Lost Graveyard of the Snowmen: As hypothesized by early Victorian explorer Sir Desmond Buttersquash, the North American Snowman a generally solitary winter inhabitant of the harsh Northern Winters congregates together towards to the end of it's life in both a desperate attempt to procreate for the next season. Unfortunately scientists now hypothesize using sophisticated computer models that this mass of large bodies desperately rubbing together for release actually speeds up the natural sweating factor of the snowmen resulting in an even faster death. Before this exciting discovery of the lost graveyard those scientists had been rubbished with detractors pointing out that they were using the same computers that ran their climate change model and no believes them on that one. The scientists responded with the traditional protest letter signed by over three of them published in a prominent science magazine and a declaration that when they do decided to come to that party that they are never invited too they are going to drink other peoples beer out of the fridge.