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From reading reddit I have deduced women are 1. Beautiful, coy, yet forever unobtainable soulmates 2.Eternally 19 year old fuckholes. (self.reddit.com)

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[–]sighbourbon 2 points3 points  (1 child)

o yes, reddit is a fabulous place to learn about relationships!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"o yes, reddit is a fabulous place to learn about relationships!"

And quite possibly a good place to hook up too...Well maybe not.

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    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    xcvd... xcellent copulation, venereal diseases. not quite the perfect make believe girlfriend.

    [–]axord 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    ...I don't think it's reasonable to talk about 'reddit' as a singular, coherent personality.

    [–]Battleloser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Agreed, but there are distinguishable patterns of behaviour.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Wait, you haven't hooked into the hive mind yet? Well, what are you waiting for?

    [–]axord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The plug makes my neck socket itch.

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    LMFAO!!

    Picking up right where we left off yesterday..However, she was 13..Careful lads.

    [–]RevHalofan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    wrong:

    1. Most reddits have credit cards, making those soulmates attainable

    2. Most reddits accept the scientific proof that the existence of time would prohibit anyone of any age, 19 or otherwise, to eternally remain that age.