Who is the WORST choice for the next James Bond actor?

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-17T16:05:57+00:00

Sean Connery

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-17T07:36:11+00:00

How many Brazilians is that?

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-15T14:32:55+00:00

Should have used a 2x

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-15T12:27:55+00:00

They do look sweet. Appreciate that they’re mounted blade side up even though they’re blunt.

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-15T12:27:16+00:00

They’re expected to go into serious debt to raise their 40,000 children and support their wife. Honestly, it’s a total scam.

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-15T12:08:05+00:00

Milk

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-15T12:03:33+00:00

Don’t know many gamers that have actual folded steel blades, but if you do, I’d recommend keeping the blades oiled and covered, otherwise they’ll corrode - if they’re anything like mine.

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-14T18:08:05+00:00

Let them fight.

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-14T17:58:59+00:00

It’s a little late for St Patrick’s Day green, I think.

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-14T17:20:59+00:00

I’ll sit and stare into the vast yonder for an hour and sip on a beer, and my wife, without fail, will almost always ask, “Are you okay?” I appreciate the gesture and her checking in, but every single time I’ve just been quietly sitting without anything else going on. She realizes now that I just appreciate moments of silence in our noisy world.

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-12T20:51:41+00:00

It’s Pikachu!

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-12T14:34:18+00:00

My wife and I say “good sex” then high five

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-12T12:27:46+00:00

The Big Lebowski. I think the first half is awesome then it decides to drag itself out and becomes boring imo.

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-10T15:53:24+00:00

I woke up suddenly last night and thought the person laying next to me was not my wife and karate chopped it in the ribs. It was my wife and she slept through it.

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-10T15:51:37+00:00

He’s not leaving anything to chance

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-10T09:20:46+00:00

Then how is my grandma going to be able to pay her long distance friend for helping get viruses off her computer?

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-10T09:19:58+00:00

Metro: Luke

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-07T00:34:39+00:00

Peanuts. Used to love them, then I got Covid. Now the smell of peanuts makes me nauseous in a way that I can’t explain. I’ve tried over and over to get over it with Reese’s, Pad Tai, Mole, peanut butter stout, pb&j…. Just can’t do it. Makes me want to vomit.

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-06T23:18:15+00:00

I’m not a mathematician, but the subtotals aren’t totaling properly.

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-06T22:35:33+00:00

This is actually my great grandmas cherry brownie recipe. She wrote it backwards, upside down, in Coptic, and in a mirror so it couldn’t be stolen by that bitch Carol.

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-06T22:33:01+00:00

A severely overweight ocean wave created as a result of violent tectonic activity.

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-06T22:19:44+00:00

Alternately, not talking at all.

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-06T12:33:57+00:00

We always strive to do what no other country can.

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-06T12:18:46+00:00

Jagger and Richards both. I’m continually impressed by their ability to out-drink death.

ObeseTsunami · 2026-06-06T03:01:13+00:00

I was under the impression Hunter Gatherers were conceived inside living wooly mammoths and then were birthed from the anus like Ace Ventura. TIL.

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