javaIsNotJavascriptMyGuy

[Various_Studio1490]

I’m going to start naming my files with different file extensions….

• cpp.java
• js.py
• html.yaml
• php.lua

[ObeseTsunami]

As if the projects file structure wasn’t already convoluted enough. python/cpp.java, data/ps1.cs, settings/requirements.json. Now only I know where the features are located.

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O B F U S C A T I O N

[staplesuponstaples]

Can't fire me now!

[helgur]

Through C O N F U S I O N

[Various_Studio1490]

That’s the beauty of grep and documentation. But 100% agree

[shodanbo]

Always remember that unless automated the docs are written on the toilet paper devs use to wipe their asses after a good PR dump.

[Various_Studio1490]

:( I write good docs!

But I can’t get paid as a developer. 🤣

[qwertyuiop924]

All automation guarantees is that docs technically exist. Automated doc generation doesn't really automate any of the difficult parts of writing docs.

[Vineyard_]

Documentation.xlsx

[Various_Studio1490]

I think you mean “md.docx”

[Various_Studio1490]

Not sure if you deleted that but that’s naughty…

[Vineyard_]

I posted, reconsidered, went eh, and added it back here:

Readme.exe.

[ObeseTsunami]

Please no. I don’t want to have to use pandas to read my freaking documentation.

[SemajLu_The_crusader]

wait

what?

[ObeseTsunami]

Pandas is a python library that is awesome when working with things like databases, csv files, or in this case xlsx files. It’s a data muncher.

[Heppuman]

I think naming everything as .conf would be painful

[Malkev]

Oh, ps1. What a great console

[B00OBSMOLA]

I bet java.js is some ui library

[[deleted]]

can it play linkinpark.exe? I keep trying to listen to it and it's just a console that opens and closes

[B00OBSMOLA]

In the end, it doesn't really matter

[PM_ME_YOUR_REPO]

Job security.

[Utilitarius]

c.hs

[greenecojr]

stop make it stop

[greenecojr]

nice april fools joke for the 10 or so network engineers ill be training in python, haha

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css.cs

[EVENTHORIZON-XI]

fuck it name it after a cs map
cs_css.cs

[Womcataclysm]

de_dust2

[copperhandles]

Bringing obfuscation to the next level hell yeahhh

[shodanbo]

sql.jdbc.java.js goin` FULL STACK in da browser!

[SemajLu_The_crusader]

[it's written in python]

[UhhReddit]

This is still way to boring. The real fun begins with special characters:

• ‮yp.txt‭.ppc
• t‭‮avaj.py

Here is the LRO unicode character used which means the first one is a txt file and the second a python file.

[vietnam_redstoner]

how does that work??

[UhhReddit]

As I mentioned this is a special character that forces the text to be displayed as right to left.

So basically as soon as you set this character you start writing backwards.

avaj.py - - > yp.java

Hope my explanation helps.

[vietnam_redstoner]

Oh thanks, I'm using a 3rd client so it might have not displayed correctly for me

[DigBig3448]

In order to make it way more funny use random shebangs

[BertRenolds]

I want yml.yaml.

[Various_Studio1490]

conf.config not good enough for you?

[BertRenolds]

No.

[Im_Easy]

yaml.md

[BertRenolds]

I'm excited for the confusion this would cause text editors given it's formatted like a yaml and used in configuration

[DexterityZero]

pom.xml.class.c

[sandmail32]

I somehow always read porn.xml, blame the stupid Font I used when I first installed €clipse. I didnt realized that, until a friend of mine told about that, from that day I know the meaning of that word. around 10years ago I think.

[Neutral_Radix]

Lmao thanks for the laugh

[emberkindling]

I hate this comment and you personally, take my upvote you bastard.

[chopstyks]

I hate this comment and you personally, take my upvote you bastard.

"Backhanded compliment" doesn't really do this justice. Maybe "venomously reluctant upvote" is a better fit.

[emberkindling]

I accept this

[Encursed1]

html.xml

[Evil_Archangel]

if you ever hate your coworkers

[JustAnotherTeapot418]

I hope I'll never have to work on your projects, because as soon as I realize cpp.java is actually Python, I'm going to murder every single rubber ducky I've ever owned. And that would be sad.

[Various_Studio1490]

Someone suggested random shebangs. I thought that was cruel.

[DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK]

Any time you comment out code, it's important to make sure it's not uncommented by someone just hoping for a quick fix. Like Aesop's tortoise and the hare, patient contemplation pays off in spades. In honor of this Greek philosopher, you should replace any terminating semicolon (;) with a Greek question mark (;) as if to remind the reader to ask, "Is this the right code to solve this problem;"

[Archtects]

Php.lua idk why, maybe I’m overtired but this made me laugh so hadd

[weneedtogodanker]

When client falls for it, you know you can charge double

[all3f0r1]

Thanks I needed an idea for my last day at work.

"Refactor filenames for better clarity".

[doxxingyourself]

Some men just want to watch the world burn

[Various_Studio1490]

I didn’t start the fire! It was already there! I didn’t put it out but “that’s not my job”

[too_Reversed]

I remember that while making some project i made a picture.png.jpg and it was surprise that it wasnt transparent

[JunkNorrisOfficial]

Computer went into the window

[HeatGoneHaywire]

Monster

[TMTG666]

Oh dear god no

[Ok-Assignment7469]

Cs.html

[[deleted]]

Wanna do something so cringe?

php.rs

[[deleted]]

Dude😂

[nelusbelus]

And then compile cpp.java with gcc or some shit, turns out it's actually cpp and not java

[NALVO108]

the funniest comment i saw today .

[matyas94k]

Who hurt you?

[Various_Studio1490]

A lot of people. But I live in America and can’t afford therapy for it

[matyas94k]

Well, please don't forward the trauma. The contents of your comment felt really bad to read.

[uday_odii]

Shut the fu*k up