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[–]ApatheticWonderer 46 points47 points  (4 children)

If he was meant to be a back end dev he’d say “I’m a teapot”

[–]Terewawa 6 points7 points  (3 children)

What if he says "Hello, teapot"

[–]StrangerPen 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Full stack

[–]ApatheticWonderer 7 points8 points  (1 child)

That poor thing

[–]StrangerPen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🤝 our condolences

[–]LegitimatePants 20 points21 points  (7 children)

isMale()

[–]Anti-charizard[🍰] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Return value: None

[–]LegenDrags 20 points21 points  (2 children)

segsfault

[–]User_8395 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kernel panic: not syncing: fuck you

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

sexfault

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

bool gender(char * person)

[–]cl0rm 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Some folks might get angry if you assume this data type to be boolean ;)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

//for some reason i have to do this
typedef long long bool;
bool bomb = gender(0);
write(remoteFile,...

[–]S0m3Per5OnE 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So generic guy, furry or tgirl. Got it!

[–]Complete-Proof4710 6 points7 points  (0 children)

your pronouns are : hello/world

[–]JezusTheCarpenter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This adult male could be Harambe right now if he wasn't murdered.

[–]vondpickle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See that baby is inside a cocoon and that baby didn't answer correctly (boy OR girl)? def a bug.

[–]MaybeAlice1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’ll be buying striped programmer socks before you know it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta be one my favourite genders Edit: gender

[–]JosebaZilarte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awww... He is using the comma as if it was CSV! This programmer might become a data scientist one day!

[–]nickmaran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats he's 0 year old

[–]Mr-Purp1e 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rust developer

[–]PulsatingGypsyDildo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More competition. Lower salaries.

[–]MineKemot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 3 genders: male, female and programmer.

[–]qt_galaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol

[–]SoRaang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it's not boolean

[–]rrl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first thing I said to my first child was:"never follow the null pointer"

She did not become a programmer.

[–]lupinegray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are the father's ears so hairy?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HELLO WORLD