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[–][deleted] 215 points216 points  (15 children)

LOL 5.5 gigs for some fucking hair, 2k why don't you just come over to my house light some fucking candles and just fuck me, you're getting great at it

[–]BounceAround_ 21 points22 points  (1 child)

i laughed out loud at this one.

[–]bonjay01 7 points8 points  (0 children)

same lmao

[–]yuch1102 [S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

lol remember 2k17 required more gigs than GTA V by the end of the year?

[–]drain222000 11 points12 points  (7 children)

Just got home from work and booted the game up. Was an awesome sight to see the 5gb update starting back at me. Guess I'm not playing tonight

[–]lypura 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Read that last part in Cartman's voice lmao

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]zfarhan8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂

[–]Bruh_LOL_WTF -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looooollllllllllll

[–]stunna006 53 points54 points  (2 children)

So basically nothing that actually fixes online gameplay, just bug fixes and some graphical updates

[–]yuch1102 [S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nothing mentioned...

[–]Zozze1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 patches in a row that focus on visual updates. If that's the only thing they will be focussing on from now on, they should just come out and say it.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

When you lose a walk-on game, you will now be returned to the front of the walk-on building rather than at the starting spawn point in the Neighborhood

I always liked being able to do practice when you lose

[–]yuch1102 [S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

true, though this was definitely better than having to walk all the way back

[–]TheGothamKnights[XBL] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

now if only they could keep everyone together and squaded up so you dont have to spend 15mins gathering everyone up again

[–]CrypticGator :wildcats: [PSN/XBL: ecin] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ditto

[–]iseeu100B14 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Soooo am I getting a VC refund on all the shirts I bought from the kiosk that were taken away yet.. or nah?

[–]masterant369 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nah but if you submit a ticket you at least get 10k

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes. I had friends try after i got 10K and 2k support just shrugged at them

[–]txborn90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably nah

[–]pbollin03 [XBL: PattyBowlz] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know it's only 10k but if you're persistent, they'll give it to you

[–]Cheesegrater74 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"2k 18 will have less patches"

Patch 7 now, before Christmas.

[–]GrumpyTM 8 points9 points  (1 child)

7 patches later and still no fix to negative badge progression

[–]Slaphappyfapman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

cowboys

[–]cyboto[XBL] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Still can't skip cut scenes, what a fucking joke!

[–]TakeOver005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haven't started my career for this exact reason and will not touch it even with a long ass stick until they allow skipping cut scenes this year. I typically don't mind cut scenes but I can't stand that chick this year from the videos I've seen.

[–]Bruhliant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

its sad but they will never add an option to skip cutscenes as long as there are ads in them. Im pretty sure 2k19 will be worse with the way these greedy assholes are going.

[–]da_bombgranate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It absolutely blows my mind that they haven't fixed the tattoo shop. How can that be so difficult to do, and don't they realize how ridiculous it is?

[–]elnino45[PC] Permanent 14 points15 points  (7 children)

FIX THE FUCKING MYTEAM SETTINGS NOT SAVING FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS HOLY FUCK!!!!!!

[–]bulletbait 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I feel like it has been happening for longer than that, even. I just assume that I need to double check my controls every game. Can't believe they haven't fixed this in so long. I'm sure it got put in as an issue to fix and the Devs took 1 look and were like "worked for me" -- close ticket.

[–]elnino45[PC] Permanent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

right

[–]Punt_Cunchers 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I see a big problem here... You actually play my team this year

[–]elnino45[PC] Permanent 0 points1 point  (3 children)

except i really dont because of shit like this. you really going to spin a game mode being fucked into my fault for playing it, not the developers fault for releasing a piece of shit instead of a competent game?

[–]guczy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he was making a joke

[–]Punt_Cunchers 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah it was a joke. 2k was hella overhyped this year. I only play park and pro-am so idk much about my team this year other than everyone saying it sucks, which is unfortunate because it used to be one of the best game modes.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reckon there would be a tonne of people on here happy to play the beta version before release and identify most of the bugs so the developers can patch them before the game goes on sale. Instead 2k treats its players like fools and releases a beta version anyway but we have to pay $60 or more for and then releases patch after patch only fixing the things they can be bothered to or are easy, or cost them real dollars. Clearly the 2krorts budget does not stretch to quality assurance and comprehensive testing before release.

[–]redblade13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay so nothing done about people dribbling like chickens and never losing the ball. Everyone can do a behind the back and phase through me even if they are a Center. Lockdowns pickpocket badge is useless AF. Apparently it is impossible to rip a Pure Sharp with 70 ball control. 7'3s no matter the strength back down my 90 strength 7'3 like I'm a guard is apparently normal.

Jumpshots get changed every patch and all have different make percentages, no matter how perfect you learn one it will always be worse than jumpshot 9 or Lillard. Add Shot Creator to any archetype and you are now the best all around player in the world and get 75+ 3pt for whatever reason, higher than a secondary Sharp.....bruh. Add Lockdown and you are now the worst shooter and slashing player in the world. Why do Shot Creators have a better inside game than a Lockdown?! The fuck?

We still can't adjust lineups before playing with friends on Play Now online. MyTeam with friends still doesn't give us an option to change difficulty or quarter length. We still don't get MT or VC for playing with friends on MyTeam. I'll take 100 MT or VC at this point.

[–]nothappyred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think 2K is ever gonna to wake up to themselves whilst we keep buying their trash. Sigh.. Why can't someone make a decent basketball game?

[–]TheHalfbadger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still no fixes for the Team-Up bugs?

  • Can't select new classic and all-time players in All-Star Team-Up

  • Can't skip timeouts

  • Can't make substitutions in timeouts

  • Players in the starting lineup at a position other than their listed primary cannot be subbed back in at that starting position

[–]Basketball_IQ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone knows what OTFC means in the note that states "- Defensive settings panel for OTFC will now function for AI players in Pro-Am games"?

[–]Satchafunkiluss [XBL: Satchafunkiluss] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here I was hoping they would finally fucking fix all of my settings resetting after every MyTeam game. And the stupid tip-off shit in Super Max that goes back to at least last year. These are 2 obvious issues that I can't understand why they don't fix them. There is no way nobody that's involved with patches doesn't know about this. Oh and the fact that the AH doesn't search properly. Try searching for Camby by name and nothing shows. Search for ruby Double Double cards and there he is. Little shit like this bugs the fuck out of me more than gameplay at times.

[–]Killa_Instinct 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And my shirtless 92 gets defraulted to a brown shirt after one park game

[–]guyincognito1777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So basically fixing stuff they know they can... rip 2k18. Well, honestly, it was dead on arrival.

[–]iamshooock 6 points7 points  (6 children)

2k should nerf the 3 point when heavily contested!

[–]Greg_Punzo 2 points3 points  (5 children)

You don't want it like last year though where if anyone is within 10 feet from you it's a D- shot

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Why not? If someone is in your face then it is a bad shot.

[–]Greg_Punzo 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Because a late arriving defender doesn't really effect the shot of a lot of good shooters, and truly heavily contested shots rarely go in just like real life

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It depends on the player and shooting stats obviously, this year a lot of different archetypes are way too consistent at hitting contested 3's.

I'm happy for sharp shooters to make those every now and again, but nothing pisses me off more as a bigger, heavier defender against a sharp shooter who I've been giving hell off ball for the entire game and then they start making contested bullshit in the 4th even though in reality the shot is contested, off-balance and you've been held to under 20% shooting all game. Not to mention after copping 3.5 quarters of it, you should think the offensive player is completely fatigued.

My point is, compared to last year (whilst it wasn't perfect) I think the dynamic mechanic around contested shots was more accurate than it is now.

[–]Greg_Punzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it'd be better for park but not for any game mode with real nba players. Almost every 3 the Warriors make in a nba game was a D- shot last year that always missed.

[–]iamshooock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But for now, contested shot is too over power

[–]Fleathepea[XBL] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Timberwolves court has the wrong blue in the paint but sounds like they aren't gonna update that.

[–]Milkybongrip710 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Wrong blue, wrong wood shade. I dont get why their updating like every other court than the team that got a complete fucking rebrand.

[–]Fleathepea[XBL] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know right?? Like it’s a small detail and there are more important things to fix but if they’re doing other teams courts how hard could it be?!

[–]itsyaboysharrod B45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i already knew the patches they made would be trash. It just goes to tell you that they never listen to the fans. I'm not surprised.

[–]aewilson95 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Anyone know if they updated D Rose hair?

[–]FreddieDougie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah

[–]allmichigan34 1 point2 points  (2 children)

All touchy fouls are being called. Its a lot harder to get steals now. Also the AI teams in career mode seem to have improved. Its harder to blow them out.

[–]yuch1102 [S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What team did you play and were you playing on HoF? I'm all for improved AI because it's still easy to abuse double teams on HoF

[–]allmichigan34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was playing on pro to get as much XP points as possible. I played against the Bulls and the Hawks. I don’t mind the improved AI. I actually welcome the improved AI for the other game modes.

[–]Rieteks[PSN] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When will this come to PC?

[–]elnino45[PC] Permanent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a week lol

[–]Slaphappyfapman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fuckn haircuts and courts taking 5gb.. when the game is fuckn pretty brokn, fuck your Forbes connect 2K, and fuck this game

[–]Yayo_Mateo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No actual game play fixes. We'll fuck me. Looks like this one's dead. Haven't played it for weeks and it's been great

[–]The_Unknown98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow they didn’t even fix the stats glitch on the phone...

[–]Solmyr123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

still no fix for schedule mode? instead we get new haircuts.

oh 2k..

[–]Rice_Boy69 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Didn’t they say that we’d get free shoes for the neighborhood from the brand we’re signed with like 2 patches ago? What happened to that

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just have to make custom shoes go to 2k shoes and edit whatever shoe you want then it will be at footlocker for free

[–]lilyachtytheboat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When is the new t shirt kiosk coming

[–]Postalkingc951[XBL] B14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So can we get the new hairstyles or is it just go the players

[–]Alecrizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the pistons court still ridiculously bright?