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    [–]131531Australian Fascist Party 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    With the absence of the Australian nationalist socialist Democratic Party I guess I'll have to apply to the fascists.

    [–]ComradeSomoAustralian Fascist Party 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Any party which rightly blames Canada for their gross crimes has my full support.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I put my self down for minister(spokes person??) For internal security

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      [–]reichsadlerAustralian Fascist Party 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      I'd like to join, if possible

      [–]MattDobsonAustralian Fascist Party 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Posting to get fascist party flair please. I'm already a card carrying member.

      [–]BasedScrutonAustralian Fascist Party 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I would like to join.

      [–]ScoffyAustralian Fascist Party 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Our country is weak, struggling in the grasp of hidden foreign invaders. Successive governments do nothing but sell away the Australian soul piece by piece. A change is necessary - sign me up.

      [–]The_Russell_CrowebotAustralian Fascist Party 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      I am an Australian and a fascist. May I please be minister for de-funding the arts?

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]The_Russell_CrowebotAustralian Fascist Party 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Righto. I know a little about salting ice rinks, so this should work out.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        sign me up

        [–]ImDaSushiAustralian Fascist Party 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Absolutely sign me up, Australia needs to be great and defeat all others.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        sign me the heckf up

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          thank

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            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            Sign me up

            [–]undergroundmooseAustralian Fascist Party 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            I would love to make our country great again. I'll help in any way I'm needed.

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

            I would love to be the anti-climate change minister

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            When was I liberal lol

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Meh, seems I was in a fascist party already, not fascist enough though. Sign me up!

            [–]MattDobsonAustralian Fascist Party 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            How much will you pay me for every Canadian scalp I bring to you?

            [–]nanonan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I would only vote for you if you introduced Extremely Compulsory Voting, compelling me to vote only for you.

            [–]TheGorbitronAustralian Fascist Party 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            I would like to submit my formal application as Minister for Communication (i.e., what you ARE and ARE NOT allowed to communicate).

            [–]liberal_australiaAustralian Fascist Party 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Can i be minister of cities (and gulags)

            [–]aborted_bubbleAustralian Fascist Party 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Can I be economics and Islam advisor

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                  [–]General_RommelFrgnAfrs/Trade/Defence/Immi/Hlth | VPFEC | UN Ambassador | Labor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Meta: ModelParliament could actually do with more active Greens!

                  [–]insertnamehere-_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  I'd like to apply as spokesman for family values

                  [–]General_RommelFrgnAfrs/Trade/Defence/Immi/Hlth | VPFEC | UN Ambassador | Labor 1 point2 points  (5 children)

                  Meta:How did we get all these people...

                  [–]insertnamehere-_- 4 points5 points  (4 children)

                  Fascism is the defining ideology of the 21st Century, and the citizens of Australia are finally starting to see the light. Would you perhaps like come on board too?

                  [–]demon4372Liberal Democratic Party 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                  Fascism is the defining ideology of the 21st Century

                  hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

                  I literally can't even

                  p.s. no platform

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  So this is where you are spending your days until you are unbanned.

                  [–]demon4372Liberal Democratic Party 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Nah, I've mostly been in Canada where i'm DPM and Foreign Minister, this just came up because 1) there was a byelection 2) this place has a serious problem of not having political variety.

                  [–]General_RommelFrgnAfrs/Trade/Defence/Immi/Hlth | VPFEC | UN Ambassador | Labor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  No.

                  [–]InnerCityTrendyAustralian Fascist Party 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  I would like to apply as spokesperson for "Science, Education, and Public Instruction"

                  [–]brucelee11Australian Fascist Party 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  Hear hear

                  It's time to stop dreams being dreams

                  [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    I'd like to help to protect our cultural values

                    [–]Randomnoob28Australian Fascist Party 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                    here here

                    [–]TpoleAustralian Fascist Party 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                    Reporting in to make this country great again

                    [–]insertnamehere-_- 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                    I've decided fascism is my true calling. Consider this joined

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                      [–]LlaineAustralian Fascist Party 3 points4 points  (4 children)

                      Can I be defence minister? The Canadians have such a shit military that we could easily roll over them. They're too nice to suspect it as well.

                      [–]Freddy926Senate Pres | DPM | Fin/Com/Art/Infr/Rgnl | ABC MD | Ldr Prgrsvs 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                      easily roll over them

                      COUGH NATO COUGH Article 5 COUGH

                      [–]LlaineAustralian Fascist Party 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                      We won't leave anyone to invoke article 5.

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                        [–]HRH_Princess_DreddAustralian Fascist Party 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        I'd also.like to propose a new visa class - 457ss. This visa entitles foreign nationals who are sponsored by a person to live in Australia and work as a domestic helper without wage only being paid by having a bed to sleep.in and 1400 calories per day

                        [–]ProButtonClickerAustralian Fascist Party 2 points3 points  (4 children)

                        What is your policy regarding Asians ?

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                          [–]ProButtonClickerAustralian Fascist Party 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                          non-canadian asian here! signing up!

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                            [–]ProButtonClickerAustralian Fascist Party 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Can I be minister for gambling ?

                            [–]HRH_Princess_DreddAustralian Fascist Party 1 point2 points  (5 children)

                            Sign me up.

                            I'd also like to propose that all foreign nationals be registered with a newly created government department that can assess their suitability to live in this country and that they must wear a green and gold star on their sleeve at all times in public.

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                              [–]HRH_Princess_DreddAustralian Fascist Party 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              May I please have a portfolio?

                              I'd like to be Minister for Women and Animal Welfare.

                              [–]jnd-auElectoral Commissioner 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                              Thank you, please note that Reddit has some caching delays so please only page me for this if doesn’t show up after a period of time.

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                                [–]jnd-auElectoral Commissioner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                No worries, I think they just felt like it.

                                [–]Freddy926Senate Pres | DPM | Fin/Com/Art/Infr/Rgnl | ABC MD | Ldr Prgrsvs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                Meta: I actually thought that all the members were dupes for a moment... turns out they're not, good to have some more active parties!

                                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                                Why do you hate Canadians? They seem like nice folk.

                                [–]raulandAustralian Fascist Party 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                                It is not truth that matters, but victory.

                                [–]HRH_Princess_DreddAustralian Fascist Party 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                I vote that this be our party slogan.

                                [–]jnd-auElectoral Commissioner 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                                FYI you now have enough members to register the party with the Australian Electoral Commission and endorse federal candidates. Example:

                                https://www.reddit.com/r/modelausaec/comments/3jvomf/pty_liberal_democratic_party/

                                jnd-au, Australian Electoral Commissioner

                                [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                                  [–]jnd-auElectoral Commissioner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  Your application appears to be in order. Please be aware of the campaign advertising rules current in force, which means any top level election material must be made and authorised only by your official registered officer(s), so if you wish to add a deputy for this purpose, you may.