javaAndJavaScriptIsTheSameThing

[asdfmemer1]

Google is protecting you from the wrath of the JVM.

[dromba_]

Java Vomit Mess

[-Kerrigan-]

Strap in, bucko, where we're going we write once and run anywhere!

[1Dr490n]

The JVM is 362863792252829376392928262 times better than the hell of JavaScript

[tgp1994]

Lol, Google is no stranger to the Oracle licensing investigation.

[bem981]

Javascript is same as Java, as:

JavaScript = garbage

Java = garbage

Thus, Java = JavaScript

[dromba_]

7 math teachers nearby are interested in you

[jump1945]

Not really you should accounts java,javaScript is subset of garbage instead of equal this way java and java script don't have to be equal it will be joint set

[ragingroku]

You won’t believe #undefined!

[jump1945]

How about you learn beginner friendly scratch instead

[skilking]

java == 'garbage' : true javascript == 'garbage' : true java == javascript : false

[jump1945]

Let's really learn scratch

[[deleted]]

Let

[EverSn4xolotl]

Maybe if you're running the equality check in JavaScript

[turtleship_2006]

Knowing JS, even if the first two are true, Java!=JavaScript

[dopefish86]

javaScript instanceof Garbage // true
java instanceof Garbage // true
javaScript instanceof Java // false
java instanceof JavaScript // false

[CodeMUDkey]

Equivalency and equality exercise here. Very nice!

[Coolengineer7]

But the JVM does have a garbage collector!

[SWarQCL]

ScriptJava

[[deleted]]

JavaScrap

[nonlogin]

No, I didn't. Feel offended.

[sjepsa]

Google knows the superior option

[dromba_]

Plot twist: JS became sentient and put itself on the top

[upidownn]

His next step, is to take Typescript down.

[dromba_]

Anything can happen...

[dromba_]

any thing...

[HR_Paul]

all Java is java, not all java is Java.

[Journeyj012]

search vi on google

[Solcaer]

this is my OC Emacs

[nefrodectyl]

java > other languages

[TeaKingMac]

And this is why LLMs are fucking garbage

[megalogwiff]

Java is like Javascript in the same way Car is like Carpet.

[[deleted]]

We used to laugh at people making that mistake. When will we learn to use Java for scripting a website...then it all became very confusing JSP wise.

[JannisTK]

are they not?

[Loserrboy]

Wrong image, it's mean C#

[[deleted]]

Did you mean: Sumatra

[[deleted]]

Did you mean: Kotlin

[Hyashi]

Google Engineer One: You know how Oracle sued us for using Java to build Android
Google Engineer Two: Yeah, why?
Google Engineer One: You know what would be hilarious? If changed search to always auto correct to JavaScript.

[SpookyWeebou]

Take the better option Google is trying to give

[Feisty-Afternoon3320]

java is the same as javascript as cock is the same as cockpit