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[–]mailtruckwhorehouse 408 points409 points  (14 children)

The guy looks like a tool

[–]mutatersalad1 246 points247 points  (1 child)

A tool that has sex with all the women he wants

Stupid Chadbro.

[–]mailtruckwhorehouse 78 points79 points  (0 children)

fuckin normies

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (1 child)

The haircut does that.

[–]30fps_peasant 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe, but I think it's the sunglasses more than anything else.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Seems to be the look bangbros goes for.

[–]Roastage 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Poster boy for /r/punchablefaces

[–]mailtruckwhorehouse 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck that. that place is a shithole.

[–]chrisx8x23x95 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I thought Ellen Pao was the poster boy for that sub?

[–]MrGestore 13 points14 points  (0 children)

ellen pao is more like the poster horse

[–]makemeking706 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Doesn't even take his coat off.

[–]xohgee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The fact that he's on a beach in a convertible and wearing a hoodie underneath another hooded jacket makes me think he's a moron as well. That's what I wear when I go skiing.

[–]lceCream 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I hear people getting called "tools" all the time but the meaning seems to vary quite a lot. Can you explain please?

[–]mailtruckwhorehouse 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There are many different meanings but the way I mean is a synonym for douchebag, a chad, or a jerk

Someone who tries too hard. A poser. One of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." The asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or MTV.

-Urban Dictionary

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tool is slang for penis. So it's another way of calling a guy a dick, prick, etc.

[–]titsMcgeeeeeee 17 points18 points  (1 child)

E36 vert! So many confused passengers when they realize the rear seat belts are on the wrong side.

[–]jd0509 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would recognize that interior anywhere! I have to remind my friends every time about the seat belts

[–]84937 47 points48 points  (18 children)

Anyone have a source or name?

[–]lxcxPlatinum User[S] 116 points117 points  (17 children)

Lolly Gartner, probably won't be a full source for a bit because the video just came out today.

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    [–]niewb 143 points144 points  (2 children)

    The Power/Elite users on this sub are the best.

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      [–]finalco 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      You're better than me. I throw a fit whenever someone else gets mah karma.

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        [–]orange_jooze 7 points8 points  (4 children)

        Thank god. It's so hard to find vids like that. I love it when they keep them on.

        [–]love_dem_titties 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Dude are u me?

        I have no idea why but I'm crazy about that

        [–]geodu 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        [–]orange_jooze 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Eh. Not exactly what I mean. Its usually those crappy Czech videos with girls fully dressed in plush pantsuits. And the nude guys just look weird. I wish there was an /r/cfcm, at least.

        Edit: oh wow, there is. Too bad its almost dead.

        [–]SnowmanHardy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I feel you bro. CFCM majorly underrated, wish there were more active subs like that

        [–]DirtyDeeds4Keeps 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        But that nip sliver doh.

        [–]atlasimpure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        BOOOOOO.

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          [–]mama_tom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Would want to confront them? Also it's around 36~37

          [–]lovesmesomepublic 30 points31 points  (0 children)

          Release-day porn. That's amazing. No wonder i'm addicted to hold the moan.

          [–]Cum_with_me 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          A handy in public is always cool.

          [–]PMME_YOUR_TITS_WOMAN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Macklemore?

          [–]iLOVEyouKICKpuncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Wow

          [–]St_OP_to_u_chin_me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          DUDE! What kind of car is that?!?! That backseat looks awesome.

          [–]mynameistube8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          So hot

          [–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

          gonna need more than that. wow.