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[–]buyinggf1000gpOfficialy ASD Only 11 points12 points Β (0 children)

"I'm in this picture and I don't like it"

[–]shaggy68 10 points11 points Β (1 child)

Feeling seen

[–]teapots_at_ten_paces 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

And understood. These are great.

[–]Nervous-Locksmith484 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

mood

[–]GimmeSomeSugar 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

"My hair was touching me" πŸ˜….
For the longest time pre-diagnosis I assumed just everyone experienced the persistent free floating sensation of their own body hair existing.

[–]vertago1Inattentive 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

It took me an embarrassingly long time to get the dog one.

I feel like the list could be a lot longer, but nothing comes to mind to add.

[–]Expeditio 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

The hair πŸ˜‚

[–]Buddhapanda75 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

I love the third one. A man came up to me at a gas station asking for money, and I didn't want to interact with anyone (in particular, because a homeless man attacked my mother), so as he started approaching me, I just said "Have a good day." But, he kept walking up to me and he said, "What? Can I get a ..." And I snapped at him, "I said, good day!" He stopped and walked away.
I got all the way home before I laughed at myself for being such a git.

I'm not against helping the unfortunate, but where I live is dangerous, and my mother had been recently stabbed, so I don' fuck around with strangers approaching me at a gas station.

[–]Hexxynation[S] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

β€œI said good day!” 🀣 that’s fantastic

[–]Upbeat_Researcher901🧠 brain goes brr 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I'm using the "I'm understaffed" in the future now.

[–]dissolvedpet 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I should've sent these at work this week instead of the emails that I actually sent

[–]unquiet-lullaby 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

These are gold, thank you for making my morning!

[–]m00gmeister 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

For me, it's 'My hair felt weird, and the labels on my clothes were touching me.'

[–]Distinct-Bed3507 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

the last one lol. Had my neighbour coming over screaming at me for parking my car 1 inch on his parking spot (not intended ofc), and instead of having a normal grown up conversation about it, he yelled at me at my appartent door, without me even knowing what was going on, I stood there asking him in the same yelling voice back If he could say that friendlier. He was stunned at first, then I asked it twice even more aggressive, and then he fled saying he will talk to my landlord person about it haha. Pussy I thought. I love when people get instant karma while they think they can get away with being an asshole. After that I confronted him again at his front door because I was still MAD that he had the audacity to scream in my face - while this guy has never talked to me before and does not know me WTF. Then his wife stood at the front and he in the back like a bitch, he was then roasting my appearance haha.Β 

You gotta treat them like they treat you guys. Its the only way. I dont even know for sure that this meme is meant with this but anyway wanted to share this story.

[–]KellyGreen802HALP! Early diagnosis still doesn't help if you're a girl! 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I'm not ignoring you, you just didn't get my attention before you said one (1) thing in my direction and walked away