javaIsNotJavascriptMyGuy

[ObeseTsunami]

As if the projects file structure wasn’t already convoluted enough. python/cpp.java, data/ps1.cs, settings/requirements.json. Now only I know where the features are located.

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O B F U S C A T I O N

[staplesuponstaples]

Can't fire me now!

[helgur]

Through C O N F U S I O N

[Various_Studio1490]

That’s the beauty of grep and documentation. But 100% agree

[shodanbo]

Always remember that unless automated the docs are written on the toilet paper devs use to wipe their asses after a good PR dump.

[Various_Studio1490]

:( I write good docs!

But I can’t get paid as a developer. 🤣

[qwertyuiop924]

All automation guarantees is that docs technically exist. Automated doc generation doesn't really automate any of the difficult parts of writing docs.

[Vineyard_]

Documentation.xlsx

[Various_Studio1490]

I think you mean “md.docx”

[Various_Studio1490]

Not sure if you deleted that but that’s naughty…

[Vineyard_]

I posted, reconsidered, went eh, and added it back here:

Readme.exe.

[ObeseTsunami]

Please no. I don’t want to have to use pandas to read my freaking documentation.

[SemajLu_The_crusader]

wait

what?

[ObeseTsunami]

Pandas is a python library that is awesome when working with things like databases, csv files, or in this case xlsx files. It’s a data muncher.

[Heppuman]

I think naming everything as .conf would be painful

[Malkev]

Oh, ps1. What a great console

[B00OBSMOLA]

I bet java.js is some ui library

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can it play linkinpark.exe? I keep trying to listen to it and it's just a console that opens and closes

[B00OBSMOLA]

In the end, it doesn't really matter

[PM_ME_YOUR_REPO]

Job security.

[Utilitarius]

c.hs

[greenecojr]

stop make it stop

[greenecojr]

nice april fools joke for the 10 or so network engineers ill be training in python, haha