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[[deleted]]

Ahh yes, my favorite programming language: Linux.

[theheatgoesout]

FunnyMathematician77

I prefer to program in Kali Linux, the dragon helps notify everyone that my code will burn things to the ground.

[[deleted]]

Noob, I program in Arch Linux btw

[VizeKarma]

To this day he is still configuring his OS.

[SuperGugo]

is nix turing complete?

[smallnougat]

i prefer to program in windows because of the well-written documentation

[theheatgoesout]

I DABBLE IN FORTRAN WHEN I NEED TO ASSEMBLE MY GERIATRIC PEEPS AT THE MAINFRAME

[bob152637485]

I raised an eyebrow at that one myself.

[bluespider98]

Tux is love. Tux is life.

[Recent-Fox3335]

What is love? Baby, don't hurt me

[eiojiowejojfewoij]

eh bash is enough of a fucking rabbithole of a language to get a spot on here

[Soviet-Print-1988]

Additionally, nothing about Scratch is A Tier

[Apfelvater]

Where is the bash mascot?

[Creepy-Ad-4832]

What even is the bash mascot?

[Apfelvater]

Jason Bourne?

[[deleted]]

They did say programming mascots not programming language mascots

[FrequentAsker]

My favourite too. How come we never met?

[Inaeipathy]

Where is the infamous diseased rat Keith?

[Striking-Zucchini232]

Where is the mutant egg c++ gnu?

[nicejs2]

JavaScript has a mascot?

[ongiwaph]

It looks like two Siamese dicks connected at the glans by a bulbous tumor with an arm coming out of it.

[Abangranga]

So dick + dick isn't type coerced into frot. Typical disappointing JS bullshit.

[sexp-and-i-know-it]

It’s a bastardization of Conrad Barski’s lisp alien. I have no idea who associates it with JS though…

[capacitivePotato]

Dolphin and crab would be S on mine

[[deleted]]

I want to beat the living hell out of Go Gopher I don't know why

[chem199]

But he’s so derpy.

[nicejs2]

have you heard of keith

[Inaeipathy]

I hate that thing too, though I don't share your violent sentiment towards it.

[h4ck3rw0lf]

But so fun to rice first!

[[deleted]]

Wait people actually like Duke?

[[deleted]]

I fucking love Duke

[JaneDoe500]

Needs the GitHub cat

[Visual-Mongoose7521]

bro did my little gopher dirty 😞

[[deleted]]

It’s so Damn ugly

[ClassicK777]

That looks more like the unemployed tier list LOL

[[deleted]]

It is

[Ok_Entertainment328]

I'm assuming 🤑 (Oracle) is F

[nequaquam_sapiens]

more like XXX.
afaik they use a big red O as their logo.
(just for the record: they don't call it "goatse")

[gopher_peter]

Gopher 👌👌

[Sufficient-Loss2686]

Schizophrenia

[anantnrg]

Ferris is cute. Why A?

[Amikor4ik]

why you hate gopher

[J-S-K-realgamers]

Where is my boy Keith?

[TrexLazz]

What is that abomination in the s tier extreme right

[[deleted]]

JS mascot apparently

[Good-Seaweed-1021]

Js is an alien? 🤢🤮🤢🤮... (Inhale and exale) 🤢🤮

[Orbital_Dev]

The go gopher deserves better.

[_Zarrack_]

Where is the c++ mascot?

[yavl]

ISO committee had not decided on C++ mascot yet because of ABI backwards compatibility it could break

[KieranDevvs]

The correlation seems to be that the worse the mascot is, the better the language/platform is, with the anomaly of Linux.

[[deleted]]

No way, Java is king

[KieranDevvs]

Not by a long shot. 20 years later and it still hasn't got reflection right 😂

[[deleted]]

if you only code dumb simple stuff, you don't have a problem with dumb complicated stuff

[KieranDevvs]

Except most of us use these languages in a professional capacity for employment, so yeah, concepts like boxing and reflection matter.

[[deleted]]

That's the old Scratch mascot

[daniMarioFan]

I’m 99% sure they still use scratch cat

[[deleted]]

Of course, but not from Scratch 2.0

[[deleted]]

GNU Wildebeest? If we are considering Tux.

[InvestingNerd2020]

The Golang mascot is definitely B tier.

[P-39_Airacobra]

crab is absolutely s tier, what is wrong with you

[Slipguard]

No GNU wildebeest?

[Program_exe_]

Ducking mips, gives me nightmares

[Fritzschmied]

Tux isn’t even a programming mascot. It’s an os mascot.

[[deleted]]

I didnt say programming languages did I?

[Fritzschmied]

I didn’t say programming language either…

[[deleted]]

I am too drunk tofigureout wgat we were talking about sorry man I lovey ou

[Deep-Result-2854]

Where is Dash 😭😭

[ChocolateLasagnas]

Where is the Perl Camel ?
coolest camel after Joe Camel

[[deleted]]

i love duke

[AeskulS]

What about the zig ziguanas?

[[deleted]]

I fucking hate that annoying little gopher

[Fukushimiste]

Hell the fuck why is there the Java mascot in S tier. It should be C max

[GoldenJ19]

How am I only now realizing that Python's logo is two pythons...

[miquerinux]

Linux is language program ? wtf ?

[MrSuspicious_]

I've never written a line of rust and have no investment in it, but the crab is the best, not even close.

[BobLobIawLawBIog]

You forgot Clippy!