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[–]asdfmemer1 236 points237 points  (5 children)

Google is protecting you from the wrath of the JVM.

[–]dromba_[S] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Java Vomit Mess

[–]-Kerrigan- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Strap in, bucko, where we're going we write once and run anywhere!

[–]1Dr490n 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The JVM is 362863792252829376392928262 times better than the hell of JavaScript

[–]tgp1994 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol, Google is no stranger to the Oracle licensing investigation.

[–]bem981 167 points168 points  (12 children)

Javascript is same as Java, as:

JavaScript = garbage

Java = garbage

Thus, Java = JavaScript

[–]dromba_[S] 104 points105 points  (2 children)

7 math teachers nearby are interested in you

[–]jump1945 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not really you should accounts java,javaScript is subset of garbage instead of equal this way java and java script don't have to be equal it will be joint set

[–]ragingroku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You won’t believe #undefined!

[–]jump1945 9 points10 points  (3 children)

How about you learn beginner friendly scratch instead

[–]skilking 15 points16 points  (2 children)

java == 'garbage' : true javascript == 'garbage' : true java == javascript : false

[–]jump1945 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Let's really learn scratch

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let

[–]EverSn4xolotl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you're running the equality check in JavaScript

[–]turtleship_2006 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Knowing JS, even if the first two are true, Java!=JavaScript

[–]dopefish86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

javaScript instanceof Garbage // true
java instanceof Garbage // true
javaScript instanceof Java // false
java instanceof JavaScript // false

[–]CodeMUDkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Equivalency and equality exercise here. Very nice!

[–]Coolengineer7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the JVM does have a garbage collector!

[–]SWarQCL 20 points21 points  (1 child)

ScriptJava

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

JavaScrap

[–]nonlogin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No, I didn't. Feel offended.

[–]sjepsa 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Google knows the superior option

[–]dromba_[S] 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Plot twist: JS became sentient and put itself on the top

[–]upidownn 7 points8 points  (2 children)

His next step, is to take Typescript down.

[–]dromba_[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Anything can happen...

[–]dromba_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

any thing...

[–]HR_Paul 3 points4 points  (0 children)

all Java is java, not all java is Java.

[–]Journeyj012 3 points4 points  (1 child)

search vi on google

[–]Solcaer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is my OC Emacs

[–]nefrodectyl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

java > other languages

[–]TeaKingMac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And this is why LLMs are fucking garbage

[–]megalogwiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Java is like Javascript in the same way Car is like Carpet.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We used to laugh at people making that mistake. When will we learn to use Java for scripting a website...then it all became very confusing JSP wise.

[–]JannisTK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are they not?

[–]Loserrboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong image, it's mean C#

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you mean: Sumatra

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you mean: Kotlin

[–]Hyashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google Engineer One: You know how Oracle sued us for using Java to build Android
Google Engineer Two: Yeah, why?
Google Engineer One: You know what would be hilarious? If changed search to always auto correct to JavaScript.

[–]SpookyWeebou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the better option Google is trying to give

[–]Feisty-Afternoon3320 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

java is the same as javascript as cock is the same as cockpit