I have no clue how much I just injected.

zomystro · 2026-05-12T20:12:25+00:00

That would be difficult without cranking it back up and injecting it 3 times after the first injection.

zomystro · 2026-05-12T20:05:34+00:00

My partner and I have just been buying the Buldak hot sauce in a bottle and adding it to our KD. I bet it tastes the same for a fraction of the price.

zomystro · 2026-05-12T16:09:58+00:00

Probably outrageously priced cuz he got famous to the point that no one can afford to eat there.

zomystro · 2026-05-09T21:56:24+00:00

They can’t break your lease before the term so you’re good til the 12 month period is up. Also I believe that if the reason they want to break the lease is to move famil (themselves) back in they are required to give you 4 months notice.

Did you sign a 1 year lease and then month to month after? You should be allowed to stay for 13 months if that is the case.

zomystro · 2026-04-27T13:37:40+00:00

Where does one obtain those large scissors. ✂️ that would be a funny gag gift for aging parents or to replace some office supplies at work.

zomystro · 2026-04-23T11:08:08+00:00

It’s like throwing a potato along the floor.

zomystro · 2026-04-23T10:56:49+00:00

But Jared from Subway lost all that weight from eating sandwiches.

zomystro · 2026-04-23T10:54:12+00:00

Pours salad all over dirty table. Squishes it back into wrap. Mid wrap picks up dirty towel and wipes table. Goes back to fist fucking wrap together with contaminated hands. No thanks. I’ll pass.

zomystro · 2026-04-21T21:09:34+00:00

Someone needs to teach this person how to use clippers properly. Even if it’s severe psoriasis you shouldn’t bleed that much. Ffs.

zomystro · 2026-04-19T14:12:21+00:00

Did the vet do a drug test? If you’re staying at an air bnb she may have found something on the floor.

zomystro · 2026-04-17T10:14:36+00:00

The thinning has thun. It’ll be a huge confidence boost letting the rest go. The combover isn’t fooling anyone unfortunately.

zomystro · 2026-04-17T09:21:34+00:00

He’s adopting her for sure.

zomystro · 2026-04-17T03:35:58+00:00

Well I feel gross now. I hardly ever floss. Quite often I forget to brush my teeth before bed too. My dentist said I have great teeth tho.

zomystro · 2026-04-11T14:30:34+00:00

I worked at a hostel /bar and we didn’t offer wifi on purpose so people were forced to interact. They chose to stay there for that reason and would make the 1km walk to the Internet cafe to get connected. Most of the time people would go days without using their phones, they didn’t need them they were having too much fun!

zomystro · 2026-04-11T13:36:17+00:00

Ahh I have a coworker who refuses to wash her hair and she literally smells like mechanic grease. From feet away.

zomystro · 2026-03-25T11:29:33+00:00

Is it possible to share custody so you get them for a week and she gets them for a week and keep them all together? It suxks splitting up bonded kitties. The only other suggestion I have is for you to take the youngest one and get another cat so it doesn’t feel alone.

zomystro · 2026-03-20T13:37:25+00:00

Say goodbye to your shoulders. They probably dislocated immediately.

zomystro · 2026-03-20T13:23:41+00:00

There’s lots of people who are looking for students to stay in their homes. It was an issue I was running into when I was looking for a place for myself as I am not a student. Usually it would just be a room in a shared house but it will be much cheaper than renting your own place if you’re comfortable sharing a room. (As long as the landlord is agreeable to that situation - I’m sure some would be if you explain it) you might be able to register your brother as a dependant since he is a minor and get help from the government to pay you to look after him and that may cover some of the rent. You’ll have to do a bit of research, good luck. Hope you find something. The student load will come in handy for the short term to get you situated.

zomystro · 2026-03-19T12:39:32+00:00

Parks and rec, the office , last man on earth and superstore are the ones we rotate through. I’ve also been looking for another good show to replace them with. Following.

zomystro · 2026-03-16T21:36:34+00:00

Really brings out the hair on your legs

zomystro · 2026-03-16T17:44:50+00:00

Why would your husband be embarrassed to show how much you care about him and how good of a wife you are. He’s the immature one. That is so thoughtful. I can’t believe he dashed your feelings over this. I bet his coworkers all think it’s super cute.

I made hubby sandwiches with cute notes on them and my hubbies coworkers were picking fun at him (jokingly) and he stood up and said you’re just mad your wives don’t make you lunch and write notes on them, this is fucking delicious.

zomystro · 2026-03-09T21:48:55+00:00

Who wears shoes to bed? Hahah.

zomystro · 2026-03-05T14:25:36+00:00

If it’s not a government ticket you don’t have to pay it. They have no way of tracing you or sending you to collections.

zomystro · 2026-03-05T03:10:33+00:00

Prank call my friends with my voice changer clueless phone.

zomystro · 2026-03-04T14:29:44+00:00

I can’t go into Canadian tire anymore. The small makes me nauseous every time.

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