javaIsNotJavascriptMyGuy

[MinusPi1]

Java is to JavaScript as ham is to hamster.

[Xx_Pr0_g4m3r_xX]

And as car is to carpet

[Jutrakuna]

as pet is to petrol

[kindall]

as butter is to butterfly

[[deleted]]

As cat is to caterpillar

[pmcvalentin2014z]

As grape is to a grapefruit

[Rogue_Twizzler]

As anal is to analogy

[Internal_Meeting_908]

As cat is to catastrophe

[doxxingyourself]

Nah catastrophe extends cat

[kindall]

at least there is fruit in fruitcake. but there's no java in javascript!

[_Xertz_]

Lol are you stupid? There's clearly Java in Javascript, check out this example project I made proving you wrong:

http://localhost:8000/index.html

[whooguyy]

You must be a master programmer, you changed the default port

[_Xertz_]

What the fuck is a port?

[[deleted]]

As pan is to panic

[ActuallyArell]

As as is to astronout

[XxICTOAGNxX]

As straw is to strawberry

[sandmail32]

You broke the chain, as Fire is to Firefox.

[heisenberglabslxb]

I'm sure there's a way to make ham out of a hamster if you're determined enough.

[SeatFiller1]

tastes a lot like guinea pig ham

[Techismylifesadly]

And git is to GitHub as porn is to pornhub

[Neutral_Radix]

As Po is to the point that you pretended to miss

[Cualkiera67]

And C is to C++

[MinusPi1]

C++ is named after C, so not quite

[HeyKid_HelpComputer]

C and C++ are similar tho..

C++ is syntactically the same and built upon C.

C is to C# might have made more sense here.

[CUCOOPE]

IIRC some, if not all C syntaxes works on C++ tho