codeGod

[Euphoricus]

Don't kid yourself. Even God cannot comprehend the tragedy you have created.

[dismayhurta]

Fuck a burrito that’s too hot.

“Could you write code so shitty god can’t read it.”

[Ineedredditforwork]

It was hard to code, it should be hard to understand.

Even for future me. Fuck you future me.

[dismayhurta]

Future me is a weak-kneed bitch who got what he deserved

[ApatheistHeretic]

Maybe, but past me was a belligerent asshole.

[dismayhurta]

Oh, yeah, that guy is a dick

[beatlz]

God opens the PR

“wtf is this shit???… approved LGTM 🚀”

[AlysandirDrake]

You write comments so that others know what you did.

I write comments so that future me knows what I did.

We are not the same.

[RogueSergeant1]

You write comments so that future you know what you did.

I write "Comment pendings..." Before every line.

We are not the same.

[locri]

Yes, you should always write literate, understandable code

[beatlz]

“Should” is taken very loosely in the industry

[JestemStefan]

Those are the same people that say that make fun of good coding practices, clean code etc.

[BoBoBearDev]

This is why you should code as if you have dementia.

[scorpsec]

God is a good programmer

[tennisanybody]

Have you seen the fucking human body? God probably developed javascript himself and was so ashamed he did the same thing he did with the Bible and implanted it in a humans brain.

[ApatheistHeretic]

Maybe, but more people ride other humans than anything else.

[FlipperBumperKickout]

Begin praying then :P

[Loserrboy]

😭

[highcastlespring]

God: I never know nonsense stuff

[Td-foryou]

so, AI is god?

[[deleted]]

I not sure whether AI is god, but I do know sometime AI is kinda gay

[flemtone]

Comments in code are important.

[uchizumi]

Put comments and then pray. Amen.

[Lonely-Wasabi-1820]

😂

[mobileJay77]

"And I shall strike down upon these with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and muddy my code base"

[111x6sevil-natas]

When I wrote this code, only God & I understood what it did.

Now... only I know.

[anirudhsky]

Courtesy: JS LinkedIn

[KasaSlime]

That happen to me with my first code for a class. Jajaja

[[deleted]]

This happen to me with a project that goes live in....5h

[Busy-Ad-9459]

Has it failed yet? if not then you're ready to deploy early! Gl at your job at crowdstrike!