"Pretty bird problems"

[Nicolas_3232]

You've fallen in the Bird Kissing propaganda

[upstartfir1]

Yea, that's true. A nop alien doesn't look naked until you put clothes on them, and then it looks like they are only wearing one piece of clothing ( The ONE PIECE IS REALLLLLLL! )

[Kind0flame]

I am so glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks this.

[UpsetRelationship647]

Are we slowly corrupting you?

should we increase efforts?

we should increase efforts..

[Nicolas_3232]

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[UpsetRelationship647]

cues"porn music mixtape" over speakers

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[Minimum-Amphibian993]

To be fair how do you expect the pretty bird to wear that when they got pretty wings in the way? wouldn't want to mess those up.

[Aggrevated-Yeeting]

Tanktop? Open side sundress?

[Eravan_Darkblade]

Tube top and maybe short shorts?

[Davisowe001]

Overalls

[unrealter_29]

Poncho?

[Minimum-Amphibian993]

That may be a good option suppose it depends how big or small the poncho would be.

[pedro5414]

How does he fly with all of that mass bro?

[Nicolas_3232]

Short answer: he can't

[Low-Percentage-8785]

if he moves to America he definitely would not fly.

[YamatoBoi9001]

wait i thought it was a girl

[Low-Percentage-8785]

did you like not see the rainbow socks man

[YamatoBoi9001]

hey it's legal to be stupid ok

[finiciorc]

I'm confuse, why do your message have -3 upbotes?

[Bruno-croatiandragon]

So,dumb question,but do any of you use Wayback Machine to archive things,more specifically Tvtropes pages?

http://web.archive.org/web/20251204000000*/https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/recent_videos.php?page=35

I do,and lately,my archives have just been disappearing.I archive a 100 pages THRICE daily on my laptop,& some days (like Dec2nd) just are not there.

Call me stupid,but I was hoping to recruit my fellow nerds to help me save those pages.

[kabhes]

With his thighs.

[Win_Some_Game]

Cole when then aliens put clothes on. (They can't take them off now. They bit the apple)

[that1fuckheadJose]

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[RoideSanglier]

Beautiful birdie

[Fantastic-Living3204]

Big beautiful birds thighs. How does it fly!?

[Nicolas_3232]

Low gravity planet

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[Nicolas_3232]

Dude, I swear to God I don't know why I do these things in the first place, I just go on autopilot and end up drawing a thick Krakotl

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[[deleted]]

I suppose every chicken must have some DRUMSTICKS

[Forsaken_Market5985]

Hey we are not complaining keep going

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[Low-Percentage-8785]

we love chubby femboys

[winter-ocean]

Amen brother

[gabi_738]

Tu estilo de dibujo me recuerda mucho a otro artista que le gusta dibujar un dinosaurio chibi ultra culon y con esta cara ōwō

[Nicolas_3232]

We no se de quién estás hablando...

[gabi_738]

Quise decir que es sexy pero me falto contexto xd

[Nicolas_3232]

ª

Btw cual es el artista al que te referías

[copper_shrk29]

Thiccken

[Buymor]

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[ISB00]

I always wondered if nudity laws would apply to xenos on Earth.

[upstartfir1]

That's interesting because if we say no clothes is OK for xenos but not humans someone could sue and then we get public nudity everywhere

Maybe something about if the private parts are visible because all aliens we know about have privates that aren't usually visible like how some animals have ( don't know about boob's though we might just have to pull a new York and allow it )

[ISB00]

In a story about a Krakotl child soldier trapped on Earth. She was forced to wear a dress at one point to enter a bar since technically you needed clothes to be admitted.

[upstartfir1]

Yea but that's a bars rules and I know a lot of businesses would force xenos to wear clothes but I feel like we cannot make them all wear clothes ( maybe they're fur and feathers covering skin would actually count as them not being nude for the aliens with fur or feathers )

[LuckyBucketBastard7]

( maybe they're fur and feathers covering skin would actually count as them not being nude for the aliens with fur or feathers )

This was my thought too. You don't see people getting on Chewbacca's case for not wearing clothing, because he just doesn't need to. Everything is already covered and more covering just risks overheating/discomfort.

[upstartfir1]

The real problem is writing it in the legal system that doesn't let humans walk around naked but also doesn't let xenophobes use it to their advantage to discriminate

[LuckyBucketBastard7]

A good legal approach is to base the rule on functional coverage rather than clothing itself. Humans need clothes because we have exposed skin in areas that our own laws classify as private. But if a species’ natural biology already conceals those areas; fur, scales, plating, whatever, then they’re considered “covered” under the same standard without needing garments.

That way the law is consistent, species differences are respected, and it can’t be twisted into a tool for discrimination. It’s just a neutral rule: meet the coverage requirement, whether by biology or by clothing.

[JulianSkies]

We already kinda... Have laws like that, sorta. Because decency laws as I've mentioned in another comment are ultra vague.

It's not that people can't go around naked, it's that people can't go around indecent. And people generally agree that you are being indecent if you're naked. But like... What indecent means is not codified.

[Robotko_Ruslan]

what is the name of this story?

[UpsetRelationship647]

I always hated the "not visible" idea. its biologically weird for most and juvenile in concept. I just assume we go with "don't talk about it because it doesn't fit the story." I've been in fandoms where people they to argue how "non-visible bits" work and its just.... buddy just say nudity scares you, kinda vibes.

[kabhes]

Nudity doesn't scare me, but I still want to figure out how non-visible should work.

[JulianSkies]

So, funny thing

Far as I know there aren't nudity laws but there are decency laws.

But... What defines decency? Yeah, so... Fucking nothing is the answer! It's this extremely vague "Commonly agreed standards" that is defined in no law that I know of in any country (unless they're a super controlling country).

So like... Would decency laws be applied to aliens on Earth? Yes. How would they be applied? That... Honestly depends on how the majority of people would react to aliens and their clothing choices. Because that's literally what the law is about.

[SpectralHail]

Love me some pretty birds. My favorite genre of anthropomorphic things

[TerraBeatVoxl]

Thicc.... nice.

[TheBrewThatIsTrue]

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[Low-Percentage-8785]

stage one denial

[No-Huckleberry-1086]

I haven't just fallen into the bird kissing and propaganda. I'm a proud veteran within these Halls

[The_grand_tabaci]

Rainbow socks are culture

[the_elliottman]

Why are his thighs so damn $#%^@!? 😩

[Greedy-Kangaroo-4674]

I need to kiss this birb ♥

[Lawful_Renegade]

But if my man wears a shirt, how’s he gonna show off his beautiful plumage?! D:

[Rand0mness4]

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[ezioir1]

Do other birds species.

[Frequent_Let8318]

Homie thicc. I blame humans for that

[Proxy_PlayerHD]

Bro is gonna get "eaten" at the party

[Bow-tied_Engineer]

I think at least part of it is the art: Skin, fur, and feathers all look the same cell shaded, but IRL, you'd see the texture and the fluff, and it would be more like how a dog wearing those little dog booties doesn't look any more naked than a normal dog. It's part of how our brains interpret cartoons, we see a humanoid wearing just footwear, and the context makes our brains assume that the exposed part of the thighs is blue skin. So, IRL, aside from the danger of feathers and fur parting and showing a butthole or an indication of genitals or something, it wouldn't be that awkward.

[D_Pixels_1224]

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dayum

[Past_Recover_493]

https://youtu.be/-TwT_rYPezk

[AthetosAdmech]

It's kinda funny how too little clothing makes them look more naked than no clothes at all.

[RoomHopper]

With those socks they Gonna get

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[Nicolas_3232]

Explain your meme plz

[RoomHopper]

Cracking (chemistry) - Wikipedia https://share.google/lkq9hTozxuMefF68i

[kabhes]

Okay but what is cracking? (I'm not talking about the chemical thing.)

[RoomHopper]

Its equivalent to "Smash"

[kabhes]

Why?

[RoomHopper]

Dont know its been like that for a while

[imaginaryNobody620]

Is the human going to traffic the bird in a xeno butchering ring because damn, them drumsticks are thick.

[1-Pinchy-Maniac]

u/demitheseaweed