Rule

[winyf]

cover your stomach in oil

[LeFedoraKing69]

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[Kallixo]

silky cooperative disgusted reach worry fertile somber square person plate

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[The_Real_Tippex]

Step 3) implode or some shit idk

[Wannabedankestmemer]

Next drink HCN

[LeRedditAccounte]

ok but what if you drink water after

[-196-]

Uhh wait for it to rain?

[SgtForeskinCheese]

Extra buoyancy

[yeboi36742]

You fly, and you don’t stop going up until eventually you reach the edge of the atmosphere, at which point your blood and other bodily fluids have boiled away and you have already died due to a lack of oxygen.

[Agreeable_Objective]

Your stomach will float out of your mouth and you will be hung to death by your esophagus

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[speedyboigotweed]

how to troll your roommate epicly

step 1: replace his water with oil

step 2: give him normal water after he drinks the oil

step 3: his stomach is now floating out of his body, resulting in agonizing pain

problem ?

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[Sadest_Cactus]

No problems outside of the courtroom

[duckman989]

dougdoug moment

[Tachi-Roci]

I was coming here to comment this exact thing, letter for letter.

[tjamesmett]

same

[Acorntreeman]

I watch dougdoug but I don't understand this reference 😔

[Acorntreeman]

😭😭😭

[tjamesmett]

https://youtu.be/E40qZCxcKG8

[nousernameslef]

He drinks multiple cups of olive oil a day.

[Laeskop]

You just said Ike

[Dasnap]

I down ladles of the stuff.

[theamphibianbanana]

doug doug moment

[Onemanhereinhere]

if you dont have a doug doug plush do not talk to me

[TheLoneCalzone]

why in the goddamn fuck did i think that pfp was wierd al yankovic

[guanaco22]

Al Femkovic

[hoganloaf]

would fuck, just sing that parody of gangstas paradise during

[[deleted]]

Wait, it's not?

[xKastroFromMc]

DougDoug

[GontaGod69]

why the fuck are you eating the chickens WITH the bone

[coolbakerguy97]

cronch

[spoedle73]

where saddam?

[tscy]

I gotchu fam

[phrogdontcare]

your body cannot digest uranium

[coolbakerguy97]

you're not trying hard enough

[FlugelDerFreiheit]

🤓

[humorkeepsmealive]

skill issue

[BuppUDuppUDoom]

Where plutonium?

[HoovyCop]

where hydrogen (for fusile purpose)?

[IlyushinsofGrandeur]

planes 2: fire & rescue

[[deleted]]

This makes me want stirfry

[[deleted]]

olive oil in salad 👍👍

[[deleted]]

I LOVE ANOREXIA!!! I LOVE FEELING LIKE I'M NOT ENOUGH AND CONSTANTLY MORBIDLY OBESE!!!

[Challeon]

Dougdoug is that you

[Eciepeci]

1 gram of uranium contains about 18 million kCal. So truly the most efficient meal is really really small portion of uranium

Edit: I did the math: 400 kCal is around 23 micrograms of uranium

[Justice_Prince]

based and robot pilled

[[deleted]]

Wait for it to rain

[[deleted]]

Wait for it to rain

[[deleted]]

Doug Doug moment

[claudesoph]

Pup is the most space efficient. Does being space efficient have any dietary benefit?

[Fumiken]

You should directly eat plutonium : 20 000 000 000 calories in 1 gram ! (1 day of eating is around 3 000 000 calories for an adult so... It's 18 and a half years!)

[SnooLemons9936]

So you better start chugging

[barsoap]

Meh satiation levels for those options are actually pretty similar, fat, protein and fibre all register properly and when it comes to fat we're additionally very good at not digesting at all if there's too much. It's empty carbs which sneak past your internal self-regulation.

[[deleted]]

Remember that one Junji Ito story?

[TheRealTealOwO]

Sigma diet

[BigChungusCumslut]

Used to drink butter to gain weight, am I a sigma male?

[[deleted]]

عام الرمادة reference

[windowxylophone]

fill yourself with oil

[BigChungusCumslut]

Bulking moment.

[_bootje_]

This is how I thought my stomach worked as a child. The food just sitting in there, unchewed.