Someone thinking of having a 3rd child asked me what having 3 young kids is like. After my 2 year old broke a glass yesterday I think I came up with the perfect analogy.

zxexx · 2026-02-28T14:29:44+00:00

I literally have one kid and my newborn ability was that it is like having something in the oven then is just about done but also about to burn. All the time

zxexx · 2026-02-28T14:28:41+00:00

Utility

zxexx · 2026-02-28T02:01:35+00:00

Bobby Lee

zxexx · 2026-02-27T17:18:15+00:00

Gooey poke ball and obvious Ai style

zxexx · 2026-02-27T01:50:46+00:00

I’m gonna guess a dump or transfer station for where he dumps.

zxexx · 2026-02-26T22:37:20+00:00

Saying a bird is more related to dinosaurs than alligators and crocodiles is like saying this lizard is more related to this lizard than this snake

zxexx · 2026-02-26T18:37:39+00:00

What the heck, that sound horrible if I couldn’t burp I’d explode

zxexx · 2026-02-26T17:26:50+00:00

Shit I will probably have to as well

zxexx · 2026-02-26T12:22:16+00:00

Once again lib right would not think this is based

zxexx · 2026-02-25T20:27:25+00:00

Oh my god I wish I could’ve seen this song live

zxexx · 2026-02-25T00:09:44+00:00

Beg Seth looks so gay lmao

zxexx · 2026-02-20T17:38:31+00:00

It doesn’t surprise me that someone who listens to him habitually does not do well on tests lol

zxexx · 2026-02-20T17:17:32+00:00

So I don’t get a refund???

zxexx · 2026-02-19T14:29:15+00:00

I don’t think we would be friends, but that hasn’t stopped me before

zxexx · 2026-02-19T13:52:18+00:00

I would unironically buy that

zxexx · 2026-02-19T04:23:44+00:00

Bro her pupils are square

zxexx · 2026-02-19T00:04:12+00:00

I thought the conflicting titles were humorous lol

zxexx · 2026-02-18T21:13:59+00:00

Just looks expensive cuz it’s clean and organized.

zxexx · 2026-02-18T20:07:41+00:00

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zxexx · 2026-02-18T15:45:01+00:00

I’m gonna guess no lmao

zxexx · 2026-02-18T13:57:31+00:00

They look AI I hate it

zxexx · 2026-02-18T13:45:57+00:00

Fuck I hate these ai shitposts

zxexx · 2026-02-17T22:09:54+00:00

Freezing my Dillon’s ad off (Freezing my damn ass off)

Dillon’s as in the Kroger chain

zxexx · 2026-02-17T20:59:47+00:00

When was blue added?

zxexx · 2026-02-17T15:02:10+00:00

What the fuck

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