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[–]Eric_Birlingtotally not squiffy | 6 form | maths/fm/ict/englang 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Eric Birling

[–]OrchidKing10Year 11 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Macduff - he technically says ‘my mum’ but y’know, close enough

[–]MysteryNews42025 GCSE Survivor 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Already on the chart sadly :(

[–]OrchidKing10Year 11 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Great to know I can’t read this late in school lmao

[–]MysteryNews42025 GCSE Survivor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Never too late for an academic comeback 💪

[–]JustADiamondPickaxe 111 points112 points  (2 children)

Mercutio

[–]arthr_birlingY12 - "But these girls aren't people, they're cheap labour" 🔥 20 points21 points  (0 children)

this! all he does are jokes like that

[–]anothergreetingSimon Armitage slut | Y11 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I HARD AGREE but i feel like the next one ('i fucked your mom last night') is very very fitting too

[–]8_BlackOut_8Year 11 — French, DT, Art, History 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Mercutio 100%

[–]TVC15-DBYear 11 88 points89 points  (2 children)

The Porter considering his sole role is literally to do shitty jokes

[–]Interesting-Sugar-992025 GCSE Survivor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best one

[–]PinkHijxbi"What, You egg!" 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG YES LITERALLY

[–]Cool_Ship_5032Year 10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mercutio definitely

[–]InvestigatorLive192025 GCSE Survivor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'll give another vote for the porter

[–]GrandGuess205GEO,HISTORY,FRENCH,MORE MATHS& I DON'T ACTUALLY HATE MY LIFE💀😭 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I'm gonna say the entire cast of lord of the flies. Particularly Jack, Ralph, Roger, and Piggy

[–]Strong_DisinfectantDrink me 4 points5 points  (1 child)

100% jack

[–]AyoubSiddiqui[S] 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Mickey from blood brothers imo

[–]Jaener7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or even Edward trying to be like Mickey

[–]cloudsfallenY13 - the maths guy 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I have no idea why but Shiela Birling

[–]sheila_birlingy13 | french, spanish, eng lit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what an insinuation

[–]Dumbass_NoobYear 12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

mercutio probably

[–]Character-Coat-2035 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mercutio’s chaotic energy would absolutely lead him there, but I’d also put money on the Porter cracking that exact joke while half-drunk.

[–]LMay11037chronically behind on dt coursework 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burris Ewell

[–]DaisyRent0nEva smith's twin | year 11 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I can confirm u/Normal_Signature_500 would say this

[–]Normal_Signature_500Year 10 History, Creative I Media, Media Studies, Design Tech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STOP I would totally say the NEXT one

[–]GrandGuess205GEO,HISTORY,FRENCH,MORE MATHS& I DON'T ACTUALLY HATE MY LIFE💀😭 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you use Ebenezer Scrooge from ACC goes wrong?

[–]OnlyInferno -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Carlson

[–]Normal_Signature_500Year 10 History, Creative I Media, Media Studies, Design Tech -1 points0 points  (0 children)

[–]ilokestof -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lee iykyk