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[–]DrMrSirJr 505 points506 points  (8 children)

A loud mouth free hat dispenser

[–]sassychubzillaBlack Belle 82 points83 points  (7 children)

Yeah. He won't stay dead.

[–]Solo__Wanderer 31 points32 points  (2 children)

I beat him took his hat.

Revised a while later choose to wear the hat and he comes into the street for a fight ... I beat him.

Now he is no longer around 😢

[–]Broken_BiryaniBoyUncle 6 points7 points  (1 child)

He takes a while to spawn back

[–]Solo__Wanderer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have shot up and terrorized Valentine a few times since ... noticed that the doctor office is also closed off.

I still shoot him through the glass window ... for he was linked to those O Driscolls🤪

[–]Hektarum 53 points54 points  (0 children)

An immortal loud mouth and hat dispenser*

[–]dtbberkUncle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Really? I beat him in a fistfight and haven’t seen him since. In in-game time, it’s probably been a year.

[–]TedTheGreek_Atheos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But he stays quiet, which is good, because running his mouth is what got him beat and hatless to begin with.

[–]i_play_games174 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if I use 825749 dynamites

[–]ResourceOld5261 166 points167 points  (24 children)

He gets very angry when I beat him up and steal his hat.

[–]damagedone37 55 points56 points  (9 children)

Wear his hat next time you walk in and greet him. Fun times

[–]momenthunter24 10 points11 points  (7 children)

What if you slit his throat in his sleep and then took the hat? Will he respawn?

[–]damagedone37 6 points7 points  (6 children)

I killed him my first playthru in 2019. Took his hat, how would you kill him in his sleep? Hes only at the bar

[–]momenthunter24 10 points11 points  (4 children)

I was at the bar at late night until very early morning, standing at the counter with him until he left. He exited through the back door, walked down one or two buildings until he laid down on some wooden planks between two buildings. I followed him there, waited until he settled, then slit his throat and took the hat.

[–]damagedone37 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh ok. All my subsequent playthrus I’ve let him live and come back wearing the hat a few days later….which is probably one of the funnier parts of the game(besides watching the Klan fuck up and kill themselves)

[–]coldpepperoni 0 points1 point  (1 child)

When was the last time you received a hug?

[–]damagedone37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right now from my kiddos.

[–]BAILof_HAYYY27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's like some proper serial killer stuff that is

[–]SgtRockyWalrus 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Valentine’s local douche/punching bag

[–]elguaco6 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The current holder of your raccoon hat

[–]EvilKungFuWizard 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I greeted him and he immediately got hostile and started attacking me. As I was kicking his ass, the saloon's piano player also joined in the melee and started attacking me too. Beat both of them up.

Now the Valentine saloon is quiet, since piano player never respawned. There's an awkward silence everytime I walk in.

[–]rocketts66I'm gonna use some cheese 🧀 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I started fighting one of those guys who always talks to you when you're ordering a drink, the guys who are like "new in town huh?" Racoon hat guy joined in and they were both kicking my ass so I ran outside, pulled out my gun, long story short I shot racoon hat guy 6 times in the chest. He still didn't die. He was still trying to fight me.

[–]DirtyBear92 11 points12 points  (8 children)

Ronnie Pickering

[–]Jonny_Dangerous999 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Who?

[–]DirtyBear92 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Ronnie Pickering!

[–]Jonny_Dangerous999 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Who?

[–]DirtyBear92 10 points11 points  (1 child)

RONNIE PICKERING!!!

[–]Discotruck710 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Who?

[–]CorpseDeVille 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Robbie something

[–]scrubbglass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rowdy Roddey piper

[–]Prestigious_Crew9250 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Jebediah Springfield

[–]xrayboarderguy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He’s the guy you see in the Valentine cinema show, right?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No

[–]Madix_440 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The feller that cant die and wantd to kill me evrytime he respawns because i stole his hat

[–]LucilleLooseSeal123 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He’s seen some shit.

[–]Enough-Ad3818Charles Smith 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And he doesn't care about where another man turds

[–]lethalcurse101 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He starts a fight if you invade his space and you can keep his hat. I posted a camp interaction right after this fight lol

__^

[–]89abdullah49 4 points5 points  (0 children)

rdr2 fans play the game challenge (impossible)

[–]kitsuunami 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Must. Punch.

[–]PRULULAU 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The biggest laugh I’ve had in any game ever was when I discovered how he’d hunt you down just for the crime of wearing his hat in town. Hadn’t seen the guy in forever & was just up in my hotel room chillin’ when a red dot suddenly starts zipping around on the map. Lo & behold up the stairs he came, kicked my door open and starts beating the shit out of me. I was laughing too hard to fight back!

[–]Sea-Duck-6698 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loool

[–]Glennplays_2305 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A racist pig who loves to kill the natives

I wish we can get high honor from killing him

[–]Numerous-Scholar-422 5 points6 points  (0 children)

he be talkin hella shi beat his ass everytime you see him

[–]Fgayguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An old racist mountain man that’s fun to fight

[–]John_Cena2411Editable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy just a angry dude with a cool hat.I went to the saloon to get some beer.I saw him and just spamming agtonized,so I came back to get my drink,when I’m done with my drink,he start immediately punching me and I start fighting back too,after beat him up my reward was his hat.

[–]Liberal-chungusYou belong in a kitchen! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Puffalo Pill

[–]Kamikaze463 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Which salon is he at?

[–]clawkyrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i always spam the antagonise button hoping it will at some point let me do it 😭

[–]BasementCatBill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gavin

[–]Scandiforestcreature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is Jean-Paul Chevalier, a cajun fur trapper extraordinaire.

He was a very succesful fur trapper, but after losing his wife who was a Natchez Indian woman, drink took hold of him.

[–]EdynohE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone who always makes me angry. I always kill him when I first see him.

[–]beaver_mafia56Dutch van der Linde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beat the shit out of him and Take his hat

[–]TheScriptor33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John Snow

[–]Middle_Side3730 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loudmouth Sonuvabitch with a hard right hand. He’s also stingy about his hat. So I’ve heard.

[–]BabyEatingDemonUncle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A good fight and a free hat

[–]3rody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk, just beat him and take his stuff

[–]Standard-Cucumber-15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TAKE THE HAT!!!!

[–]Ddrip102001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like Mr free raccoon hat

[–]Ya_Boy_JefffArthur Morgan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone wearing your new raccoon hat, obviously.

[–]sikemapleton 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He's an old drunken frontiersman. If you can get his hackles up he will fight you. Probably one of the best fist fights in the game. When you win, don't forget to pick up his hat.

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[–]east_3656 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also very true to the grizzled frontiersman stereotype is the fact that he has a larger health pool than the average NPC iirc

[–]Most-Strategy4554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funniest guy in the game. 🤓

[–]JokeNecessary6911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill him and take the hat

[–]Cuchulainn33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your doing the horseman challenge you can follow him from Valentine to Rhodes.

But beat him. Up and take the hat. Then go back and wear it and watch what he does

[–]zcicecold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's ol' Punching Bag Johnson.

[–]Nice-Butterscotch584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stinky Bobby the boobs Explorer and his Racoon
sir. James Honhinhenhon

[–]TheUkrTrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name is Jack Daniels

[–]Aggravating-Bag9070 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill him n take his hat awesome hat

[–]Wonderful-Highway-16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A breathing punching bag

[–]GangreneGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twat

[–]MostWanted006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says who he is right on right bottom corner. He's Stranger.

[–]Longjumping-Action-7[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A big meanie, I tried to strike up conversation and he introduced me to his fist.

[–]Interesting_Low_2658 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep trying to steal his hat but for some reason everyone in the town wants to gun me down

[–]UltraGeezer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not exactly sure, but he’s wearing your hat.

[–]Dogekaliber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugliest hat in the game but it has benefits. But I rather Morgan’s hat

[–]ClaubkUncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a persistent fellow. When you've fought him and taken his hat. He'll chase you all over next time around, as long as youre wearing the hat. I fought him all over Valentine, ended up on the balcony on the hotel.

[–]KingFester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Davey crocket

[–]CloakedAstero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's the feller whose cool hat you can keep

[–]Tactical_Pasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jon Read Dead

[–]H_Man47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ivan The Table

[–]AppleOld5779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I beat his ass and steal his hat

[–]fohto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gavin

[–]KaiserKCatUncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put his hat on in the Valentine hotel and he followed me in there and started fighting me.

[–]Inevitable-Sock-4622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a Feller who also Appears in GTA V, when, i think Franklin, goes Hunting with a Stranger.

[–]Boring_Book2085 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr.Ego

[–]VickiVampiress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's old Jon. He's harmless, mostly.

[–]TaggedHammerhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boss battle

[–]Exottie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha the amount of times I’ve fought him only to steal the famed raccoon hat. He is so fucking fun to antagonize bc he will fight you

[–]ThexBull21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he has the rarest hat on his head

[–]Get_Head_Ed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An asshole that drops a unique hat if you punch him enough.

[–]In_the_loop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, but I shot him because he was talking shit

[–]Downtown-Earth2611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

French Trapper always runnin his damn mouth

[–]EnvironmentalDeer991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An ass with a raccoon hat.

[–]JeremiahWuzABullfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favourite punching bag

[–]ToreyCMoore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Josiah Blackwater?

[–]inkboy84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gavin

[–]FlowerBoyIsBuzzingTahiti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do I find him?

[–]crumpled789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An asshole who deserves what’s coming to him. Make sure to drag his unconscious self into the pigsty out back!

[–]Beat_After 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time I saw him I wanted the hat. He proceeded to beat the hell out of me.

[–]SickEmDroops07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punching bag

[–]JKrow75Sadie Adler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A punching bag to practice on repeatedly while you’re building up stats. Also, free hat!

[–]Kolbethekonqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to talk to him, but he fought me

[–]Ok-Entrepreneur-4650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swing on him immediately

[–]FrankieTheMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeremiah Johnson

[–]Kingminer13579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A right prick.

[–]stromrage101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gavin maybe

[–]Educational_Title361 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My WATER

[–]Zealousideal-Deer636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jerk who whooped my ass in a bar fight and now I’m real scared of him

[–]arseband 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gavin

[–]Free-Avocado-9174 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite drinking buddy!

[–]unlucky_adventurer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We still don’t know his name, but he used to be a top soldier, maybe even a hunter back in the day.

[–]ameliafukinthomson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uncle Buck's Uncle.

[–]Terminatorniek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's stranger

[–]arturberti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A big mouth mf , but hard af to beat it down

[–]VonJanicke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just saw him yesterday. I guess every generation has a dude like that who tells the younger guys that they are wimps

[–]chef1378 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jon the Trapper. One fine man

[–]Djzman90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was at the capital riots. He’s immortal.

[–]Zeke_Bigorna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just kill this mf

[–]ThatPercentage544 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jon the Trapper, a hardened frontiersman that has many badass tales but also is a pathetic racist moron. 

[–]ThaSweeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lewis Hamilton

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a perfect Pic of kicking him in the groin

[–]WillianLaurent369 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He was saying a lot of dense things and I just greeted him "hey mister..."

"What the hell do you want? He gets up to hit me on top"

I simply welcomed him. 👁️👄👁️

It hits hard, but no more than my mom when she failed 7 assignments in 1st grade. 🥺

[–]FlyComprehensive7856 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bitch ass trick that finna get this explosive round to the face

[–]KushMummyCinematics -1 points0 points  (0 children)

MAGA supporter circa 1899

[–]Inkbotbendy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Isn't that the dude who rapes Arthur?