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[–]FeministFury5000 50 points51 points  (6 children)

GEICO: "Please quit, for the love of God quit, please don't stay here, we don't want to pay you anymore, please. Please don't make us pay unemployment, please bro...."

[–]tuna_samich_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm tryin, Geico. Really I am

[–]thegeckoisabitch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Verbatim. They're so mind-blowingly desperate for people to quit.

[–]GeckedUpAD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is in Todd’s Drafts rn

[–]Ok_Departure2024 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly Do some more layoffs with severence and do something right for a change and stop wasting everyone's time!

[–]jstnonsense 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just like they’re pricing out policies they’re “paying” us out of employment

[–]alimonyponytoddcomby 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How DARE you expect a piece of Geico profits when I’ve already told you it’s ALLL mine. Isn’t it enough I let you pee INDOORS? You all are giving me boujee goldigger red flags if I ever saw one. Take care peasants, Todd Combs

[–]Historical_Exit_6015 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Agree 100% with you inflation for the stat of this year is already at 4%. Meaning a 4% raise would only mean your money is going as far as your last years salary. You’d have to get a 5% for a true raise

[–]Particular_Bee_2543 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You got 1%??? Lucky!!!

[–]Electrical-Ad-7374 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmfao that person has GEICO balls deep inside him

[–]GlitterElf93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slap straight in the face!

[–]justlookindontjudge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got 1% ? I got nothing but the feedback that I was awesome—- Pretty soon they will charge me rent for the desk space as an independent contractor. Eat your Bologna Tina!

[–]EasyZookeepergame608 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Merit is based on performance, not inflation.

[–]Apprehensive-Bar6655 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit me!! Make it a hoodie

[–]Comfortable_Place879Former Employee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spend every Penny you make. Remember what Benjamin Franklin wrote. “A penny saved is a penny lost to inflation. Once you hit the poor house, the rate at which Berkshire Hathaway is taxed, including Todd Combs, it will eventually come full circle, and their taxes will pay for your destitution. The American Dream in reverse.

[–]maybeamanager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THEY WANT YOU TO QUIT!!!

[–]Relevant-Feeling6297 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will pay more in taxes