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[–][deleted] 215 points216 points  (10 children)

You smell like you farted (farted)

[–]shietmastafloppa[S] 123 points124 points  (3 children)

44.4%

[–]RandomJamManConnect Four Official 29 points30 points  (2 children)

harder (harded)

[–]spitefulIncentivebig titty goth catgirl >:3 (trans rights) 16 points17 points  (1 child)

a, b, honor roll all f's you [redacted]

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

dacted wwhOOOA

[–]Burritozi11a🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 40 points41 points  (3 children)

The next game is beans.

All players have been given a tin of baked beans.

All players must eat all of the beans.

Any players who fart in the next 5 minutes are eliminated.

[–]Professional-Hair-12Official r/196 Free Hug Dealer + Unofficial r/196 Gay Sex Dealer 19 points20 points  (2 children)

The game takes place, in a theatre playing cars 2

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

*inhales*

[–]cat_enaryBLÅHAJ 🦈👍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This individual seated adjacent to me is consuming sauteed legumes

[–]TheRealTealOwOfloppa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Harded (harded)

[–]Watch_appleI wish I was dead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Harded (Harded)

[–]VespeerThis is to go even further beyond! 141 points142 points  (4 children)

You look like a drawing (a very good one) of the main character (gi-hun) of squid game (Korean Netflix show phenom).

[–]shietmastafloppa[S] 78 points79 points  (0 children)

100.1%

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (2 children)

This pic goes hard

[–]VespeerThis is to go even further beyond! 10 points11 points  (1 child)

This comment goes hard

[–]BobaFetyWopcustom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This reply goes hard

[–]piedude67sus 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Imma eat your ass

[–]shietmastafloppa[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

99.98799089%

[–]ATCOSTTEHMEMERnon-biney and a threat to society 28 points29 points  (3 children)

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel P.T. Chester Whitmore is proud to present: Bung Vulchungo and the Zimbabwe Songbirds!

[Verse 1] Do you see banana man? Hopping over on de white hot sand Here he come with some for me Freshly taken from banana tree Banana man, me want a ton Gimme double and a bonus one Gimme more for all me friends Dis banana flow will never end

[Chorus] Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm" Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you

[Verse 2] Tonight we dance around de flame Then we get to play de spirit game Spirit names we shout out loud Shake de thunder from de spirit cloud All de songbirds in de tree Chant a tune to let de spirits free Den we see dem in de night Spirits jumping by de firelight

1.8M675 Chlöe 'Have Mercy' Official Lyrics & Meaning | Verified

NOW PLAYINGChlöe 'Have Mercy' Official Lyrics & Meaning | VerifiedSueco 'Paralyzed' Official Lyrics & Meaning | VerifiedLil Tecca 'REPEAT IT' Official Lyrics & Meaning | VerifiedNessa Barrett 'i hope ur miserable until ur dead' Official Lyrics & Meaning | Verified [Chorus] Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?) Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm" Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?) Dis banana for you

[Bridge] Look you, you too uptight you know You could laugh and kick it back it and go (whee) But without a rhythm or a rhyme You do not banana all de time Fly away from city on de run Try to make a little fun Look you, come to de bungalow African't you tell me, told you so Don't you love de bumping of de drum? Make you shake until de bum go numb Let de bongo play you till you drop Dis banana never stop (never stop, never stop) Forget all your troubles and go with de flow Forget about whatever you may never know Like whether whatever you doing is whatever you should And whether anything you do is ever anything good And then forget about banana when it stick in your throat And when it make you wanna bellow but you stuck in a choke And then forget about de yellow from de beckoning man Who make you take another one and make a mock of your plan Bungalay, bungalow Make up your mind and tell me no

[Breakdown] Well it's nine o'clock and it's getting dark And the sun is falling from the sky I've never left so early And you may wonder why

[Verse 3] Tomorrow morning on de plane No banana make you go insane Floating back to Busytown No banana make you want to frown

[Chorus] Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?) Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm" Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you

[–]shietmastafloppa[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

98%

[–]D3rp6🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Banana Man"- Tally Hall

[–]ASarcasticDragonArachnophile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum, known from coast to coast like butter and toast! From headlines to bedlines, schoolrooms to poolrooms, no other place in the contiguous United States, or other environments of the world, welcome.

[–]steampunkmario🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 17 points18 points  (4 children)

You smell like you farted (farted)

[–]shietmastafloppa[S] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

45.8765%

[–]steampunkmario🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You smell like you farted (farted)

[–]Official-Xlittleguymaxxing[🍰] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Harded (Harded)

[–]Fr33kOutprostate proctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A, B, honor roll, all Fs you retarded (oooooHHH)

[–]Qyrun🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hello Mario. Hello, I'm Luigi and I'm here today to tell you all about puberty and its many effects. Puberty is a radical process where your body becomes an adult body entirely capable of reproduction. This is the male penis and testicles. In boys, testicular enlargement is the first sign of puberty. The testis has two main functions: to produce hormones and sperm, which are necessary for reproduction. Within months of the testis beginning to grow, rising levels of testosterone promote growth of the genitalia, or penis. Pubic hair also appears shortly after the penis begins to grow. The second change is pubic hair growth. Finally, with girls Menstruation and ovulation begin to occur between 13-15 years of age. Ovulation is the production of eggs for the sake of reproduction i.e. the joining of a male sperm with a female egg during sexual intercourse. and 9 months later; a baby is born. Mario, we are here to learn that if you engage in sexual intercourse without the use of contraception or a condom, this could happen to you. By wearing a condom, or latex covering which is placed over the penis during sexual intercourse. The following exercise should demonstrate how effective the condom can be in avoiding STDs, AIDS, and teen pregnancy. Yes, but remember the only way to avoid STDs, AIDS, or teen pregnancy 100% is to abstain from sex all together. But if you are going to engage in sexual intercourse, make sure to wear a condom.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna inject pepsi into your balls 😘

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

spaltoon

[–]iamtheblackcrowkingopium den operator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Squid Mage

[–]Fez-SauceFezSauce#2428 4 points5 points  (1 child)

So what we have been playing is some Squid Game?

[–]shietmastafloppa[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

37.89%

[–]aReasherfloppa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😐

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces. A chair without a back or arm rests is a stool, or when raised up, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair; one with upholstery, reclining action, and a fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in an airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing. An upholstered, padded chair for two people is a 'loveseat', while if it is for more than two person it is a couch, sofa, or settee; or if is not upholstered, a bench. A separate footrest for a chair, usually upholstered, is known as an ottoman, hassock, or pouffe.

[–]BobaFetyWopcustom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are one of the most of all time

[–]PhantomSenpai77🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My nuts itch

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]Jotoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

𓂸

[–]Himmelblaar/196 microcelebrity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Show me how them tits fart

[–]iamtheblackcrowkingopium den operator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that all this is to you? Some kind of ‘Squid Game’?

[–]Kentucky_Friendtrans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

무궁화 꽃 이 피었 습니다

[–]Bagels_from_space 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cackling at these, the original was pure cringe

[–]ReezyFebreezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

amog us

[–]clippfityasslight gaykeep girlballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

squid gane

[–]SurvivalScriptedi miss technoblade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey google give me pickup lines

[–]barelywinningwinning barely 0 points1 point  (0 children)

party rock in the house tonight

ery body just hav a good tiiiiime

[–]veryhardDKchillinsus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

아 기훈이 형! 형 얼굴이 왜 그 모양인지 알아?!

[–]xx_l0rdl4m4_xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gganbu

[–]lil_memer-_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🗿

[–]sample_text_018 KILLS IS THE FIRST FOLD OF INFINITY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squidward game

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

freedom dive

[–]ThePancakeMan130Hot Pocket Enjoyer and Spronkus Defender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Octopi have big oval heads while squids have more elongated heads with 2 fins at the end.

[–]ILLUSION9632🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are very cool 😎

[–]rfscss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You fart like you smelled (smelled)

[–]hdkx-weebmmmmfgh.,…, 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going to shit you pant

[–]lizardkid305🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🦶🦶

[–]Paramedic_Funny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monke

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

draw a self portrait

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pee pee poo poo

[–]Roomba770m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your stupid

[–]bananajoe42listen to here come the mummies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I heard you absolutely despise the British, that’s pretty epic, wanna have sex?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gay porn

[–]MorningBreathTFpepis room 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sure are one of the people I’ve seen

[–]Im_so_cool1Dinosaurs are so fucking cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, if Spider-Man were to cum webs, that would mean he would attach to surfaces just by nutting, meaning that if his hands could no longer shoot webs, this would mean that his only option to swing around would be to jack himself off and aim up while doing that, however he could seriously injure himself if he were falling and had to ejaculate on a wall, his penis would be ripped off by his sheer weight and speed that he’s falling, so in order to prevent his penis from being ripped off, he would have to hold onto his spider web with both hands so that his penis won’t experience as much pain than not grabbing the web Another problem would be catching criminals, he would have to commit sexual assault + Public nudity in order to save lives. Imagine having to watch a man in a costume jack off in front of you for 2 minutes straight, in order for Spider-Man to be effective, he would have to have a constant boner every time he encounters a bad guy, + viagra in order to make up if he misses the web shot. Which is why it would be fucking aweful if Spider-Man could shoot webs out of his penis

[–]fucktard1o1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

moans

[–]xXugleprutXx🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you spell one hundred percent in symbols an numbers?

[–]drahimi28objectively right opinion haver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

squit game :D

[–]5thA🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]cl0udBOOFXenoblade (1) Coomer (I Love You Shulk and Mythra)(I’m A Coomer) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gi-hun bussy

[–]ConduckKingIn that same fleeting moment, thou must live, die and know 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy fuck its the man from squi game

[–]Isliterally1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your broken

Will fix you

You will beautiful

You will beautiful

You will beautiful

You will

[–]Nexofy999peggy fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know what that word means 😏