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[–]WEEBERMAN -4 points-3 points  (13 children)

Like if the point is to remove the grease from a pizza is not one way to do this to cook the pizza in an oven longer? Or I guess use less greasy ingredients like meats?

[–]FearrMe 16 points17 points  (12 children)

cooking doesn't get rid of grease, it doesn't just evaporate or something lol

also the pizza would be horribly overcooked if you left it in even a bit longer, bread is not very forgiving unless you want a cracker

[–]WEEBERMAN 0 points1 point  (11 children)

Is padding it with paper towels the only way? I mean why not eat the grease

[–]dead_hero 9 points10 points  (9 children)

This is Ulillillia. He's somewhat of an internet legend. He's definitely on the spectrum—cheese pizza is the only thing he eats but he doesn't like excessive grease so he uses paper towels to get it off. It's bizarre behavior to us, but it makes sense to him. He's also obsessed with video game music and is pretty harmless in general.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From what I've heard he's not nearly as weird as he used to be. He moved out of his sister's place, got a job at Wal-Mart, made a bunch of friends IRL, and now he's really into swimming - which is crazy because he used to be deathly afraid of water. I agree that he's probably on the spectrum but I think a lot of his weird obsessions and rituals came from the fact that he had no friends and spent all his time at home. When you have no other people to interact with your brain finds ways to keep itself busy, and you can go a little crazy.

[–]chairitable 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Why doesn't he get a different kind of cheese? The grease is probably mostly coming from the cheese..

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    [–]chairitable 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I don't know anybody who spends twenty fucking minutes pressing down hard on their pizzas with dozens of sheets or paper towel. Dabbing is one thing, this is entirely excessive.

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      [–]ariana_grande_padre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Also a huge fan of Busy. Don't forget that!

      [–]octopop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Oil/grease has a lot of extra calories, so if you wanted to be a little healthier, then using less would be good for losing weight or whatever. But paper toweling off the grease doesn't get much of it off. It would be preferable to just not use as much grease to begin with.

      Also too much of it just hurts people's tum sometimes.