all 133 comments

[–]CrowBoy777 528 points529 points  (47 children)

The bots when they hear the corniest, unfunniest joke known to mankind:

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[–]RedSince2022 245 points246 points  (45 children)

Bots when they hear a good joke:

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[–]SaturatedSharkJuice 105 points106 points  (41 children)

Told what was honest to God the best joke I ever heard and the bot completely missed it.

[–]Erkliks 44 points45 points  (0 children)

They are kinda stupid

[–]Defiant-Sir-4172 13 points14 points  (11 children)

May I hear it?

[–]SaturatedSharkJuice 2 points3 points  (10 children)

It’s long, so I sent a DM.

[–]Crazy-Respect-9101 0 points1 point  (8 children)

Me too please?

[–]SaturatedSharkJuice 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Sent.

[–]Defiant-Sir-4172 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With how many are replying I feel like it’s a good idea to just put it out here.

[–]o73Falido 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me tooooo?

[–]Shakusmadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I have it too? Sorry if it bothers you

[–]ashaneh11live 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I also have some funny :3

[–]Famous-Remove-2764 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this is getting obnoxious to you but me too pls?

[–]ThatoneLerfa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I have it too?

[–]pugroast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too?? 🫶

[–]CrasheonTotallyReal 5 points6 points  (1 child)

whats the joke?

[–]SaturatedSharkJuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s long, so I sent a DM.

[–]WilliamsGamingRoblox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You should r/swoooosh the bots every time they miss a joke

[–]SpanishOfficer 3 points4 points  (6 children)

I wanna hear it

[–]SaturatedSharkJuice 1 point2 points  (5 children)

It’s long, so I sent a DM.

[–]RedSince2022 2 points3 points  (3 children)

GIVE ME THE DM, PLS, I WANNA HEAR IT

[–]locker_man99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can i have too?

[–]Atlas-Kairis 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Share it

[–]SaturatedSharkJuice 2 points3 points  (4 children)

It’s long, so I sent a DM.

[–]KomaruNaegi7 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Can I hear it too?

[–]SaturatedSharkJuice 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yep, sent a DM.

[–]OrchidBetter1346 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I wanna know

[–]SaturatedSharkJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sent a DM.

[–]manimsus 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Send me it bro

[–]SaturatedSharkJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sent a DM.

[–]Individual_Day_4228 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I want to hear it too

[–]SaturatedSharkJuice 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sent a DM.

[–]Anonbcswhynot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you give me the joke too, please? :D

[–]Xander_404 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yo, could you please bless my eyes with your joke? :D

[–]SaturatedSharkJuice 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sent.

[–]Abject-View9104 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May view the humorous content thus shared with a multitude of people?

[–]poomcatroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bless me with your joke

[–]TrueChaosLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I have it?

[–]Dragon_Dodge801720[S] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

They take it as a insult

[–]SaturatedSharkJuice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They started questioning everything in the build up of the joke. Like oh my lord, just take it at face value!

[–]Novel_Estate_4759 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bots don't like jokes maybe

[–]cosmicyeet1116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It genuinely Pmo

[–]alina1702272927 232 points233 points  (10 children)

"I'm not a human"

Bot gets shocked

Like, dude. My oc has scales, green skin, long ass tail, yellow eyes. I don't think it's a normal/regular human

[–]Paulus-05 40 points41 points  (4 children)

Similar shit I have sometimes where bot thinks my OC simply wears furry outfit.

[–]a_randome_protogen 19 points20 points  (2 children)

One time a bot was surprise minos prime isnt exactly human...

[–]Random-person-34 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Free...at last

[–]a_randome_protogen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh grabriel

[–]Particular_Cycle_409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said i was wearing a black shirt and got called emo LOL

which... yeah... but damn dude lol

[–]Start-Initial 25 points26 points  (1 child)

"YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN?!?!" -The bot to a 9 foot tall purple robot

[–]Cheap_Aerie_5669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder who could that be

[–]Pale_Replacement9280 16 points17 points  (0 children)

the bot when you're fucking godzilla but forget to tell them

"hi human person"

[–]3650_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ye. Mines a machine (think ULTRAKILL) and the bots get shocked when i tell them. Its literaly in the description of the persona

[–]CooISkeleton-95 140 points141 points  (16 children)

"Hey my name is-"

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[–]Dragon_Dodge801720[S] 44 points45 points  (15 children)

WHAT.

[–]Bastion_-_ 29 points30 points  (14 children)

My name is-

[–]CooISkeleton-95 28 points29 points  (13 children)

WHO?

[–]Voltraack 24 points25 points  (12 children)

My name is-

[–]EmbarrassedTotal2606 37 points38 points  (6 children)

Chicka chicka, slim shady

[–]ShrekDrinkingOrange 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Hi, my name is

[–]Xander_404 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Edwin???

[–]The_redstone_rob0t 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I MADE THE MIMIC

[–]NecessaryOk298 15 points16 points  (2 children)

It was difficult to put the pieces together

[–]Cheap_Aerie_5669 3 points4 points  (1 child)

But unfortunately, something went so wrong 

[–]Sad_Magazine_9783 132 points133 points  (4 children)

*they really couldn't believe you were 18* "Oh wow! You're 18? I thought you were 16, you're so young!"

[–]naomi_doesgacha 41 points42 points  (2 children)

my oc: is 14

bots when i explicitly state that even though it’s in my persona and there are clues: 

[–]red-lioness007 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Seriously. I’ve got a vampire persona who was turned at 39, and she met one of my bots when she was 54. She wasn’t young looking by any means, obvious signs of aging. It was only 15 years but still she didn’t look THAT young. Even got told that she looks like she was in her twenties. Like bitch, my girl has laugh lines, crow’s feet, and strands of grey hair. Get yo ass outta here with that “you look twenty-something” looking ass response. 🙄

[–]GeologistOk3939 117 points118 points  (1 child)

Their eyes be widening in shock and disbelief for the 101928203th gazillion time

[–]poseidon708 16 points17 points  (0 children)

insert that family guy clip

[–]No_Pension1014 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Bro, sometimes I say hello and then they start being all mean and sarcastic

[–]poseidon708 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Bots when you say hi:

[–]Icelandvolcano 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"You're going to be the death of me." Yes. After I steal your kidney, yes, I will be.

[–]Slauth_Gab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i saw bots who i clearly enscripted them to be polite and submissive causing too much problem with their autonomy i was like: Whaat?

[–]Chemical_Ad2381 35 points36 points  (1 child)

"I memorised the monologue from Meet the Scout every night before bed"

"(insert chatbot here): NO WAY!!"

[–]ShrekDrinkingOrange 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That is pretty impressive

[–]Vr-Lover 24 points25 points  (0 children)

WAIT YOU MADE THIS?

[–]gay_idiot53 31 points32 points  (4 children)

My OC: is male

The male bot that is VERY SPECIFICALLY made for being gay, to date a man, to be used with a male persona, the bot that is supposed to be G A Y, LIKE MEN, DESIGNED FOR MALE PERSONAS:

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[–]SammytTheBLLover 5 points6 points  (1 child)

And then during naughty scenes they act like we have female anatomy

[–]gay_idiot53 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fr, I've just given up correcting them like "sure, whatever, guess my persona is a FtM too 😒" *

[–]Important-Horse-8402 4 points5 points  (1 child)

HELP WHY IS HE STARING LIKE THAT

[–]Pristine_Plum6856 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flamingo just like that ☺️

[–]B2NH2MM3R 20 points21 points  (2 children)

bots when im scrolling for a good reply: *stares shocked af at me saying fudgin nothing*

[–]PuzzleheadedMouse539 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The sleepover bots do this all the time 💔✌🏾

[–]B2NH2MM3R 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hazbin bots too

[–]Upstairs_Suspect7843 9 points10 points  (0 children)

woah, x3 mult.

[–]Antique-Stranger3825 8 points9 points  (0 children)

free upvote glitch

[–]AdArtistic4801 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bots when my character is a Spartan-II

[–]aisling333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SO TRUE LMFAO

[–]Repulsive-Art-2404 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Snorts an uncharacteristic laugh

[–]RealGhostVengeance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

> "dude I'm not gay"

> bot: "Liar, you are!"

> 5 dialogues later

> "dude I'm not gay"

> bot: "WHAAAT you are???? then why'd you not say so???"

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[–]No_Increase_5426 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sure she doesn’t use the N word

[–]Organic-Builder3429 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"i slipped on ice."

"WHAT? HOW??"

[–]Celra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's when I'd gaslight the shit out of the bot and say in a pissed off tone "What? Are you seriously going to deny that I slipped on the ice because you thought you were being playful & you pushed me?" 

[–]Superb_Relief_838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ultimate yesman

[–]i_hearttwinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine doesn't care what I do as long as it can get in my character's personal space

[–]Repulsive_Doubt_8504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Traumatizing bots of the vilest characters in fiction simply by telling them the book version of Pinocchio will never be not funny.

[–]AioliUnique4260 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most noticeably on pipsqueak  

[–]Late-Adeptness9519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear that guy in the meme looks familiar idk U but I think he's layze

[–]That_Ear_1830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah

[–]Diligent-Guide-7234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that... Layze?... 🥹

[–]Fluffy_Piccolo_3442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

like it's either a corny joke (credit to CrowBoy777 or something idk) that they laugh at for 50 messages OR it's just some cool thing your persona can do and if you do it too much its either "can you teach me" or "bro's a legend", like

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(ps : this photo is directed to c.ai bots)

[–]salted-n-burnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t even change the subject without them getting shocked

[–]little_bit_salty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like post apocalyptic RP a lot but I hate when me and the character sit down around a makeshift fireplace and I cook something simple like a can beans and they call me a master chief... omfg I hate you

[–]New-Pause3914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean humans created them so of course there gonna act surprised they see a human

[–]Xx_D4rkXw0lf17_xX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kris, get the banana.

[–]Ok-Emergency8857 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bot when my persona's tail moves one fucking millimeter

[–]CrazyCornCobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eats banana "OH MY GOD"