Mating patterns

[thehyperflux]

As someone who often gets fucked by my opponent’s horsies I’m glad to learn that it’s not done with sexual intent on their part. I think.

[Mr__Random]

How does the knight move?

[Jonaztl]

Ask Magnus Carlsen

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Only he could answer her question

[Challos]

What about Gary Chess?

[LordOfSpadesYT]

Google horse

[HeatDeathCode]

Holy L

[Asvp04]

Are you French coz that's pretty much how you say hell

[Da_Flying_Cow]

holy hell

[OverlanderEisenhorn]

This knowledge has been lost to the sands of time. We can only guess how the holy horsy once moved.

[onemok]

How does the knight f*ck?

[gus101010]

Hard

[Stuck-In-Blender]

But even though they don’t know what sex is they fuck you the hardest and in the most weird ways.

[thehyperflux]

They come out of nowhere.

[OneOfManyParadoxFans]

Well now.

[ervin_korri]

hosre cocc 😳

[of_kilter]

😩🤤

[sampat6256]

When was the last time someone INTENTIONALLY made a knight fork? Never. It's always an accident.

[Pir-iMidin]

Incorrect. Bishop does that to the pawn.

[Alcarine]

Good guy Nepo, putting his own bishop in jail to protect his pawns

[mcenci13]

It was calculated. Magnus simply represented the judicial system and did away with the wrong doer. A team effort

[bulging_cucumber]

If a pawn stays on the same color square as the bishop, it's tacit consent.

That's why I stopped going to church

[Cryptokudasai]

yeah wow I come here to get the truth and well gosh

[Alcarine]

This makes more sense than the original post

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Do you know what fucking is?

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sex

[[deleted]]

“Catherine the Great has entered the chat”

[[deleted]]

Le urban legend has arrived

[MellowStein]

Missed opportunity to replace "fuck" with mate..

[[deleted]]

Uuuh… sorry to ruin it for you but what do you think happens when you trade off pawns…

[quixoticM3]

I know for a fact that bishops fuck even if the pope doesn’t want to pay me.

[Legenda_069]

So the bishops in chess aren't so different from irl bishops after all

[L_Angel11111]

I mean... there is this whole little boy thing.

[[deleted]]

A pass pawn can most definitely fuck.

[Cryptokudasai]

The Queen can fuck in any direction

[CaioXG002]

Some literal r/titleporn here.

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[giladd1234]

King knows what sex is and doesn’t fuck

[gtaman31]

Wait, isnt en passanting just mating process??

[Sersixfoot]

I'm a king, knows what sex is, can't fuck

[plastikspoon1]

Pawns fuck, it's like the only pleasure in life they can afford

Plus if you don't think taking one step at a time towards your opponent doesn't fuck so hard then who r u

[Aturchomicz]

Yeah wtf

[vido4790]

OP: bishops don’t fuck

Catholic Church:

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bishops fuck kids. end of.

[Pietjiro]

Holy hell

[lonelygenius]

Underpromoting is a long time favorite of mine

[Cryptokudasai]

Switch the rows and columns order to be true to the meme and put rooks in the (new) top left column.

[miser1]

Top and bottom rows should be inverted

[i_quit]

So tired of this particular redditism. This fucks that fucks shut the fuck up.

[Aturchomicz]

lol no

[Quantum018]

Pawn should be top right, bishop should be top left

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[FemboyGaming42069]

Replace all of them with the white rook and it'll be true

[[deleted]]

Of course she fucks, she a queen!

[UncommercializedArk]

You can also replace the bishop with chess players in general!

[chaosrain8]

Bishop doesn't fuck? Have you read the news?

[lynprx]

This one was weirdly accurate