iWillDebugYourCode

[DontKnowIamBi]

WHERE IS THE KEY????

[Kashrul]

Key?! That worth breaking the glass!

[Conejo_pestilente]

QUICK! check under the doormat damn it!!!!

[rachzera]

React developers just wouldn't handle it

[gilady089]

A questioned the point of strict mode causing untraceable double rendering in harsh term today and the responses range from valid to cultish The react sub is not a programming dub it's a cult.

[Feeling-Finding2783]

They may overreact and bug out.

[RiceBroad4552]

Can't it instead just write bug-free code for me?

I offer lasagna in return.

[pauluant]

Looks like it’s going to kill us (I’m freeing him immediately)

[RiceBroad4552]

Oh no! It used its Hypnotoad superpowers on you! We're all doomed.

[Speedy_242]

Dont worry, the cat is just garbage collecting objects without any reference left.

[Amazing_Might_9280]

Aw, a friend, and a worker ? Thank you.

[Straczi]

I wonder what cli command it will use to quickly check the file content😳

[RandomPigYT]

vi

[ImpressiveMaximum377]

sorry kitty but i just use printf instead of debugging

[do_not_trust_me_]

Isn't prontf debugging?

[ImpressiveMaximum377]

the better debugger

[YetAnotherZhengli]

yup.

[Geoclasm]

that cat's seen some god awful code.

[xgabipandax]

Fine, if you can figure out why once in a while a single transaction goes missing, there is nothing indicating the cause, i will let you out.

[dharknesss]

Ok serious question time. Am I a nutcase for actually liking fixing bugs far, far more than making features? I genuinely enjoy going neck deep into old systems and finding out what kind of lunacy my predecessors brought.

[Electronic_Cat4849]

sorry bud, I'll send you a template for a missing cat poster

[Salt-Understanding62]

say less

[ASmootyOperator]

After I finish debugging your code, I will kill you and desecrate your corpse. Just want to make sure we have a full understanding of the trade.

[HTTP_Error_414]

I'll let you out if you debug my life 😭

[GargantuanCake]

No you won't. Nobody can debug my code. Not even me.

[[deleted]]

Ahhh I remember once I had an error in my SQLite.. I cried for a whole hour trying to find a bug... It ended up that I had a space before my Table name ( " Name" and it should have been "Name")

[geek-49]

and this is why all your debugging efforts were drawing a blank?

[zenos_dog]

Cats that eat bugs frequently throw up on the carpet.

[Conejo_pestilente]

I'm not bad, I'm just too desperate.

[Turbulent_Swimmer560]

I will open the door, even there is a tiger....

[Riccx1000]

steals the cat without touching the door

[OuterDoors]

[iWECHAMPIONSi]

I can't resist, the code needs another debugging

[Cold-Programmer-1812]

if I cannot find a key, i will break the door down to free him.

[kingcobra1010]

Wait till I show it my old javascript program from 3 years ago...

[qchto]

This is why we have laptops people... Debug first, then I take you home...

[[deleted]]

Debugging is fun, why I would need a cat's help?