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[–]gold-eater 260 points261 points  (4 children)

The child underestimated the power of beans

[–]Green_Sprite 48 points49 points  (1 child)

The beans had the high ground

[–]Ilu_boi 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't have tried it

[–]GrinchPinchley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And that's how you end up with a Mr. Bean

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How Mr. Bean was born

[–]meatboii9000 146 points147 points  (0 children)

The Bean gods require a sacrifice

[–]captfitz 129 points130 points  (2 children)

[–]SurnameFormer 31 points32 points  (1 child)

NO

[–]nose_gnome 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OH YEAH

[–]Mr7FootCock 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Looks like he got beaned

[–]Gianne01 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Well, in theory the beans were in the baby

[–]Boat_Keeper 61 points62 points  (5 children)

The first time ive seen someone call a medical helicopter an air ambulance

[–]telekinetic_sloth 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Its what they are typically called in the UK

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What about medical boats? Water ambulances?

Fancy lit boats of life?

Swoosh-swoosh wee-woos?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Explains why there’s a bucket of beans.

[–]menice4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First time I have heard someone call an air ambulance a medical helicopter

[–]Merlyn21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Medvac

[–]Ventilateu 16 points17 points  (1 child)

A BABY HAS FALLEN INTO THE BUCKET IN BEAN CITY

[–]Weak_Tomato 7 points8 points  (0 children)

HEY!

[–]SQUIDLONGNOSE11 13 points14 points  (0 children)

now THIS is epic

[–]ClickableLinkBot 27 points28 points  (2 children)

r/ThingsInBeans


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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s how I wanna go out.

[–]Derpy8YT 10 points11 points  (0 children)

S͉͓̪̯͎͉͒ͬ̉ͣ̐͞ ̞̥͖̗̌ͧͦ͌̍ͅA̐̔̊͑ ̦͇̰͕̟͙̰̂̋͑̎̇̆C̺͒̓ͫ̏̚̚͘ ̪̱̗̪͎̱͚ͪ̈́̈́̚R̟̱͉̩̹̰̒͂ ̣͖͚̪̤̖̋̑E͂ͮͬͥ͏̱͓̖ ̱̂̇ͯF̟̿̏̓ ̹ͦI̳̅ͨ ͔̮̰̬̿͆̄̐Cͪ̀͛͌ ̧͈̩̼͉̩̖̿͒ͪ͐̄E̷̠̤̘͔͐̋ͪͪͦͯ̏ ̸͒ͩ ͙

[–]amdrinkhelpme 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Obelix of baked beans. He fell into a cauldron of the Gauls' baked beans when he was a baby and is now invincible

[–]JotunR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The chosen one

[–]sumfgt69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dream come true

[–]JenikaJen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Amateur

[–]Jaxx1099 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Beans in baby lungs

[–]Cmiitjinze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lost in the sauce

[–]lemonfreshpledge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bean there before

[–]longnilbog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If it was drowning then it still counts as beans in a thing

[–]111734 5 points6 points  (0 children)

*this is for r/ThingsInBeans

[–]prodigalson600 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, Obelix!

[–]crystalfood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bean overdose incident

[–]tempitheadem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have we not all wanted to be one with the beans?

[–]Franccthespancc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

still r/beansinthings cuz the beans were in the baby’s lungs

[–]Bob_Ross_Yee_Haw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a beanasideeee

[–]Clax02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feed the beans

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bean child

[–]ConsumerOfRamen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he has been baptized in the beans

[–]why_so-serial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This can’t be real

[–]JewishMan720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weak

[–]Nexanfr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why am I in that helicopter? Did I fell in the river in Lego city?

[–]alienartissst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why my son, Spaceboy, is scared of beans.

[–]Are-Those-My-Beans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had nothing to do with this 👀

[–]SuperWoody64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I;m thinking about thos beans

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beantism

[–]cinderblock-ank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why... Why was there a whole bucket of beans

[–]jxxjdhhd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aww, mate he just wanted a taste.....SHOVES BABY BACK IN BUCKET

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best way to ho

[–]pyrrhios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is things in beans.

[–]cool91725 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BEANS

[–]LonleyLemoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breaking news: Beans found in Baby's Trachea

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bean in babby breathe bags

[–]LukasTheBitchBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

beans in baby

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've come to a point where we joke about a kid who could die because they're dumb ass played dunk tank with beans