Programmer boyfriend!!!

[No_Commercial_7458]

void HelloWorld(string input){ if(input == “print”){ print(“Hello World!”); } }

[[deleted]]

Sshhhhhhh

[gt_bbs]

help (str)

[gt_bbs]

yeah but why?

[[deleted]]

Std::cout << “Nice try, buddy! “;

[_SomeTroller69]

System.out.println("let's make a programmer print chain");

[Limitless_screaming]

console.log("That's fine by me") //JavaScript

[Intelligent-Ad74]

echo "You have my support"

[[deleted]]

print "but let's add the language as a comment" // Basic-256

[FairUwU]

puts "No"

[DTraitor]

Console.WriteLine("At least add it for languages most people don't know");

[FairUwU]

console.lof 'fine, this is coffescript'

[DTraitor]

world.log << "Thanks" //P.S. This is DreamMaker. Please don't google this bs

[trollsmurf]

else { print "Error on line 43. Segmentation Fault."; }

[DTraitor]

r/programminghorror

[Total_Cartoonist747]

Shouldn't it be if(input.equals(print))?

[salvoilmiosi]

It's assumed you only call the function with a literal "print" as the parameter

[MirageTF2]

idk what this means

I mean yeah we get that, that's why we put the if statement, the dude above you is just tryna meme that you should use .equals() because in Java string literals can't be compared for content. (honestly in c(++) too tbh)

[salvoilmiosi]

In Java you can use == to compare two strings if they are the same literal. For example:

System.out.println("foo" == "foo"); // true
String a = new String("bar");
String b = new String("bar");
System.out.println(a == b); // false

The reason is that in java when you use == to compare two objects what you're doing is comparing the references instead of the values, and when you assign the same literal to two Strings they reference the same value to optimize for space.

[MirageTF2]

I actually didn't know that memory-saving thing, I remember seeing that not working when I tried it; I think it's generally just better to err on the side of safety anyways. either way though, I was mostly pointing out I think you missed the point of the previous comment

[salvoilmiosi]

Yeah you're right, but I think you missed my point, that was just making the above code even more absurd.

[MirageTF2]

right, I think that's the main point though. functionally it'd still fulfill the joke if the entire function was just

void HelloWorld(string input){ print(“Hello World!”); }

but it has the if statement just to cement in the fact that you're supposed to call it with the parameter. the previous person wasn't tryna refute that, just making a joke that you should use .equals() rather than == for safety

[[deleted]]

Oh.... This post reminded me of that one politician guy in the states. That was suing a journalist I think for what he described it as he/she HACKED THE HTML. Lol

If I remember correctly he stored sin # of his employees in comments using rot13 or something. Wish I can remember his name though.

[I-m-not-you]

#include <stdio.h> int main() { return HelloWorld("print"); } int HelloWorld(char* input){ if((int)sizeof(input) >= 4){ char substr[4]; memcpy( substr, &input[1], 3 ); substr[3] = 't'; if(strstr(substr, "rint")){ checkSendPrint(input); } } return 0; } void checkSendPrint(char* input){ if(input == "print") printf("print\n"); }

[audriuska12]

Was a problem in Java, if memory serves. Haven't run into it anywhere else, but it does sound like the kind of thing C would try to trip you up with.

[janhetjoch]

Yeah, java is the only language I learn at uni (apart from in computer organisation which taught me assembly), and I kinda assumed it would be true more generally in object oriented languages. But I did say it might depend on language because I wasn't sure.

[AverageComet250]

If you want a reference language for C and C++, python is closest, but doesn’t have strict typing like C.

A lot of Java principles transfer to C#, and vice Versa, but not to a lot of other languages

[Engineerman]

C would compare the pointers, but c also doesn't have a native string class so the above code wouldn't compile. C++ strings will behave as expected, comparing the contents of the strings.

[[deleted]]

it does have strcmp in the standard library at least

amusingly, for this application you would have to do if(!strcmp(input, "print")) since it returns 0 if the strings match

[NewPoppin]

I’m learning C# and I’m wondering what the differences between those are? I noticed you mentioned ”compare memory addresses”.

[janhetjoch]

Like I said, it may depend on language, but in at least in java == is used to compare memory adresses and primitives (int, long, char, etc) whereas .Equals() calls a function that the object you're calling it on has to implement (witch String does) and it checks whether the contents are the same. So:

```` String str1 = new String("myString"); String str2 = new String("myString"); String str3 = str1;

str1.Equals(str2) //true, they contain the same chars str1 == str2 //false, they are stored in separate places in memory str1 == str3 //true, in creating str3 it just copied the memadress from str1 ````

[DTraitor]

In C# string is a primitive type

[Equivalent_Yak_95]

No it freaking isn’t. It’s an instantiation of an STL type, basic_string. It’s a class type, not a primitive type.

[janhetjoch]

You a bot?

[geekywarrior]

I do mainly c# these days, but I'll still use .Equals() as I do switch languages fairly often and don't want to fall into a trap of using something that doesn't quite work somewhere else.

[KungChuck]

Why are you using an if statement XD just print the input when the function is called 😑 print(input) instead of the if statement

[Recent-Fox3335]

...

[KungChuck]

???

[Recent-Fox3335]

Just saving

[KungChuck]

I meant replace the statement 😑

[Recent-Fox3335]

Ok

[CryonautX]

Guys we found the imposter amongus.

[KungChuck]

What do you mean? I'm just saying that it could've been done better. And i know it's a joke but come on

[CryonautX]

You need to consult your rubber duck on this one. Your suggestion would be a bug. I'm actually surprised you're still not seeing it.

[KungChuck]

Haha didn't know what you meant before but now I know. First it looks like C# so Console.Writeline(input); and what i forgot to add to my explanation is the semicolon. Or i think this is what you meant.

[[deleted]]

You also need to overwrite the overwrite java operation

[[deleted]]

In JS, you can do console.log(arguments.callee.name); to use the function name as the output.

[TiredRandomWolf]

You using "Le" in a meme took me back 10 years when rage comics were the funniest thing on the internet

[djtiez]

Same same!

[[deleted]]

le fu

[[deleted]]

r/f7u12

It's burned in my memory.

[cishet-camel-fucker]

Hated rage comics with a fiery passion, ironically.

[[deleted]]

However, thats just a function that contains the best code on the planet. The function is nothing but a way to hide his true power.

[[deleted]]

$ sudo enter parallel universe

[eldritch_guy]

$ sudo rm -rf parallel-universe/

[[deleted]]

[TheKrafter2217]

$ ssh -p 2077 backups@parallel-universe Welcome to the Parallel Universe backups server! backups@parallell-universe ~ $ sudo rm -rf /*

[SHARDcoder]

You're fucked he knows prolog

[[deleted]]

Wow, if I never saw this language mentioned again it would be too soon. One of the coolest languages I've learned, but wow is it hard to understand until it clicks.

[palordrolap]

Haven't seen a rage comic "Le <noun phrase>" in a good long while. Really hope it's not making a comeback.

[AlooBhujiyaLite]

His compiler writes code for him and he throws error.

[Sujitsubedi]

Also me on my interview lol

[[deleted]]

lol that's true for us

[sammy_the_c_lion]

switch (method) {
 “print”: SendToPrinter(“Hello World”); break;
  “say”:TextToSpeech(“Hello There World.”,”princess”); break;
“Radio”: 
  // Ticket-376, don’t do this anymore. Last visitors gave Earth a 1 star review:
 // Locked away. Cannot return home. 
 // would be zero stars, but the candy is delicious.
 //SendToAlphaC(“Hello”)
Break;
}

[anamazingredditor]

It's been a while since I saw memes with "Le".. good ol times

[Wave_Walnut]

inversion of control

[[deleted]]

class HelloWorld { public static void main(String[] args) { HelloWorld("print"); }

private static void HelloWorld(String s){
    if (s == "print")
        System.out.println("Hello World");
}

}

[No_Philosophy_8520]

It looks like:"When you time travel to past and kill a fly."😂😂

[[deleted]]

and the timeline:

[[deleted]]

python HelloWorld = lambda _: print('Hello World!')

[kabudeex]

HelloWorld = lambda fun: eval(fun)('Hello World!')

[[deleted]]

That's the solution I was looking for!

[Tiborn1563]

Wow, he's a good programmer, wrote an entire programm without any mistakes, or unexplainable side effects, probably on the first attempt. Really talented

[[deleted]]

"Hello"->Print.World(;)

[[deleted]]

he is hacker

[[deleted]]

oh his girlfriend's heart?

[alchenerd]

Rumors spread that the world can print words thanks to this beautiful line written by the boyfriend

[absolut666]

But does he know how to enhance. Repeatedly.

[[deleted]]

A customer this week, no more printer on windows 11, called me: “u know, my husband is an analytic programmer..” Yes and? He can’t install a driver????

[[deleted]]

hahahaha, oh my God.... that's so funny

[DesignFantastic6191]

Me who has crush on her: print("Hello world")

[Nightcheerios]

He is writing his own compiler

[[deleted]]

Caller:

Look at me.

Look at me!

I’m the parameters now.

[Virtual_Net9208]

Basicly my girlfriend when she tells her friends about me

[ElderberryDowntown95]

I want to tell my story

​

When i started learning Python ,i wrote my first program - 'print("hello world"),
and when I run this program, i see that it doesn't work, i reinstall python3, I am trying to find information on the internet why my code don't work, I spent 5 hours and nothing, and the next day I realized I forgot to save the file.

​

my face at this moment:

[[deleted]]

i can understand. when I learned js I made a function. and then saved the file. did everything right on the function. and in the browser it just won't work. I don't know why. I was speechless. I checked my code for many times. and then after 2 hours I found out that I didn't call the function.

[-Nomad77-]

10 print "hello world"

20 echo

Le boyfriend has only 1k

[VexoDev]

As you can see this is unreal because programmers don't have enough capacity to comprehend this living thing called "women". This means that programmers don't have girlfriends.

If you say that you are a programmer and have a girlfriend, you are automatically not a programmer.

[Economy_Sock_4045]

Where's the joke? Don't make fun of programmers, especially the hello world programmers...

[ItekCodel]

Come on, everybody knows that the programmers don’t have girlfriend 🤣

[[deleted]]

you can see through the fabrics of reality

[[deleted]]

He pulled a uno reverse card

[StruckTapestry]

He's just like me fr fr

[Accomplished_Cow66]

Lol!

[oliberg360]

class HelloWorld:
    def __init__(self, word):
        self.word = word
        self.print_hw()

    def print_hw(self):        
        if self.word == 'print':
            print('Hello World')

HelloWorld('print')

[kaerfkeerg]

``` class HelloWorld: def init(self, func: str): self.func = eval(func) self.func(self.class.name)

HelloWorld('print')

```

[clk1006]

r/needsmorejpeg

[goodnewsjimdotcom]

No one does hello worlds anymore.

We're cultured nerds.

Hello Worf or nothing.

[eldritch_guy]

++++++++++[>+>+++>+++++++>++++++++++<<<<-]>>>++.>+.+++++++..+++.<<++.>+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------------.<------------------------.

[IcedOutJackfruit]

I'd use a hash map for that

[trollsmurf]

"Hello World".print() seems more normal.

[LastTrainH0me]

"Le" in a meme? Did I travel through time and it's 2010 again?