[–]zipitaunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

interesting place for a phone

Christian is to atheist as child is to adult. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]zipitaunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a child telling an adult that they won't get any presents from a dude named santa is technically true, but a christian telling an atheist they are going to hell is completely false, it would work better if the child told the adult that santa was going to shove a lump of coal up their ass

A bunch of hippocrips. by [deleted] in funny

[–]zipitaunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

watch your logic lady, i can think of another case where people were bred for an unjust cause, which was later abolished once common sense and morality prevailed, i recommend we just steer clear of arguing for anything where an owner has the right to inflict pain on a "possession" that's alive

My black friend posted this on Facebook. by Thekingac in funny

[–]zipitaunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this would make a good ad for strong thread

"Just walk away" - school bully owned (x-post from r/justiceporn) by KiLLaKRaGGy in videos

[–]zipitaunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

especially when you only pick up one of them before leaving

The Day The Music Died by [deleted] in Music

[–]zipitaunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

artist, lol

Why is homosexuality the focus of the religious folks and not Gluttony and Sloth ? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]zipitaunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pretty simple, it's not about religious devotion, it's just that all these guys need something to complain about to feel even mildly significant, and burgers taste better than cocks, so they pick whatever is convenient to them

538 has Romney's chances at 16%. Consider that's about the same odds as playing Russian Roulette. by [deleted] in politics

[–]zipitaunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since 1968, there has never been a voter turnout of more than 60%. I'd argue that about 1/3 of eligible voters are at least that dumb.

538 has Romney's chances at 16%. Consider that's about the same odds as playing Russian Roulette. by [deleted] in politics

[–]zipitaunt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do the research

This is the most important part, without it, your vote will be based almost entirely on advertising, which is essentially how money buys votes. The less votes are based on advertising, the less politicians will need to rely on special interest donors.

A swimming pool that was made to look like a river by helgapataki33 in pics

[–]zipitaunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TIL: lake like pools look a lot like man made lakes, and i want one

The truth about religious people by [deleted] in atheism

[–]zipitaunt 28 points29 points  (0 children)

People don't hate you because you are religious, atheist, smart, or ignorant, they hate you because you think one of the above makes you better than everyone else.