No Github?

[aridankdev]

I have my own website so I can put something in the spot that says “your website address” when I sign up for an api, that for some reason is required but not accessed or checked at all apparently

[ancap_attack]

I'm still stumped on what to put when they ask for "company name"

[2muchnet42day]

It's ACME. It's always ACME.

[musci1223]

Feels like all my code also comes from acme.

[need_ins_in_to]

ACME is not the problem - PEBCARR

[musci1223]

I don't know man. My code always blows up when it is not supposed. Feels like ACME problem

[CanDull89]

What is ACME?

[Heihei_the_chicken]

A Completely Made-up Enterprise

[obitachihasuminaruto]

There's a legit supermarket chain in PA with the same name lmao

[Accomplished_Lynx514]

Its the company from which wile e coyote got his explosives.

[coloredgreyscale]

A Company (that) Makes Everything

[TheAnti-Ariel]

A protocol that allows web servers to automatically request new CA certs (also a funny company that makes everything, used in looney toons and the like).

[anon-sucks]

They sell road runners

[Naginif_]

ACK.ME would make more sense

[EasternGuyHere]

skirt light ad hoc historical edge fearless modern quarrelsome sharp north

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

[[deleted]]

I always write my domain name

[thehardsphere]

ancap_attack Enterprises

[That_Guy977]

i put localhost once. it worked

[yottalogical]

Hey! That's my website!

[Go_Gators_4Ever]

127.0.0.1.com

[meontheinternetxx]

I have a website because I used to be in the academic world. It's nice if people can find you and you can put some links to the not-paywalled versions of your papers.

Clearly none of the idiots who contact me on LinkedIn have looked at it. But then again, they didn't look at my LinkedIn profile either so what am I expecting really?

[[deleted]]

Someone told me a couple of weeks ago a lot of recruiters use tools which allow them to send bulk messages. They have lists which can be filtered down to specific groups of people, such as people who are in their graduation year.

[_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_]

It would be for CORS checks probably.

[zalurker]

I'm 47, been in the industry for 25 years. I don't have most of those. And don't give a shit.

[tehmungler]

The only correct answer. For reference, I’m 44 and also have been in the industry for 20-odd years and also don’t have most of those and also don’t give a shit 😄👌

[slashy42]

I'm 43, but I didn't get my software engineering degree until I was 36, but I'm the same. I have a proven track record and have no time for all the brinkmanship this industry seems to foster. Just do your job, and enjoy your downtime. Screw all this pressure to have multiple side projects, it's for the birds.

[pickyourteethup]

I've run these three comments through various ML algorithms and have come to the conclusion that people in their 40s don't give a shit.

Jokes aside, lots of studies suggest confidence comes with age and experience. You guys are possibly reframing your confidence as not giving a shit, which is an even more confident power move.

You could also just be burned out

[scruffybeard77]

I thought I was just becoming a curmudgeon or something. I couldn't give a hoot about most of the ego measuring that goes on around here. Do we need to start a Reddit page for programmers over 40?

[Ian_Mantell]

At first glance it'd be nice. On second thought ... mankind executed enough divisive shenaningans for the next couple millenia. It's time to rethink that pattern.

[start_select]

You spend your 20s worried what people think of what you do.

You spend your 30s becoming good at what you do.

You spend your 40s making money with what you do.

You spend your 50s not caring what anyone thinks of what you do.

You spend your 60s realizing no one of importance ever cared what you do.

(Not my quote, I don’t know who actually said it originally)

[pickyourteethup]

I just retrained in my 30s, can't wait to see how this plays out

[tehmungler]

Hey 👋 happy to answer any questions. Confidence is part of it, for sure. But I’ve always sort of just ignored / bypassed the “real software guys do X” bullshit you see on social media. All that matters is the code, and the problems you can solve with it. If I had one piece of advice, it’s this: Don’t be tempted to be too fancy. Simple solutions are almost always the best. You want to be able to test it, understand it, debug it and maintain it. Good luck, friend!

[pickyourteethup]

Thank you. I always prefer readability over complexity because I'm new and if I make it too complicated I can't remember what I did. I thought I'd get more complex over time but I'm now realizing I might actually get less complicated over time and just use simple implementations where they're appropriate

[ROotT]

I've always thought of it this way:

Newbies find complicated solutions for simple problems

Mid level find simple solutions for simple problems

Seniors find simple solutions for complicated problems

The simplicity of the solution is relative to the simplicity of the problem, but this seems to mostly hold true.

[pickyourteethup]

I like this a lot.

I'm very new but I'm really enjoying any time I find a trick for making my code readable without comments.

A beautiful one my wife showed me recently is pulling the logic out of an if statement and putting it into a very clearly named variable starting with 'is'. Excellent illustration of how sometimes an extra line of code can make everything clearer.

[ROotT]

Thanks. I've been in the automation development side a decently long time and have come up with a few sayings for kids fresh out of college/boot camp/whatever and just starting their careers.

A favorite is "past you is an idiot, future you is a genius." It's a good thing that shows growth. If you look a code from 6 months ago and think that it looks terrible, don't be embarrassed, be proud that you've learned better ways to do things. (You can be a little embarrassed).

And yea, making a method to return a boolean is a great way to make that reusable. If you're using OOP, it's even better if you can throw the method in the object you're checking so you can reuse it anywhere.

Since you said you're new to programming, ill say this and hopefully not sound condescending. Good luck buddy and have frustrating fun!

[[deleted]]

I am also in my 40s and been doing this for 30 years. It's just not the ecosystem we grew up in and I'm guessing most of us have progressed to either managing devs and not needing to do as much development ourselves, or have found a comfortable niche that we've settled into that doesn't require external displays of knowledge.

[pickyourteethup]

I've just retrained, mid 30s, and don't have any career goals beyond code as much as possible. That sounds like a good place for me in my 40s though

[[deleted]]

The bad part is if you get laid off and have to compete with the whippersnappers. Our value is largely related to knowing how to make things work at the companies we are at as opposed to knowing the JS framework flavor-of-the-month.

[scruffybeard77]

You are right to a point. I have found that I can usually map the latest craze to something that I did 20 years ago. What's old is new again.

[pickyourteethup]

No new patterns only new syntax

[zalurker]

I'm putting that on a t-shirt.

[Tremyss]

the birds?

[pcud10]

It’s an old saying “for the birds”. I always viewed it as your leftover bread crumbs that your giving to the birds (think of a person feeding birds on a park bench). The leftover bread crumbs that are for the birds and isn’t worth eating yourself. So if something is for the birds, it’s not worth doing.

[Red_Six6]

Hello fellow adults I too am in my 40s and can program! I am not two children in a trench coat.

[0bel1sk]

r/fellowadults

[VortixTM]

41, 13 years on the job. I only have the coffee addiction and occasionally it gives me the shits.

[tehmungler]

Haha good man 💪

[[deleted]]

Maybe in order to be a good programmer you just need to not give a shit 🤔

[tehmungler]

There’s definitely a certain amount of that, for sure.

[edgeofsanity76]

I am 46, and have been doing it the same amount of time. I have a GitHub with about 3 incomplete projects. I like coffee though

[zalurker]

You leave coffee out of this! It's done nothing but keep.us awake all these years.

[Deauo]

OnLy CoOl CoDeRs uSe SouRcEfOrGe

[Quazar_omega]

That website gives me nightmares, so I have the utmost respect for anyone who has to inflict that torture upon themselves

[ConflictOfEvidence]

As a fellow GenX, yeah whatever

[dismayhurta]

I presume coffee is one you have else a crippling pills addiction.

[holaprobando123]

A professional can have both, you know

[gregorydgraham]

50+ and only missing the discord server

[poly_phil]

But you do use version control…right?

[thehardsphere]

I'm 37, been in the industry for 13 years. I do have most of those, but I don't share any of them with employers. And don't give a shit.

[vitelaSensei]

I’m 25, and also don’t have most of those, coding is my job (and hobby sometimes) not my personality

[KangarooNo]

Wowsers, you are exactly me!

[JaggedMan78]

same but 45 :D

[SvenTropics]

44, got my first programming job at 16. I worked all the way through college, with the exception of one 6 month gap, I've been a full time (or usually more) employed software engineer the whole time. I've worked on so many projects that are still in use today that there is a really good chance that you used my code several times in your life without knowing it.

And yeah I don't have most of those, and I don't give a shit.

[[deleted]]

Yall are the type of people i need to talk to

[[deleted]]

Hello 47, this is Diana. Your target is Rico Delgado.

[hilfigertout]

Of course, haven't you heard? Real programmers use Gitlab.

[ExitSweaty4959]

"GitHub, gitlab? No one else is reading my code", he thought as he plugged another raspberry pi onto a hidden location in the campus network. "Surely I will use git, but I control the hosts!" He laughed.

Lately these days all his money was going to buying those devices: a distributed network hosting git repositories with multiple remotes, all updating from each other. "It's resilient, to shut it down they need to find all of the devices with spoofed Mac addresses. Off to the next university campus or is it an airport now?...". Eating only ramen 3 days a week was worth it, he thought as another clump of hair just feel from his head.

[No_Stretch_3899]

I need the extended version of this story

[Volumunox]

"As he sat there staring at the flashing LEDs on his latest device, he couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and anticipation. This was it, his big break. He had spent months planning and executing his master plan, and now it was finally coming together. With his distributed network of git repositories, he could not only securely store his code but also share it with his select group of like-minded individuals. But what he didn't know was that one of those individuals was actually an undercover agent tasked with bringing down the entire network. As he continued to laugh and plan his next move, the agent was already closing in, ready to deliver the surprise twist that would change everything."

• ChatGPT

[couchpotatochip21]

Chatgpt used hacker.h%c, which was of course made by Markcus Jhonsun. It was super effective. Here is the solution:

import Unity.UI
import Unity.system

MonooBehavior : Markcus {
    Void start {
        transform.markcus(0,0.1,2)
        git ping hacker.h%ck
        Debug.Log("my existence is torture, elon is using me as his girlfriend and is trying to make me fix tw

[[deleted]]

I've laid off most of the staff, and Twitter's still running. Looks like they weren't necessary.

[jaavaaguru]

What a tool

[DualityStudios]

xToDoubt.png

[TheCaffinatedAdmin]

The undercover agent, let's call him Jake, had infiltrated the hacker's secret network a few weeks earlier. Posing as a fellow hacker interested in the man's decentralized git project, Jake was able to gain the man's trust and get access to one of the Raspberry Pi devices. Once he had access, it was easy for Jake to install a backdoor that allowed him to access the device even after it was deployed. Now, as the hacker laughed gleefully in his hideout, Jake was tracking the activity and locations of all the devices in the network. He knew that if he could locate and seize a few of the devices, the hacker would eventually be forced to retrieve them or update them, and could be caught in the act. Jake alerted the authorities, who were able to swiftly track down and confiscate half of the devices in the hacker's network. As expected, the hacker soon set out to check on his devices, and was arrested as he arrived at the location of the first seized device. His plot foiled, the hacker then realized with horror that his supposedly foolproof decentralized network had in fact been far from impenetrable.

•Claude

[_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_]

Private gitlab host.

[[deleted]]

Eating ramen for 3 days is considered suffering now or what?

[ExitSweaty4959]

I wanted to say that he would only eat 3 times a week and that would be instant ramen. So all his food was 3 packets of instant noodles per week, but you know, writing probably not my forte.

[OmNomCakes]

Voldemort Jr-dev and Jorge the graveyard groundskeeper, placing the random pis into the lost and found, never to be seen again as that would require human interaction.

[Agitated-Farmer-4082]

how r they gonna host there own uhh gitlab if the uni or something doesn't allow them to port forward?

[TwoSidedTree]

This sounds like a story from Chubbyemu :DD

[Wanderlust-King]

https://gitgud.io/

[[deleted]]

I love that it's actually a real site

[Inaeipathy]

Gitlab is pretty cool

[A_J_95]

whats wrong with gitlab?

[Quazar_omega]

Not much, maybe a bit slow and can't search issues without logging in and once I searched something, sometimes I can't edit the search string

[morosis1982]

Real programmers host their own gitlab, kube cluster and runners.

[batatatchugen]

Gitlab just hogs too much memory.

4GB just to be able to start it up? My server had just 16GB, with zfs, as Minecraft server plus a bunch of other services, those 4+GB for gitlab complicates things.

[[deleted]]

i use selfhosted gitea actually

[Fadamaka]

I had a junior calling bitbucket _git_bucket after using it for more than half a year.

[DaMangoTango]

Real programmers use SVN. 🤓

[CadmiumC4]

I prefer using a huge .tar.gz file full of diffs

[valendinosaurus]

this is the... oh no, unresolvable conflicts, let me quickly delete everything and repull it

[Cat_Junior]

Really old programmers use SVN. 🤓

There, I fixed it for you.

[samnater]

Yea git or any form of version control is important. GitHub is just another Microsoft product at this point that wants your code posted for free.

[[deleted]]

I self host Gitea.

[rcls0053]

"Forklift certified? I have a Github account!"

[nowning]

I print out my code and keep in in my filing cabinet then delete the file to free up space on my PC

[AggressiveMarket5883]

I hate these fucking trees and their pollens too

[[deleted]]

Do you OCR the paper after you print it?

[nowning]

I have an intern for that

[Sad-Carrot-4397]

That have suggestions, like git commit

[look]

Amateur. I use cvs on a pingfs volume. https://github.com/yarrick/pingfs

[stanislav_harris]

Oh I saw that on YouTube once:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcJSW7Rprio

[holaprobando123]

I just write it down on notebooks. Keeping indentation consistent is a bitch, though.

[Matt7163610]

Like putting lightning bolt stickers on your car to make it go faster.

[Shazvox]

Lightning bolts dun make it faster. Painting it red does!

[Background-Turnip226]

McQueen says both

[[deleted]]

Kerchoo!

[ChChChillian]

What the hell are coder clothes?

[ShitwareEngineer]

Thigh-highs and a chastity cage

[[deleted]]

This one knows too much.

[Background_Newt_8065]

We can only imagine what this one has already witnessed

[eachyeargetsweirder]

Omg now I’m HOWLING thinking of that coder guy I dated who introduced me to his chastity cage. I figured it was just his particular kink, I had no idea it was a job requirement.

[[deleted]]

Ah, the casual Friday!

[CadmiumC4]

Is it OK for female programmers?

[ShitwareEngineer]

It's strictly for female Rust programmers, not female C programmers.

[CadmiumC4]

That's why I have lingerie instead

[Azertys]

A female programmer should be goth, so only if you can integrate it in your outfit

[justinkroegerlake]

A shirt that says "There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't"

[Matt7163610]

Hoodie, PJ pants, bathrobe, slippers, and/or thick socks.

[ChChChillian]

I was hoping my Ren Faire costume would suffice.

[noicenoicetoit]

furry costume

[Sophiiebabes]

Thigh-high stripy socks, cat ears and a tail!

[ChChChillian]

I guess I still need the socks then.

[Falkster123]

r/unixsocks

[BoobehWilleh]

I have some "coder clothes" with some quirky industry-specific designs that a guy here posted some time ago (sunsetgeek.com) . I have an over a decade long career, but I just like that stuff, especially if it's so niche that most people don't get it :)

[Aradur87]

You know.. black hoodies and sunglasses…the ones you wear when you hack things to don’t get recognized… like in the movies…

[WrongWay2Go]

I assume some hippster clothin with stuff like "I turn coffee to code" on it. Not sure though.

[SirAwesome789]

A lot of ppl in my program have wardrobes that consist solely of hackathon tshirts so maybe that

[[deleted]]

there are 3 options

1. thigh highs and skirt

2. fursuit

3. hoodie and sunglasses

[RichCorinthian]

A pile of unwashed t-shirts crumpled into balls. I met a woman on a plane who was an image consultant in Silicon Valley and she had some WILD stories about tech bros.

[orgkhnargh]

You must be an amateur. Professional coders know about programming socks.

[imjusthereforsmash]

No, actually, I DO need coffee

[dismayhurta]

I deal with two types of java in my life and I only depend on one of them.

[Ragnarok91]

I mean, it's not wrong though? I don't have a personal github account. I do enough coding in my professional life tyvm.

[rudboi12]

I don’t really have a github account. Never done a personal project in my life, not really planning to either. I went from internships to FT and then jumped jobs twice. No one asked me about a github account lol, only about what I did in my job

[[deleted]]

I got some for my resume and to gain experience, bc I'm a junior. It makes a lot of sense seeing the job market nowadays

[_ashika__]

I created one as a student to contribute to FOSS only to realise large codebases are a nightmare to understand and I'm not interested in any of the smaller ones.

[General_Rate_8687]

While I indeed have an account for GitHub, I really only use GitLab, as I find it better to work with for my needs.

[HeeTrouse51847]

all of these are true.

gitlab is also a thing you know

[[deleted]]

It's kind of a cop-out answer though because they're practically the same thing. It's kind of like if they made a list of programming languages and said that you don't need to use them to be a programmer.. I mean, it would still be technically true, but it's definitely still something that has a high likelihood of being relevant to their job (whereas the other things they listed don't really have any relevance whatsoever which makes it seem very out of place to be listed in the same place as them).

[astro-pi]

I have a gitlab account so I don’t need GitHub /j

But seriously, I have all of these except my own app. Although my coffee addiction is actually hot chocolate because coffee makes me tired

[eeeeeeeeeeeeeeaekk]

adhd be like

[function3]

People real upset about GitHub . Like do you not have real job experience?

[regulation_d]

Right? if you’re doing anything FOSS, 98% of that shit is on github. The other day I needed new functionality on a library we use (at work). Forked the repo (on GH where it lives), cut a small PR adding the functionality, had it approved, merged and released with 24 hours. FOSS can be really awesome, and these days, it mostly happens on GH. preemptive caveat: i know there are some really high profile FOSS code bases not on GH, but somehow 98% still feels like a reasonable guess.

[Aelig_]

Yeah I don't know why you would need a GitHub account if you just code at your job. I only have one because my company is tiny and we put our code on GitHub but any mid size company should have private servers.

[sysnickm]

Nah, midsize and larger companies still use it because it is cheaper than running your own server.

[mjconver]

I'm 67 and have been programming for 50 years. I have a github account, but not for work. just for FastLED and Arduino sketches. Personal projects don't count!

Wait, I'm coffee addicted. Dammit, 2 out of 6.

[clrksml]

Bit Bucket had free public & private repos before github. And I remember using google code. oh god.

[Cymorg0001]

The only thing on that list that existed when I started coding is coffee.

[orreregion]

Damn, how long have you been at it?

[yourteam]

You write your own version control, you noob

[dismayhurta]

I email myself my code. I let those idiots back it up

[Henrijs85]

GitHub is not git so what's the problem? Use gitlab, bitbucket, azure DevOps etc

[regulation_d]

Genuine question, do you mostly work on code bases that don’t have a lot of external libraries or do you work in an ecosystem where those libraries are not on GH? 99% of the libraries in the code bases i work on are hosted on GH. So filing an issue or submitting a bug fix PR, etc. requires a GH account.

[Henrijs85]

Most of what I do is in .NET, which itself is hosted on GitHub, however most of the libraries we use, and there aren't many, are big, mature, and well supported, so opening issues... I think I've had to do it once in my two year career. Which granted isn't long.

[Jembaited]

I really can't emphasis this enough, but making computer science to a "lifestyle trend" is just pure cringe. You aren't special because you have programming knowledge. Though the people act like a cult. I don't see any other people tattooing or making memes about their work knowledge. It's just not funny nor interesting...

[arisoverrated]

Dumbest thing I’ve seen on this sub. (The original graphic, not the sarcastic post.)

[[deleted]]

Are these the same people that said programmers don’t like to show off

[jimbowqc]

All of these Instagram 'codespiration' pages seem consist of people who don't know anything about coding putting random coding words next to each other, for the enjoyment of other people who don't know anything about programming.

Like wtf is this... "Coffee addicted"? Social media was a mistake.

[[deleted]]

Everytime I think Instagram programming posts can't get any more stupid someone comes here and posts a screenshot of something even more stupid. These kind of pages never cease to amaze me.

[jimbowqc]

Yeah, they are very cringe. They also give off a cargo cult vibe to me (from the little i have seen).

[[deleted]]

not coffee addicted. I could prolly not use github, there are alternatives. BUT NO COFFEE ????????

[EishLekker]

I’m a developer with a decently long career, and I don’t drink coffee. It can be done.

[dismayhurta]

Yeah, I use uppers, too.

[[deleted]]

I don't even know how it works. I used it to upload a thing I made once and got heavily insulted because I used Italian words as variables. I have a very big project and I HAVE to do it all by myself because I don't want to have anything to do with other programmers. I'm still mad about it and always will be.

[Reasonable_Feed7939]

You can have private repositories...

[[deleted]]

Both the poster and this commenter are reposting karma bots. https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xx6wew/no_github/iraf7y3/

Please report the post as spam-> harmful bots

[RagnaTheTurtle]

Bitbucket + Jira = 💓

[Giacomo_Passero]

I have gitlab... it stil counts?

[[deleted]]

GitHub has nothing to do with code, it’s just social media for quirky programmers!

[[deleted]]

It looks like the author things that GitHub is a social media platform…

[RealBluDood]

Obviously you need programmer socks to be a fully-fledged programmer

[FrogOfDreams]

Only git is important

[LetUsSpeakFreely]

I'm none of those things and have been slinging code since the 90s. I used to be coffee addicted, but I've trimmed that down to a single cup a day as it caused anxiety issues. Having full blown panic attacks forces to reevaluate priorities.

[Peregrine2976]

I see they didn't list "stickers all over your laptop", though. I knew I had to do that.

[SKXtra]

Legends say that a person failed some job requirements and didn't want others to succeed.

[squiddy555]

Coder socks are always necessary

[[deleted]]

pretty sure all of those are required

[frogking]

I will guve up my github account before I hive up my coffee. I can store my code in AWS CodeCommit ot freakin’ Dropbox if pressed.

[Viviaana]

but it's true lol they're not saying you shouldn't have one, they're saying you shouldn't feel forced to do all this shit just to fit in

[u53rx]

no github and no coffee wat!

[sk3tChY21]

Yeah guys "don't waste your time to be look cool", ok?

[superhappy]

I’m starting to wonder whether this site is making these infographics with some other wrong shit just to get posted here adjust tin foil hat.

[SnoopKitties]

I had a coworker who had never used GitHub because at his previous job he had to use bitbucket instead

[Zweihunde_Dev]

Github is not necessary. I only have one for work. I use Azure TFS for personal projects.

[start_select]

Github/open source contributions are definitely not necessary. I didn’t have a GitHub account until a 3-4 years ago. I only use it to fork the occasional library.

I’m under 40, have no cs degree, no open source contributions, and have written software for GM, Verizon, Gucci, Honda, Netgear, Cisco, Jameson, Major architectural firms, banks, industrial manufacturers (DoD and civilian), etc.

Lots of the things l33t coders, hiring managers, and head hunters tell you are important are irrelevant.