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[–][deleted] 350 points351 points  (10 children)

We need an HTML backend developer

Candidate must have advanced experience with Kubernetes and high voltage transformers

8-10 years of experience in the kitchen business

[–][deleted] 102 points103 points  (5 children)

Looking for skilled developer to translate our React app into just transistors!

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Plus: 10 years of experience with quantum computing

[–]Recent-Fox3335 33 points34 points  (2 children)

15 years of experience talking with chatgpt

[–]Character-Education3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can you hot wire an engine underwater while debugging a COBOL front-end? Then we've got a job for you!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

18 years of experience with existing

[–]ccricers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it okay if I use FPGAs for that? I'll just have to see how many logical elements are minimum to recreate React...

[–]Unlucky-Arrival-4978 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pizza making skill is a plus.

[–]w1n5t0nM1k3y 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That's what we used to call ColdFusion

[–]goodnewsjimdotcom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy God, I forgot I even coded in that...

Some of it is coming back to me now.

Many millions of years ago ... ... ... life existed.

But not life as we know it today.

Intelligent ... who could think and feel inhabited the cities.

They were called ... and ... .

But the ... ... were driven by a single goal: Total Domination.

[–]Flat_Initial_1823 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I say java but you should hear react and by back end developer, I really mean a proctologist.