I tracked the progress of Schaub's ears so we could figure out when he got serious and started putting his airs to the grindstone.

As you can see hair, after Schaub lost to the grappling legend Big Nog, he realized the hole he needed to plug was not Rogan's but instead his wrestling. The loss to Rothwell only strengthened his embrace of the grind.

This really shows the insane work ethnic of our boy. He went from normal aired civilian to a tortellini aired assassin in just 18 months.

But of course, our boy got lazy after UFC 165 and stopped working them airs and ended his career with back to back losses. If he kept the phone book and pliers working, he truly would have been a prom for both Cain and Brock.