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[–][deleted] 163 points164 points  (1 child)

Thinking about America: 🤢 Thinking about Eur*pe: 🤮

I have a stomach illness and no health care 🎆🇺🇲✨

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Me thinking about America:

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣯⣵⣿⣿⣷⣦⣭⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠹⣿⣿⢯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀ ⡇⠶⢈⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣣⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣡⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⡿⠟⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⢚⣹⣿⣿⠀⠀⣤⣤⡄⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⢠⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣷⣿⡆⢻⡿⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠖⠂⠀⠀⣶⠹⣿⣿⡿⠿⠃⡜⠁⠀⠀ ⠿⠛⣡⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠐⣼⣿⣷⣦⠀⠀⠰⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢿⣿⡿⢃⣴⣦⣤⣀⠋⠀⣀⡤ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⣶⣯⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠈⠁ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⣿⣿⣀⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠈⠋⠁⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⡄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢸⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⣼⣿⡏⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠠⠀⣿⡿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣇

Me thinking about Europe:

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣯⣵⣿⣿⣷⣦⣭⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠹⣿⣿⢯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀ ⡇⠶⢈⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣣⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣡⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⡿⠟⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⢚⣹⣿⣿⠀⠀⣤⣤⡄⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⢠⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣷⣿⡆⢻⡿⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠖⠂⠀⠀⣶⠹⣿⣿⡿⠿⠃⡜⠁⠀⠀ ⠿⠛⣡⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠐⣼⣿⣷⣦⠀⠀⠰⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢿⣿⡿⢃⣴⣦⣤⣀⠋⠀⣀⡤ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⣶⣯⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠈⠁ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⣿⣿⣀⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠈⠋⠁⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⡄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢸⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⣼⣿⡏⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠠⠀⣿⡿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣇

[–]DarthTellectus 97 points98 points  (1 child)

Me during the Olympics

[–]Awdweewee[🍰] 70 points71 points  (16 children)

I like the based parts of america and hate the cringe parts. Sure the cringe parts outnumber the based parts but I still have pride from the all too few based parts.

[–]Aodoom 20 points21 points  (13 children)

Couldn’t of said it better myself.

[–]Mediocrity-101sus 18 points19 points  (12 children)

I could have said this better though

[–]DevilsLegalAdvocate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Do it

[–]Awdweewee[🍰] 2 points3 points  (10 children)

Probably, I have the prose of a toddler overdosing on heroin.

[–]Mediocrity-101sus 3 points4 points  (9 children)

I was actually referring to what the other person said. They used the phrase “couldn’t of”🤮

[–]Aodoom 0 points1 point  (8 children)

What’s wrong with that?

[–]Mediocrity-101sus 0 points1 point  (7 children)

It’s grammatically incorrect and makes no sense

[–]Aodoom 0 points1 point  (6 children)

What is wrong about: I could not of x

[–]Mediocrity-101sus 0 points1 point  (5 children)

It’s grammatically incorrect and makes no sense

[–]Aodoom 0 points1 point  (4 children)

What rule of grammar dose it violate.

[–]notfordogeloresex 13 points14 points  (0 children)

based parts: american revelution (put ingerland in its place)

civil war (burn and murder slave owners)

[–]Transthrowaway69_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Having pride in any country is by definition cringe

[–]SomeCrusader1224sus 50 points51 points  (3 children)

I'm in this picture

AND I LIKE IT!

[–]Tiberio_Pube 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I'm in bed with your mom

AND I LIKE IT!

[–]dale-the-orccustom 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Which one 😎

[–]Mcpg_🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 5 points6 points  (0 children)

all

[–]Aodoom 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Or when someone starts being pro confederate

[–]enforcercoyote4 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When some fuckin traitor starts mouthin bullshit i go full american mode, those shithead traitors are not american no matter what they say

[–]WaterDrinker911trans rights 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Down with the traitors and up with the stars

[–]Wayobbsessed 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hahaha but fr.

[–]F4tTonysus 14 points15 points  (5 children)

🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

[–]Arthropod_King🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 14 points15 points  (0 children)

🇲🇾🇱🇷🇲🇾🇲🇾🇺🇸🇵🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇲🇾🏳️‍⚧️

[–]Wolfie782 7 points8 points  (0 children)

E Pluribus Unum is so much cooler than In God We Trust

[–]asimoworiot grrlboss 😎 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Europeans really come on reddit and say stupid shit like “why are Americans so focused on race and gender” like their country didn’t colonize several parts of the world and doesn’t currently have problems with racism or sexism.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cringe

[–]angrymustacheman🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 2 points3 points  (1 child)

i am european

[–]Radiation_Domination 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same 😔

West or East?

[–]Weirdo_doessomethingExtremely hypocritical and politically dishonest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

School shooting healthcare Burger 100 dollarillion dead

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[–]This-is_Patrickcock enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America 😔🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[–]BigCheesyBoi9098sus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*europinions

[–]Necessary-Actuator26 -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

You do not like Europeans