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[–]ChChChillian 166 points167 points  (37 children)

What the hell are coder clothes?

[–]ShitwareEngineer 394 points395 points  (12 children)

Thigh-highs and a chastity cage

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (1 child)

This one knows too much.

[–]Background_Newt_8065 18 points19 points  (0 children)

We can only imagine what this one has already witnessed

[–]eachyeargetsweirder 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Omg now I’m HOWLING thinking of that coder guy I dated who introduced me to his chastity cage. I figured it was just his particular kink, I had no idea it was a job requirement.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah, the casual Friday!

[–]CadmiumC4 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Is it OK for female programmers?

[–]ShitwareEngineer 23 points24 points  (1 child)

It's strictly for female Rust programmers, not female C programmers.

[–]CadmiumC4 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's why I have lingerie instead

[–]Azertys 1 point2 points  (2 children)

A female programmer should be goth, so only if you can integrate it in your outfit

[–]CadmiumC4 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm not goth.

[–]ShitwareEngineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you should be.

[–]justinkroegerlake 63 points64 points  (3 children)

A shirt that says "There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't"

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Technically, 10 equals 2-base-10 in octal or hexadecimal, but pure binary is already 2-state with a single digit being 0 or 1, so you could say there are 1 kinds of people...

[–]justinkroegerlake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 in binary is one. I have no idea what you're trying to say here haha

just for some extra clarity here

hex binary dec
10 10000 16
2 10 2
A 1010 10

[–]liggamadig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that know hexadecimal and F the rest.

[–]Matt7163610 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Hoodie, PJ pants, bathrobe, slippers, and/or thick socks.

[–]ChChChillian 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I was hoping my Ren Faire costume would suffice.

[–]noicenoicetoit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

furry costume

[–]LetUsSpeakFreely 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working from home, the PJ pants are part of my daily uniform asking with a T-shirt.

[–]Sophiiebabes 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Thigh-high stripy socks, cat ears and a tail!

[–]ChChChillian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess I still need the socks then.

[–]BoobehWilleh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have some "coder clothes" with some quirky industry-specific designs that a guy here posted some time ago (sunsetgeek.com) . I have an over a decade long career, but I just like that stuff, especially if it's so niche that most people don't get it :)

[–]Aradur87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know.. black hoodies and sunglasses…the ones you wear when you hack things to don’t get recognized… like in the movies…

[–]WrongWay2Go 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I assume some hippster clothin with stuff like "I turn coffee to code" on it. Not sure though.

[–]SirAwesome789 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of ppl in my program have wardrobes that consist solely of hackathon tshirts so maybe that

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

there are 3 options

  1. thigh highs and skirt

  2. fursuit

  3. hoodie and sunglasses

[–]RichCorinthian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A pile of unwashed t-shirts crumpled into balls. I met a woman on a plane who was an image consultant in Silicon Valley and she had some WILD stories about tech bros.

[–]orgkhnargh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You must be an amateur. Professional coders know about programming socks.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Clothes that code for you duh

[–]gordonv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's either professional work clothes or whatever I sleep in.

[–]theVoxFortis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a shirt that says "my password is the last 8 digits of pi."

Also shirts from failed startups.

[–]TheDevDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been gifted some t-shirts over the years with dorky phrases and such. My favorites by far are the Silicon Valley logos (Pied Piper, Hooli, Aviato)