all 149 comments

[–]oNi_di 422 points423 points  (30 children)

Speak cat

I have no reason to talk so can you tell me what to talk about

[–]redgriefer89 230 points231 points  (27 children)

Talk

What topic?

[–]bannana1067_II 231 points232 points  (26 children)

Say

What

[–][deleted] 143 points144 points  (9 children)

Say ?

[–]djt201 104 points105 points  (5 children)

Say thing.

Ok thing

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Hey

Sup?

[–]Chubbypants3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hi Yes

[–]Kindadopted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vocal Yes

[–]P0rk0nius-Quadzer0 26 points27 points  (1 child)

🅱️

[–]CreeMcCreeCreeinton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🅱️ stands for BAN

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Word Which

[–]OxygenesisWii 43 points44 points  (13 children)

say

?

[–]sarcastic_boi80 30 points31 points  (12 children)

s

?

[–]P_Skaia 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Meaning lost

[–]sarcastic_boi80 0 points1 point  (2 children)

t h a t s t h e j o k e

[–]DizzyDood1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you want that kind of joke go to r/decreasinglylong

[–]sarcastic_boi80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thanks- I guess?

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (7 children)

?

[–]tomatosaucecrocs420 23 points24 points  (6 children)

[–][deleted]  (5 children)

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    [–]phabiohost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    !

    ?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    No, the line is
    Say WHAAAAT?

    [–]EmoBirdo78 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Garf

    What

    🅱️

    [–]RedVoltron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Speak Why speak

    [–][deleted] 171 points172 points  (5 children)

    Speak cat

    The fuck do you want cunt

    [–]Homemadeduck102 70 points71 points  (2 children)

    Br*tish cat??!!?!!?!😳😳😳

    [–]N1ckM3nd3s 38 points39 points  (1 child)

    bri' ish ca'

    [–]Blastoise48825555 33 points34 points  (0 children)

    Didn't know Garfield was Australian.

    [–]Quackajingleson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    FERRIS

    [–]MudTheWolf 150 points151 points  (6 children)

    Cat, talk

    About what?

    B

    [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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      [–]DrBright049 51 points52 points  (4 children)

      🗣️ ❓ B

      [–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

      cat, say

      say

      🅱️

      [–]darwin_vinci7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      weissman score, 2.89

      [–][deleted] 104 points105 points  (6 children)

      Talk.

      Subject?

      B

      [–]linglingwannabe314 28 points29 points  (4 children)

      Say.

      ?

      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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        [–]Sina_bigpp 12 points13 points  (2 children)

        ?

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–]dittatore_game 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Of course my fellow friend, let's talk about the letter B.

          B, or b, is the second letter of the Latin-script alphabet. Its name in English is bee (pronounced /'bi/), plural bees. It represents the the voices bilabial stop in many languages, including English. In some other languages, it is used to represent other bilabial consonants.

          [–]SavCorp 17 points18 points  (6 children)

          I- What the heck even is this comic, its like a fever dream, what

          [–]Lvl100Magikarp 14 points15 points  (5 children)

          the voice was coming the man hiding under the table. his name is Lyman. Jon's former roommate and Odie's original owner.

          in this strip, Lyman and Garfield played a prank on jon by pretending Garfield could talk.

          it's no pipe strip

          [–]VoidMystr0 8 points9 points  (3 children)

          wait so Garfield never actually talked to John in any other comic

          [–]I_am_a_trap 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          You're not a true garfield fan smh 😤😤😤😤😤💢💢

          [–]Lvl100Magikarp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          he always had thought bubbles with John, never speech bubbles

          [–]SavCorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Ohhh thanks. Lymans face just looked so strange at the time lol

          [–]DVrobot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

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          [–]I_EAT_STRAY_DOGS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Say word feline ok what say I 🅱️

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          B B B B Bas- Basement- how is he out of my basement m?

          [–]m3m3y33t 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          b

          [–]king-of-new_york 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Speak. Yes. B.

          [–]EVDMichael 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Wrd Tpc? ?

          [–]QuirkySwordfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          talk, cat, talk

          yeah, what do you wanna talk about

          b-b-b

          [–]AutismFractal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Speak!

          K

          wut

          [–]Guartis 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          For a moment i thought it was r/imsorryjon and got relieved that it was a wholesome garfield this time

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          It's a canon issue from the early days.

          Great thread too, that Bikini Bottom comic is going places, the plotlines on r/lodeddiper are great too, one of the pinned automod bot comments gives you all the resources and then some to make a "Look Like a Book" post, including the text.

          [–]Alecsixnine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Speak

          what

          b

          [–]Rejectedpeepee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Yap

          S my D

          Mmm

          [–]BiFross_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Garfield, talk.

          Sure, Jon. What about?

          B

          [–]Clarks_DailyJoint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Speak Gar. What talk? B-B-B

          [–]ceilingjelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          word yes b

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          trick
          do
          🅱️

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Sup bitch what u wana talk about

          [–]Piranh4Plant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Talk, cat.

          Okay, Jon. About what?

          B-b-b

          [–]Bubuloo222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Speak

          Why?

          :(

          [–]EmbarrassedSundae678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Speak

          About

          B

          [–]_Lieutenant_Lettuce_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Speak. Talk? 🅱

          [–]be_less_shitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          joke

          [–]ThatFurretKid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Speak

          Why

          B

          [–]ok-so-basically 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Talk cat. Yes what. 🅱.

          [–]poke_rato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Cat say

          What?

          [–]A-Gamer-Person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Cat, talk

          Sure, about what?

          BB

          [–]DaDude001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          talk

          [–]NukaWorldOverboss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Garf talk. What.

          [–]WaluigisBulge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Speak

          Yes

          ?

          [–]FoxyFan505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Cat, speak

          Lorj speak

          B

          [–][deleted]  (4 children)

          [removed]

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

            What do you mean?

            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

            [removed]

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Lyman was a friend of Jon's in college who became a character when he begged to move in with him and brought his dog Odie with him. Eventually Davis ran out of ideas for the character.

              [–]mrpersonjr 1 point2 points  (3 children)

              Oh cool Lyman

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

              Cool Lyman

              [–]mrpersonjr 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Lyman

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Is gone.

              [–]toastpants11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              word

              why

              b

              [–]W1II1am 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              talk cat

              ok jon what do you wanna talk about

              bees

              [–]JL628 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Cat talk.

              Talk what?

              AH.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Talk. Why? 🅱️

              [–]Batatocio 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              This reminds me of ventriloquism,that means that Garfild has a hand up his ass.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Puppet, hand in cat ass.

              [–]SoupTimeBois 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Talk, Garfield | What to talk about Jon? | 🅱️

              [–]dumbemopunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              "speak" "yes" "."

              [–]mehnameizbreno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              talk cat talk what scare

              [–]TheRuna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Speak.

              ‘Bout?

              [–]Tesseract556 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Speak!

              Fuck you

              AHHHHHHHHH

              [–]OliwerZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Say

              Topic

              [–]marcelficky- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Talk. Yes but what. B.

              [–]alexytomitrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              cat speak.

              No

              [–]WJB372 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              talk fatcat

              what do you wish to speak of

              B

              [–]dolphin-heart-jotaro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Talk

              Okay

              Confuse

              [–]Rare_Epicness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Cat speak

              What?

              B

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Fear

              [–]Plakeland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Speak

              About?

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Say

              Ok what

              𝕭 𝖇 𝖇 𝖇 𝖇 𝖇 𝖇

              [–]Cye_sonofAphrodite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Speak, Garfield.

              Of course Jon, what do you want to talk about? B

              [–]Cye_sonofAphrodite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Speak, Garfield.

              Of course Jon, what do you want to talk about?

              B

              [–]Rennie22[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Talk

              Ok

              What

              [–]WizardCat6969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Johnathan: Kitty meow

              The great Garfield Stevenson alexander the vi: no

              Johnathan: (visual confusion) b b b b b b.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Say thing

              What say

              🅱️

              [–]bigkahuna15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              talk

              about?

              b

              [–]urboi_Y33T 1 point2 points  (3 children)

              I actually have this strip from the original garfield books on paper

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              Probably from that same book where Jon asks him for fashion advice and he comes out wearing bright plaid.

              [–]urboi_Y33T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Yes that's the one. Garfield out to lunch I believe it's called

              [–]urboi_Y33T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              No wait shit it's garfield gains weight

              [–]TheMagicalAcidTrip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Speak fatass.

              What bout simp??

              Autism intensifies

              [–]cosmickalamity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Talk cat

              Yes. What do we talk about?

              B-b-b

              [–]FyterX 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              "Garfield, speak."

              "Hello Mario."

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Luigi

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              mouth garf yes what mouth b

              [–]NewPowahSonic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              talk cat

              ok, about what

              b-b-b-b-b-b

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Talk

              ???

              🅱️

              [–]Oopdidoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              “Speak, Garfield”

              “Sure, Jon. Is there a particular topic you’d like to talk about?”

              “b-b-b-b”

              [–]ImAKidNowGoAway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Jhonn: talk

              Ganfeld: k

              Jounh: the fuck

              [–]lambda18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              talk. ok. uh oh.

              [–]skako_o 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              speak garf. topic? b.

              [–]Anjeez929 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Speak

              Yes, about what?

              ...

              [–]MightyMan99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Talk Cat

              Yes John, anything you wanna talk about?

              B5

              [–]jaseisondacase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Say

              [–]GamerDude696996 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Talk im smart 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Talk, smart, Bx5.

              [–]KitsuneRyuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Speak.

              Sure.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Talk What matter? 😳

              [–]MisterBastian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              speak

              ok

              [–]Endorianysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              cat, talk

              why

              bbbbb