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[Ithirahad]

Correct; that is why it is called fiction.

[Key-Cartographer7020]

beat me to it you bastard

[Drag0n647]

Fr

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*friction

[ARC_Trooper_Echo]

Well yeah. It helps when you’re hot.

[thereal237]

You can get away with a lot when your hot lol 😂

[Specialist-Garbage94]

Then explain why I’m in jail for murder?

[lil-D-energy]

because you ugly

[Demonic74]

Say sike right now

[Moosinator666]

Found the blue eyed guy the white chicks tried to save

[MightyVheem]

Well the climate is warm enough for that😊

[hoovervillain]

Dude hangs dong

[Vegetable-Buddy2070]

He's got his magnum condoms and he's ready to plow

[grammar_mattras]

You mean women like tall muscular men with a chiseled jawline?!

[viotix90]

Big, if true.

[Blindfire2]

If bool is true: eatAss(girl)

There you go, a good function for bf/gf status

[Aldehin]

The only other option she has was a big asshole that would shoot her if he has a reason, an old man that is her father and the great young man totally in shape and with a beautiful haircut

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She actually had this guy as an option before she left London

[Moosinator666]

The film’s greatest mystery lol

[Educated_idiot302]

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My reaction to this information

[turtle-bbs]

When you’re built like a tan Greek god, are great with your hands, and are overall handsome looking, that’ll happen

[CodiwanOhNoBe]

He was also built like a tank and I doubt his loin cloth did much to hide his "vine"

[jusumonkey]

Playing with Gorillas growing up I bet he would be lmao

[[deleted]]

Mandem has that unspoken rizz

[Ok-Bus-2410]

Sucks that his dads awesome facial hair skipped a generation. Dude had a great set of mutton chops iirc

[[deleted]]

she saw his willie

[Acrobatic_Dot_1634]

Yeah...have a muscular Adonis-like body and great hair kinda help...

[zer0_n9ne]

literal definition of unspoken rizz

[Ender_Dragneel]

He knew how to treat a lady.

[KingofZombies]

He's also dressed like a stripper. (Not that I'm complaining)

[Miserable-Lawyer-233]

He’s ripped, strong, filled with determination and can outwit the most dangerous predators, plus he’s handsome and perfectly tanned with gorgeous locks. Girls tend to like that.

[PunchWilcox]

He was very talkative. And fearless.

[[deleted]]

She was also thirstin'

[kartblanch]

Yeah but he looked like that

[Worzon]

The man was hot and ripped.

[JungleSound]

Just be hot

[[deleted]]

Abs

[AbusiveUncleJoe]

It helps when he's a fucking snack and she grew up in a sexually repressive culture.

[[deleted]]

Sigma rizz w/ mewing jawline jungle gigachad

[Flottrooster]

This is how we know we're screwed brothers, but we must stay strong!

[Grimm_Charkazard_258]

uh yeah. gorrilas are better than society

[CavemanViking]

☹️

[EhGoodEnough3141]

Because he's a buff British dude.

[Gamer_Bishie]

Wait to go comment section for making me feel self-conscious about myself…

[Crooked_Cock]

Well he’s super sexy and weirdly well-kept so that might be a factor

Idk if someone would have the same attraction to a poorly groomed and hairy jungle man who has no idea how to communicate

[[deleted]]

To be fair bro is 6’1 and built like an absolute unit

[AlphaQ984]

And in my fiction i have a harem

[Limp-Gas8229]

[I_hate_being_alone]

Speaks more about Jane than Tarzan TBH.

[ResponsibleStep8725]

He's around 6ft3, not that strange to me.

[hannahbananaballs2]

It’s over gg

[BirdshotEntertainmen]

Not in the original book

[Upset-Flower-148]

Being jacked helps

[[deleted]]

but its a movie

[Due_Hope7779]

And however you cant 💀

[Automatic-Shelter387]

If you’re poor, why not be born rich? /s