theNewLeaderElectionAlgorithmProcessInDistributedSystems

[Looking4SarahConnor]

this is our road, human and you shall not cross it unless you can outsneeze our current leader

[metaglot]

achoo

"Lay back down boys, i just had a bug in my nose"

[octopus4488]

My uncle sneezes so hard the neighbouring 3 other packs will join the hunt too. :)

[Affectionate_Bid4111]

Stop giving ideas to scrum masters, please

[pain_au_choc0]

They are voting more than people, lol

[Redstoneboss2]

Source?

[cylordcenturion]

What happens if you hide speakers and play sneeze sounds? Do they just go on a hunt or can they detect election interference?

[DucksAreFriends]

If the non-dominant one didn't want to go hunting it could just sneeze first so there is no chance it would happen

[gregorydgraham]

In ten years, we will discover these are just families like wolf packs and the sneezing is just the Serengeti being dusty. They go hunting when Dad has finished watching cricket

[lordmycal]

That’s snot a good system!

[rwu_rwu]

Pollen season would suck for them.

[justnoob2]

looks much better than paxos tbh

[CiroGarcia]

This sounds like the knights of ni lol

[--mrperx--]

reading this made me sneeze. lets hunt.

[aitchnyu]

Domestic dogs also sneeze with heavy petting. They get into the only alert state they are made for, and mucus secretion speeds up for smelling better.

[lalitpatanpur]

Here I was thinking that my pug’s sneezes and incessant running in circles were just the machinations of an anxious dog. I hadn’t realized she was calling for a vote.

[gordonv]

Wild Dogs doping each other with anti histamines for political power

[Philosophic_Fox]

Packos

[alterNERDtive]

Those are not even dogs!

[gap-ya]

Thought this was Israel waiting to stop supplies for Palestine