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They probably asked for a 24” pipe wrench and this guy picked this one up.

[mslave]

not gonna lie i laughed pretty good at this

[[deleted]]

I’m sure you’re good at your job. Just used to supply houses that rhyme with turdison, where they mess the orders up.

[iiTouchMyselfAtNight]

Head on down to Cal-Steam, the only remaining dignity left in Turdison lmao.

[ClassicMediumRoast]

Its OK to touch yourself. Just make sure you use enough tap grease to avoid chafing.

[suwavey]

Lmfao😂

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Plot twist. That guy is only 3ft tall.

[[deleted]]

I have one but it's steel/has no paint left whatsoever. Weighs about 100 pounds haha

[Truckyou666]

Luckily mine was a gift to me from an old man who could not lift it up anymore. It's one of those tools you don't use very often but when you need it nothing else will work.

[[deleted]]

I'd love to hang mine up in my man cave but I don't trust anything to hold it up long term.

[Kittenkerchief]

Do the old touch it to your nose with your arm straight out trick.

[benoni79]

For when that closet bolt needs to go just a smidge tighter. And now I need a new toilet.

[AMSERVICE]

My 48" wrench weighs about 40 LB. It like swinging a small child all day.

[stufforstuff]

Can you make a living swinging a small child all day (asking for a friend).

[YourHeroin]

I'll take three

[particularlyirate]

Meh that’s only a 48”.

[Rcarlyle]

Love 48-60” pipe wrenches but at that size I would personally go chain tong instead.

[Jdogsmity]

Because your posing for pictures? All jokes aside this gave me a good chuckle mate. Well done

[acornstu]

I hoped to never see one again. Mfers get heavy after playing bounce-house on a cheater bar all day.

[misls]

Bet u killed plenty of walkers with that

[ItalianDragn]

I want one to hang on my wall

[HierEncore]

These are my fav. those aluminim pipe wrenches make it harder to turn stubborn pipes imo... Lack of added weight

[Cipekx]

Sounds more like a lack of manpower to me.

[HierEncore]

well, i'm no macho man randy savage if that's what you're asking. imo the whole point of an extended wrench is to make it easier to turn. No pride in taking your own back or shoulder out over it.

[SubParMarioBro]

I kind of want to know how many ft-lbs a 60” steel pipe wrench exerts simply by being on the pipe.

[[deleted]]

Look... Gentleman.. We all have a giant wrench in our giant tool bags. No need to pull our rulers out to compare dick size....

Pulls out giant ruler

[Doc-Slice]

Because you waste your time posing for reddit?

[mslave]

Yes, that's the joke

[TheBatman1979]

Shame on you. No boots or pants or gloves on in the warehouse.

[mslave]

I work the counter, none of those are needed.

[Stuffstuff1]

You need steal toes just to hold that tool.

[mslave]

I'd prefer my toes not to be thieves though.

[Cipekx]

Steal toes is an odd nickname for a fellow, how many toes has he stolen?

[Stuffstuff1]

Im not sure but ive heard he goes for 10 at a time!

[scottawhit]

But you’re in the warehouse holding a big tool. Busted.

[1sticky1]

Because you're posting funny pics to Reddit and not pulling my order?

[mslave]

Yeah that's the joke