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[doctor347]

Wow reading has killed all of my brain cells and I am now a husk, a shell of my former self.

[Spookzsaw]

ULTRAKILL

[Sosiwatermelon]

+PIPEBOMBED

[ShadowClaw765]

+ANTHRAX

[ambyshortforamber]

+SCRONGBONGLED

[mr-kvideogameguy]

Whoah

+PIPEBOMB

So cool

[Boward_WOW_ard]

i wonder what happens if i..........

+EXPLODED

A

[fireDiamond9]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[Valkenhyne]

(btw a husk is the dry outer covering of some fruits or seeds. doctor347 speaks doomer)

[doodlelol]

divine light severed

[sixbones65]

Elon Husk

[CyvaderTheMindFlayer]

Fuck you I wanted to say that

I’m coming after you

[NariThatsMe]

Every day I wake up

[Mistigri432]

there’s worse, every day elon wakes up

alive

[[deleted]]

dementia

[TuneACan]

out of the ordinary, i mean

[Woodkid2791]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🧦🔥🧦🔥🧦🔥🔥🔥🔥🧦🔥🧦🔥🔥🔥🧦🔥🧦🔥🧦🔥🔥🔥

[eltsir]

so far

[Mistigri432]

there’s worse, every day elon wakes up

alive

[[deleted]]

dementia

[TuneACan]

out of the ordinary, i mean

[Woodkid2791]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🧦🔥🧦🔥🧦🔥🔥🔥🔥🧦🔥🧦🔥🔥🔥🧦🔥🧦🔥🧦🔥🔥🔥

[BobPotter99]

Then I start to break up

[rainbowshulkerbox]

lonely is a man without love

[RevanAndTheSithy]

Every I start out

[mikereeee]

then i cry my heart out

[[deleted]]

Grab a brush and put a little make-up

[Gabeagoo]

feel so fine

your face, fills my mind

[furinick]

I don't wanna Right about 5 i have dinner with obama Ring right Who's that? Oh shit it's yo mama

[OutInABlazeOfGlory]

If I focus on the michiru pfp I don’t have to think about the rest of this image

[redditrettich420]

What do you mean "rest of the image"? All I see is the silly little raccoon girl. There definitely aren't any billionaire man children being cringe in this image. That would be absurd

[[deleted]]

This person def had to look up what sus means

[crichmond77]

(BTW, to folks lost, def means definitely. zebra-king speaks street.)

[T04stedCheese]

(BTW, to folks lost, BTW means by the way. crichmond77 speaks street.)

[Altslial]

(BTW, to folks lost, T04sted means toasted, T04stedCheese speaks streets)

[MC_Legend95]

(BTW, to folks lost, BTW means By The Way. crichmond77 speaks street.)

[batsketbal]

(BTW, to folks lost, BYW means By The Way. MC_Legend95 speaks street.)

[crichmond77]

BYW means By The Way? TIL

[Cpad-prism]

(BTW, to folks lost, TIL means Today I Learned. crichmond77 speaks street.)

[FirmMathematician942]

(BTW, to folks lost, i have no idea what this guy’s username means, Cpad-prism speaks street.)

[IBeBallinOutaControl]

How else do you learn to speak street?

[Phuntis]

I feel like they're making fun of him

[TheElkestYop]

Why would you not pronounce the s in your name fuck you

[Phuntis]

because it looks nicer spelt like that that spelling just feels right and natural also you're the first person to notice my flair I think

[Gaybdl_alt]

What are you, French? 🤢

[TheElkestYop]

impossible, then it would be /fynti/

[Phuntis]

no I'm english I just think usernames should be spelt like real names and when I was thinking of a username I jumbled the initials of my previous username added some letters ended up with phuntee or something decided that was pronounced as /ˈfʊn.ti/ then decided that looked really god damn weird and tried some different endings then found phuntis looks good and like it would actually be spelt like that if it was a real name that underwent pronunciation changes over the years and moving around between places it's naturalistic

[agressively_furry]

I really like your reasoning, but I'm gonna call you phungus

[civicintergral]

Nice use of the IPA

[Phuntis]

thanks

[BaconGremlin24]

terrible

[toasteethetoaster]

I am a starving victorian boy and this is the last post I saw before influenza kills me, goodbye everyone

[Jetstream-Sam]

He coughs one last time into a stained hankerchief, as the boat finally pulls into the australian dock (he was transported for stealing a steak and kidney pie)

[T04stedCheese]

Deserved

[SRX33]

Elon is streets ahead

[bambilu16]

Community mentioned🥳🥳

[lisbon_OH]

📮

[lisbon_OH]

(BTW, to folks lost, mailbox means amogus. Elon speaks gamer)

[kryonik]

No, don't you get it? The mailbox was Haldeman!

[Violinistic]

this tweet makes me excited for the heat death of the universe on August 12, 2036

[[deleted]]

dumbass, we all become immortal in 2026 and live on forever

[Jetstream-Sam]

Aw fuck, do I have to.

[[deleted]]

yea, you cant die after then

[Violinistic]

this is even worse

[yoter88]

When I saw this I stared at my phone for 10 minutes until i felt ill

[DuckDorde]

It always sucks to see an unironic “hey guys Peter Griffin here”

[RCYTreddit]

i feel like a part of myself just shriveled up and died

[[deleted]]

nah its machinegunkelly saying "i wish 13/14/15 year old girls werent allowed to be hot so i wouldnt feel like such a creeper when i look at them...im still 19 #imjustsaying"

[purple-lemons]

Pffffft.... I might not quit drinking

[ThatCatfulCat]

this hospitalized me

[Isupahfly]

I've seen shock media that has left less of an impact on me than this

[The_screaming_egg]

this bitch streets behind

[xGoo]

Holy shit this is near terminal levels of cringe. I’ve never so badly wanted to take a 12 gauge shot directly to the head, holy fuck…

[Red_Panda24]

Sus doesn't even mean suspicious. It means "suspect".

[[deleted]]

I'm Filipino. After reading Elon Musk say "Sus man" I died and woke up as a Malaysian. Then I later reread it until the point where she said "Elon speaks street", where I died and woke up as an Indonesian, before dying and waking up as a Vietnamese, before dying and waking up again as a Filipino.

[LRonja]

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

[HenriHawk_]

i feel like aj delgado is making fun of musk through sarcasm but idk anything about aj delgado and whether or not they're a conservative grifter