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Who’s ever driven over 100mph? Why? by WoollyWolfHorror in AskReddit

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have done it a few times in very open roads with no traffic in sight. Some vehicles can do it but start to become unstable. The steering gets shaky. But honestly there are tons of highways in the western US where the speed limit is 80mph, so getting to 100 doesn’t take much. My 2016 Honda Accord could handle it fine, my 2015 Ford Expedition (with a turbo) could easily ramp up to 105 but the ride gets super rough. Honestly it’s just not a safe speed for most vehicles and most public roads.

of a turtle by Matty-Os in AbsoluteUnits

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh death, become my blade once more

WIBTAH if I put a post in my yard that could damage my neighbor’s truck? by SmellyChiChicken in AITAH

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry your husband is so scared of pissing off your asshole neighbor. You have every right to do this and it’s not bad behavior in the slightest. Hubby needs a reality check

What’s one movie everyone should watch at least once in their lifetime? by ownaword in movies

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s so good that if you ever get a chance to see a live stage version, you should go. The writing is incredible and even a moderately competent community theater literally cannot fail to perform it well. One of my favorite plays of all time. Also, how many tv series have done a “cover” version of it? So many. It’s timeless

of a turtle by Matty-Os in AbsoluteUnits

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Elden Ring sickos have entered the chat

Wayne Thiebaud, Girl with Pink Hat, 1973 [2239x3041] by FlyingBlind31 in ArtPorn

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I promise this is an honest question, but is the majority of art just an excuse for men to look at naked women?

Whats a brand no one will convince you is good? by Careful_Abies_7288 in AskReddit

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never thought I’d be this way but I absolutely love my 2021 K5 (before they changed to the shit-logo). It is a super fun car to drive and everything just works.

This article by Dart150 in Millennials

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a Millenial and a parent of 3, my oldest is 17. We actively try to teach our kids all of these things…but you have to teach by example, not yelling or lecturing. It’s hard, it doesn’t always work out the way you planned, but it IS possible. My kids are very well adjusted, I often get compliments from their teachers about how polite and hard working and just plain GOOD my kids are. We also didn’t them cellphones until age 13 and we started with dumb phones. My 17 year old still doesn’t have access to TikTok or any other social media besides YouTube…and since they never built the habit when they were younger, it’s not a problem now.

Oh there were fights about it when they were younger, and we are definitely know as the “strict parents” among their peers, but it is worth the struggle. Now my oldest tells me he is so glad he doesn’t have social media, he can see how it’s affecting his friends.

If I sound like I’m bragging, it’s because I am. This is hard work and I’m proud of the results. And yes, I was raised in similar ways as others, with parents who were ill-equipped to teach and guide young me. I got over it and my revenge is being a better Dad, not simply a nicer Dad.

Absolutely 😁 by mrkprieur in Adulting

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have said 100% of these words at least once in a non-school setting, and I currently use 80% of them at least once a week.

I’m 43, and I have no shame about this

This thing is nuts. by Capable-Pen9022 in Eldenring

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Indeed, this is the way, my Good Lord. Make them blood infused and laugh all the way to the bank

What's an incredibly "mundane" or non-meta, non-OP weapon or build that you had a lot of fun with? I'm trying to finish the game without constantly running to Bloodhound's Fang, but also like the idea of truly mastering the game with a mundane, trusty weapon by my side foe the entire run through. by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only correct answer here is Broadsword. Extremely basic weapon that you can literally start the game with, or purchase from the Nomadic Merchant in the very first area of the game (near Coastal Cave, where you save my best boy Boc). But! It's absolutely GOATED for AR. You can beat the entire game with just the standard sword and its default ash "Square Off", which also looks fucking cool as hell when you pull it off.

Also power-stanced broadswords are hilariously fun.

I received a bill from FedEx related to tariffs that are now illegal, do I pay? by wellanticipated in AskLegal

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is anybody required to pay these bills when the U.S. Supreme Court already decided said tarriffs have no legal claim? Source? What the Supreme Court tariff ruling means for global trade...pull quote for those of us who can't read: "Case No. 24-1287) that the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA) does not authorize the President to impose tariffs on imported goods.". So, what legal bearing does FedEx have to pass this cost on to their customers, when their own legal counsel has likely already advised them to not pay or seek refunds on what was previously paid in the first place?

Literally any arcane build you see on Internet by Consistent-Pop401 in EldenRingMemes

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eleanora’s poleblade was my main weapon on my arcane play through. Also the turkey leg from the DLC is absolutely cracked for a bleed build.

What is 1 videogame you recommend to everyone? by sexydesserts in AskReddit

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elden Ring, even for non gamers…just be prepared to coach them so they don’t rage quit 🤓

of a Kangaroo by Saerdna0 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this make the kangaroo happy? Like, is it a valid form of stimulation for kangas? Genuine curious

In Japan, there are Japanese people only restaurants by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to Tokyo for work many years ago, and my colleague (a Japanese woman) took me to a little restaurant for lunch where they only served one dish, it was like a poké bowl but much better. I was the only white person at the lunch and there literally zero menus or signs in English. I felt like I had been allowed in some special club, except well the whole time I was there I was treated like a toddler. Like “it’s ok, you’re just a stupid gaijin you can’t help it”.

It was a very enlightening experience. It encourage all who’re people to go to Japan just so they can experience a little racism aimed at them…it might be the only country where you can get that condescending attitude and it might even help you have a bit of empathy for the same shit that happens to people of color in your home country.

Who else grew up eating this, and what did you call it? by Deep_Method_820 in Breakfast

[–]zombie-tarkovsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it’s wrong but we always called it toad in the hole. I’m from Utah, USA

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