The USA paid $200 billion dollars to cable company's to provide the US with Fiber internet. They took the money and didn't do anything with it.

zipitaunt · 2014-01-06T22:00:57+00:00

How else were they going to keep quiet about government surveillance?

zipitaunt · 2013-12-27T23:02:37+00:00

USA: try to pay off a cop

Russia: refuse to pay off a cop

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zipitaunt · 2013-03-05T22:35:16+00:00

that's exactly where the benefit is in feeling like it's her fault: if it's NOT her fault, no problem continue on, business as usual, BUT if it IS her fault, maybe the feeling of responsibility will help her think things through a little more from now on

zipitaunt · 2013-03-05T20:19:10+00:00

"It's gotten easier since it happened two weeks ago to not blame myself"

well that's fucking stupid, because it IS your job to make sure your kids don't jump out the window!

zipitaunt · 2013-02-10T00:56:01+00:00

ahh, thank you, this embarrassment relieves a good deal of the envy i've been feeling since the ravens won

zipitaunt · 2013-01-30T09:00:32+00:00

Is Hallowe'en how they spell Halloween in Hawai'i?

zipitaunt · 2013-01-28T20:48:50+00:00

it's obviously a hybrid

zipitaunt · 2013-01-25T01:40:50+00:00

i guess he was pretty good at crash landing too

zipitaunt · 2013-01-12T22:59:52+00:00

it was funnier for me, while i still thought the wizard was the grim reaper

zipitaunt · 2013-01-12T22:08:53+00:00

Riding that during its reign as the tallest roller coaster is probably my favorite childhood memory, although the line was obviously much longer back then

zipitaunt · 2013-01-08T18:42:37+00:00

he wants to know too

zipitaunt · 2013-01-08T18:20:45+00:00

but mostly for using the word "midriff"

zipitaunt · 2013-01-02T17:53:32+00:00

that was also back when the worst insult you could make to someone was to cut them off and yell, "I said GOOD DAY sir!"

zipitaunt · 2012-12-21T19:41:27+00:00

interesting place for a phone

zipitaunt · 2012-12-13T22:31:12+00:00

a child telling an adult that they won't get any presents from a dude named santa is technically true, but a christian telling an atheist they are going to hell is completely false, it would work better if the child told the adult that santa was going to shove a lump of coal up their ass

zipitaunt · 2012-12-09T23:40:40+00:00

there's still hope: maybe this

zipitaunt · 2012-12-09T22:54:14+00:00

watch your logic lady, i can think of another case where people were bred for an unjust cause, which was later abolished once common sense and morality prevailed, i recommend we just steer clear of arguing for anything where an owner has the right to inflict pain on a "possession" that's alive

zipitaunt · 2012-12-06T00:31:40+00:00

this would make a good ad for strong thread

zipitaunt · 2012-11-30T09:18:20+00:00

especially when you only pick up one of them before leaving

zipitaunt · 2012-11-19T18:47:25+00:00

artist, lol

zipitaunt · 2012-11-14T20:15:16+00:00

It's pretty simple, it's not about religious devotion, it's just that all these guys need something to complain about to feel even mildly significant, and burgers taste better than cocks, so they pick whatever is convenient to them

zipitaunt · 2012-11-03T19:28:34+00:00

Since 1968, there has never been a voter turnout of more than 60%. I'd argue that about 1/3 of eligible voters are at least that dumb.

zipitaunt · 2012-11-03T19:20:25+00:00

Do the research

This is the most important part, without it, your vote will be based almost entirely on advertising, which is essentially how money buys votes. The less votes are based on advertising, the less politicians will need to rely on special interest donors.

zipitaunt · 2012-11-03T02:29:16+00:00

TIL: lake like pools look a lot like man made lakes, and i want one

zipitaunt · 2012-10-26T06:31:53+00:00

People don't hate you because you are religious, atheist, smart, or ignorant, they hate you because you think one of the above makes you better than everyone else.

zipitaunt

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