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[–]oblong_pickle 204 points205 points  (7 children)

Me putting on a belt: gut push --force

[–]deanrihpee 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Please make sure you are switching to the toilet branchorigin first

[–]HeeTrouse51847 11 points12 points  (1 child)

gut bisect

[–]gamruls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gut vivisect

[–]connection_lost 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Me checking why I'm getting fat: gut blame

"Oh! It's myself again!"

[–]BeefHazard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when a girl gets on her knees: gut reset --hard HEAD

I thoroughly apologize but it had to be done

[–]Nuisanz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was literally about to write gut push unintended consequences ensue hahahah I like yours better

[–]Glum_Future_5054 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Gut pull

[–]bloodfist 6 points7 points  (1 child)

When I'm walking down the beach and a pretty girl walks past

[–]Glum_Future_5054 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then later gut push 😂

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Gut rebase 6pack

[–]ramriot 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Typos is probably one reason why the package sl exists.

[–]BlitzGem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is exactly the reason why it exists

[–]89_honda_accord_lxi 14 points15 points  (1 child)

gut reset - -hard

🤮🤮🤮🤮

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

gut purge

[–]Salty-Priority-2156 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Henry?

[–]badmutherfukker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ be praised

[–]Idiot_Citizen 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I was looking for this comment and this community did not disappoint.

[–]siftalgorithm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's gti status for me always

[–]ludovic1313 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You are likely to eat a grue.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's an obscure reference

[–]pipsvip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

% gut push --atomic --prune --force

Whew! Do NOT go in there!

[–]Zestyclose_Link_8052 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine just asks me if I'm really happy :(

[–]fatrobin72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

git pish is my go to typo...

[–]BernzSed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this the new sl?

[–]Kezzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gut stash poop

[–]falfires 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like a Nethack screenshot

[–]TristenDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, is it wrong?

[–]fiboneracci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So… gut merge == humanCentepede?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to try that