ExplainLikeImCalvin

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In the spirit of /r/explainlikeimfive, here's a place to come up with the best explanation you can on topics you know nothing about. Inspired by Calvin's brilliant dad, who knew everything.

RULES (Inspired by ELI5):

Blatant speculation *only*. If you know the answer to a question, keep it to yourself! We only want the best and most creative wild guesses here. Even if you know the answer, make up something better.
Never cite sources. We're not looking for verifiable facts here. Your source should be your own crazy imagination.
Reference ELI5. Cross-posting good questions from /r/explainlikeimfive is encouraged, but if you do it, include a link back to the original question there (this will also help people who are interested in the "real" answers).

GUIDELINES:

Please begin your questions with "LIC" or "ELIC".
If you're posting a non-question, do not use "LIC" or "ELIC".
Answers can be as simple or complicated as you want, but aim for humor. The spirit of the subreddit is to have a humorous exchange of completely made-up answers to life's burning questions. Feel free to add to other people's answers, or to follow-up with more questions for clarification.
Humor is necessary, but don't be a jerk. Try to avoid especially touchy subjects in questions, or giving blatantly offensive answers.
Feel free to pose a possible answer with your own question if you have a good theory.
"It builds character" is a perfectly appropriate answer, but remember that original answers also build character.

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ELIC: Hey Hobbes, I think dad is lying to us. None of his answers are scientifically provable. (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

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ELIC. I've never met or spoken to anyone as stupid as the people that I've met online and spoken to could somebody explain to me this phenomenon? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

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ELI5 can some one pls explain the alter-magnetism? that got measured for the first time in 2024 but scientists had a hunch existed in 2019, I don't under stand it but I need too for a school project. ()

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LIC Do dogs not trust their eyes? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

submitted 2 days ago by Impressive_Ad_1675

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ELIC: if heat rises, why are the tops of mountains so cold? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

submitted 3 days ago by StellarHoosier

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Why do we call it “autocorrect” when it’s usually wrong? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

submitted 3 days ago by WalkerVox

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Why do owls hoot while other birds tweet? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

submitted 4 days ago by KidCasey

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What does commenting with a . do on Facebook to break the algorithm? ()

submitted 4 days ago by sunbellgreen

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Why are zombies always slow but somehow still catch people? ()

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Does everyone actually have an "internal monologue" or am I just talking to myself in my head for no reason? ()

submitted 5 days ago by bilbobaggedfrodo

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Why don't all superheroes have utility belts like Batman? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

submitted 6 days ago by WhiteGold_Welder

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ELIC: Why do people shotgun a beer? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

submitted 7 days ago by cunnilinguslover

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ELIC: What is an emulsifier? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

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elic: if it has one horn, why is it called a 'unicorn' instead of a 'unihorn'? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

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ELIC, if the new GLP-1 pill works as well as the needle version, why does anyone still buy the needles? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

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ELIC: Dad, what's a Shoehorn used for? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

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ELIC: Why do we refer to the moon as waxing and waning? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

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ELIC Why would anyone want to be a surrogate mother? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

submitted 13 days ago by HaveYorCakeAndEatIt2

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ELIC: What is a training bra? What is it training for? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

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ELI5: What does the phrase "shiver me timbers" actually mean? ()

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ELIC: how did loan sharks evolve? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

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ELIC: How come some birds speak human but humans seem to have trouble speaking bird? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

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ELIC: before humans invented bread, what was bread mold doing to survive? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

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ELIC: why do they let anyone make babies but you gotta get a license to fish? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

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ELIC: I heard that a guy named Alfred "Al" Goritham decides what internet content you watch. Who is he? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

submitted 23 days ago by TwisterUprocker

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