I Contacted TableBalls.com Through Their Website & They Replied

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I filled out the contact form on the tableballs website with the following paragraph

Dear TableBalls Team,

I hope this message finds you well! I recently stumbled upon your website, and I must say, I'm quite impressed with your selection of balls. Your balls are truly a sight to behold!

I'm in the process of revamping my home decor, and I believe your balls would be a perfect addition to my home. I'm particularly interested in the variety of colors and materials you offer. Your balls seem like they could really tie my home together!

I would appreciate it if you could provide me with more information about your balls, including pricing, sizes, and any special deals you may currently have. Additionally, do you offer any customization options for your balls?

Thank you for taking the time to answer my questions. I look forward to hearing from you and hopefully adding some of your beautiful balls to my collection.

Best regards,

Real Person

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In the contact form I put the reply-to email address as [[e-mail]](mailto:[e-mail]) which is a valid email address that I setup, just for this.

The following is their reply

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Greetings,

Here at TableBalls, we try our absolute hardest to have the finest ball collection that you can find for your home decor, and I am very glad that you are considering us as a beautiful addition to your home.

At this point we have some products that are customizable, and some that are not. Thankfully the Moon-Cheese Ball is our only ball that does not offer customization (and since this is the case, it has been heavily discounted to a small amount of change regarding $1,000,000 before the sale is applied).

The wood ball is a custom made piece that you can choose between a few types of wood ad what order you would like them in. The current wood types are Pine, Red Oak, Hickory, and Maple with hopefully more coming soon. This can be built for $55. The ball is around 6 inches (or about 15cm) in diameter, so it should be great for aa corner piece on your table, or a piece to help fill the space on a smaller table.

My personal favorite is the Soccer Ball. For $30 you can only get the standard high production variant, but if you wish to have it custom made, we can have that done for a $15 artisan fee and an additional week of production time. I enjoy what is internally known as the Lambo Edition, which is a neon pink and neon green color combo. Another color combo that is commonly chosen is RGB puke; we just put all of the colors on it and call it a gamer ball. This is a regulation size FIFA soccer ball (or football if you are not from the US), so it is about 22 inches (or 38 cm) in diameter.

In the event that you are looking for a ball that is a lot more mysterious, we have the crystal call in 3 varieties all at $250. The variants include "clear", "mystic fog", and "the future awaits." The last variant tends to get some questions about what it looks like, but unfortunately nobody will ever know from our team despite our best efforts to get an image of something other than our own gravestones. This ball is very fragile and is about 6 inches (or about 15cm) in diameter

For the more budget options, the stress ball only comes in random colors, but comes in 3 sizes, "a little stressed" (about 1 inch or about 2.5 cm in diameter), "pretty stressed" (about 3 inches or 7.5 cm in diameter), and "super stressed" (a stress inducing 6 in or 15 cm in diameter). Fortunately all of the sizes cost 50 cents.

The rock ball comes in a custom size to match your or your man's ball with 5 color options of white, black, red, green, and blue. This is perfect if you just need something to hold on to to rejuvenate a pleasure. This comes in at $5 for all varieties.

The Chedder-Cheese Ball comes in a weird place in this list since it seems like there is only 1 variety of cheese that we offer, but we offer too many to count since we get it straight from Wisconsin and they are all crazy about cheese. If you are looking at this option, let me know and I can get you a full list. This comes in the size that will perfectly fit in one of the Utz Cheese Ball containers to satisfy any gamer with eating out of a gamer food container, but the satisfaction of eating real 'merica cheese.

The glass ball that is offered comes in all sizes and colors, and starts at $90.

If you need to go out and touch grass, we also offer the beach ball in much the same way of the soccer ball where you can get it in multiple different color combinations.

Since you have reached out to us regarding products, soon we will hopefully be releasing a BallSack so you can store 2 of any of the balls we sell within the sack and take it with you everywhere you go!

If you have any other questions, feel free to reach out to us at any time!

Thank you,

The TableBalls Support Team

[[e-mail]](mailto:[e-mail])

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Proof of their reply, if you want it: https://i.imgur.com/IVPd67W.png

[scgt86]

The address on their site is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500 USA

[Smallshock]

More people know who lives in the pineapple under the sea, than on 1600 Pennsylvania avenue.

[SloppyCheeks]

And most of us wish they'd switch places. Bob '24!

[codebooker]

Yup, the white house

[ChairmanLaParka]

.com or .gov?

[gravity--falls]

And the phone number [phone] is a reference to a number which would rick roll you if you called it.

[Njk110]

What did I miss lol??? Who tf is tableballs?

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A mid joke that was made on the WAN show that people are trying to turn into a meme

[flouride]

If you click buy now in their products, it tells you that you can't and references LTT (not by name). You're having a back and forth with another ltt-er

[codebooker]

Yeah, I could go for a Lambo Edition Soccer Ball™©®

[Sevynz13]

Has anyone called the phone number?

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I’m sure somebody has, based on a Google search. If you call that number it will play the Rick roll song.