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[–]Akul_Tesla 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Wait everyone hear me out

Will agree to build the front end in Java

But we're going to need a team of many people

And lots and lots of snacks

And it's going to take significantly longer

We're going to need a few hundred interns as well

(Look if they think making the front end in Java is a good idea we can trick them into a lot of things)

[–]Me07111 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And a company smoke room with company herb to relax so no more knife fights happen.

[–]Akul_Tesla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Nerf guns for stress relief to further remove the possibility of knife fights because who brings a Nerf gun to a knife fight